"You Were Driving A Yellow Honda. I Was In A Silver Ford. We Shared A Moment Of Acknowledgment As You

"You were driving a yellow Honda. I was in a silver Ford. We shared a moment of acknowledgment as you passed me. The highway was slippery from gallons of marinara sauce that had spilled out of a jackknifed semi. You were going too fast and almost hit me, then cut right in front of me, spraying tomato all over my windshield. I was too shocked to do anything at the time. But I now really wish I had honked at you. If this was you, please come to the Ralphs at 6PM today. You don’t have to stop. Just drive by slowly. I’ll recognize your car. I’d love to blast you one with my horn and yell a swear word that only I can hear. I think that would give me a lot of closure about what happened between us."

Episode 267 - Missed Connections

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