Reading This Post On The Job @1:30 Am (CST) And Laughing So Much Harder Than I Probably Should Be Right

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Hey hey HEY!! Calm down sunshine 🌞 🙂😉 First, not in the dumbass category...love me some Rhodey sassiness. Second, love War Machine better than Iron Patriot lol

it’s 2018 and y’all still here calling rhodes tony’s sidekick. allow me to school y’all dumbasses please.

he got into m.i.t through his own merits.

he’s a rocket scientist.

he’s just as smart as tony.

he’s a jet pilot.

he’s a rocket scientist.

he’s a commanding officer of the u.s military.

he’s been flying missions longer than tony has been dealing weapons.

he’s been an american hero long before iron man/tony.

and he’s james rhodes with or without a suit.

don’t sleep on james rhodes. he’s one of the best characters in the mcu and y’all too stupid to see that. james rhodes has accomplished a thousand and one things on his own without the help of his best friend, tony stark.

stop equating rhodey’s relevance to tony’s character. he’s so much more than his relation to tony. think about how he served his country, how he fully educated himself with a thousand obstacles ahead of him, think about how he’s still serving his country and fighting the good fight while being disabled. rhodey was a hero long before the armor and don’t you f*cking forget it.

I first heard this as part of a skit from SNL that my roommates loved watching continuously and it annoyed me so. Later on I heard the song from Jason and it irritated me even more.

friendly aggressive reminder that the “mmm whatcha say” chorus was written by imogen heap for a song of her own that came out in 2005, and jason derulo both named his own song after the chorus he sampled from her and improperly credited her in 2009.

mmm whatcha say was written by a female artist and taken by jason derulo and now he gets credit for it. pls reblog bc not enough people know this. the original song is called hide and seek

Where does THAT line form? *grabs her camping gear for the long line that will ensue*

☽spell for happiness in an existing relationship☾

I made this charm as a little gift for my boyfriend to symbolize the unity of our love ❣️

Materials

·      moon water made with rose petals and 1-3 drops ylang ylang oil (side note: this works wonders as a substitute in any glamour spells that require water)

·      3 types of cord, cut to your desired length

·      charms to represent you and your partner (I used the sun and moon to represent the merging of the divine masculine and feminine, but I know not every relationship dynamic is the same! choose whatever represents both of your energies best.)

·      tape

Steps

·      Tape your 3 strands of cord side by side on a flat surface, then braid to your desired length (think about your partner as you braid to bless the charm)

·      Once you have a long enough braid, use one of the cords to split the other two, tying a knot around the split and returning the cord to one side

·      Tie your charms on each end of the split braid, cut off any excess cord

·      Remove the tape and weave the base together, tying and cutting off any excess cord

·      Now that you have your charmed braid, soak the base end in the moon water. Dab some of the water on your wrists and neck as you recite:

“May the time our souls spend bound as one

Be filled with happiness and love

And give us the courage to let go

If we realize that our time is done”

·      Kiss each of the charms, then remove the base from the water and lay it to dry

·      Anoint the charm with moon water whenever you miss your partner or want to rekindle the spell

Today is the twelth day of Hiddle-Mas! And today is open to international followers in addition to US!

So basically, Amazon is not cooperating and after 48 hours I’ve yet to receive the link to the giveaway for the TNM novel, so, to make up for that, there will be two winners for this prize!

Today’s prize is a High-Rise decal decal made by me, in a color and size of your choice. This can go on your car, your laptop, your journal, your favorite tervis, basically anything. I have a very wide range of colors so I probably have your fav!

To be entered into today’s giveaway:

Please be following me.

Reblog this post until 11:59PM EST TODAY (December 12). Likes won’t count. Remember if you’ve already won, you can’t win again.

Make sure your ask box is open so I can message you, and please be willing to give your address.

That’s it! Good luck guys!!

OMG! 😍😍 Where is this from??

I’ve been called many things, Pepper. Nostalgic is not one of them.

YAAAAAASSSSS! 👏🏻❤️😇

And they lived happily ever after  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (insp in part by)

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