Characters That Could / I Hope / Will Appear In The Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them Saga

The Simpsons Movie (2007) dir. David Silverman

Billy boy is truly adorable

(Credits to the beautiful person who made this)

Wherever his Papa goes Baby Yoda will follow.

BONUS! BABIES FIRST STEPS!

The Dirt (2019)

So I think my biggest thing probably was that I was expecting a lot more partly because of being spoiled by BoRhap and partly because of the mythic chaos that is Motley Crue…

I MEAN THE STUFF DURING THE CREDITS WAS BETTER THAN THE ENTIRE FILM.

What I Liked:

Everyone seemed to know how to play thier instruments and the lipsinging was decent enough

It all looks really pretty. Very lifetime movie of the week.

Machine Gun Kelly is a dweeb and I love him more than life.

PETE DAVIDSON!!!!

The acting in the first half

The Nikki Sixx soul patch look + wig

The actress that played Vince’s daughter

What I Didn’t Like:

Literally nothing interesting happens for the first hour

Douglas Booth’s American accent is just as bad as I thought it was gonna be.

All the fucking voiceover is overdone and unneeded.

The wigs looked … at least on the boys, they looked terrible.

The SELF AWARE COMMENTARY 4th Wall Breaks. If it wasn’t filmed before BoRhap came out, I would’ve thought it was shade

How actual MTV archive footage wasn’t used for the thing about them getting into trouble… although I guess that would’ve blown the budget for sure.

Ozzy

Vince’s wife (the acting)

imma say it. “kung fu panda” did more for body positivity and saying that  you can be fat and still be healthy and liked than ANYTHING any beauty companies trying to get your money.

G R I S H A V E R S E » orders of the grisha

He looks like Vlad, huh… I don’t know… Well whatever, he’s so beautiful and I love him

The Lord taketh Dennis Zalewski but he giveth Rory Culkin amen