I Do Not Know This Baby But I Love This Baby.

My name is Langdon, and I represent The Cooperative.

i dont really like country but i do love those country songs where the women murder their abusers

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The Dirt (2019)

So I think my biggest thing probably was that I was expecting a lot more partly because of being spoiled by BoRhap and partly because of the mythic chaos that is Motley Crue…

I MEAN THE STUFF DURING THE CREDITS WAS BETTER THAN THE ENTIRE FILM.

What I Liked:

Everyone seemed to know how to play thier instruments and the lipsinging was decent enough

It all looks really pretty. Very lifetime movie of the week.

Machine Gun Kelly is a dweeb and I love him more than life.

PETE DAVIDSON!!!!

The acting in the first half

The Nikki Sixx soul patch look + wig

The actress that played Vince’s daughter

What I Didn’t Like:

Literally nothing interesting happens for the first hour

Douglas Booth’s American accent is just as bad as I thought it was gonna be.

All the fucking voiceover is overdone and unneeded.

The wigs looked … at least on the boys, they looked terrible.

The SELF AWARE COMMENTARY 4th Wall Breaks. If it wasn’t filmed before BoRhap came out, I would’ve thought it was shade

How actual MTV archive footage wasn’t used for the thing about them getting into trouble… although I guess that would’ve blown the budget for sure.

Ozzy

Vince’s wife (the acting)

My name is Langdon and I represent The Cooperative.

Castle Rock “The Queen”

He looks like Vlad, huh… I don’t know… Well whatever, he’s so beautiful and I love him