Lmao

Just imagine on Easter little dean buying crappy plastic eggs and jell beans from the dollar store and hiding them for Sammy on Easter

I showed this to my brother and he just points at yondu and says he's dead TOO SOON BUDDY TOO SOON

Reblog to bless someone elses blog with this image 🙏🙏 it single handed saved my life, help someone else out today 🙏🙏

Ew who the hell matches their socks get out

I should just get rid of all of my socks and get like 12 identical pairs so I don’t have to worry about finding the matching pair again

Movie idea: The Secret Life of Fish

Imagine going to a restaurant, ordering a burger, and when you take a bite a huge metal spike stabs you in the cheek and drags you into outer space. Being a fish must be terrifying as fuck.

Sounds like something I would do

There’s a 300-page book called ‘A Void’ that was written without ever using the letter ‘e.’ The original is French, but there are over a dozen versions in different languages written by translators who also managed to compose them without using the most common letter of the alphabet. Source

actually all of my systems are nervous

When peter turns into pa man and eats his father yep I loved that scene

People who’ve seen the movie know which scene I’m talking about.

I drink blue Gatorade in a wine glass step up your game

Preach this

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN!!🎉🎉🎉

Me in school being like