Its Honestly The Weirdest, Nerve Wracking Thing To Have Two Friends Fighting Over You Lol Like ???? I’m

talking to my dad is a freaking minefield. Today at dinner I asked him if he’d ever been to New York City in the 90′s and he was like, “nope. Only in the 70′s to donate blood for my mom in the hospital while she was dying from leukemia.” I swear I didn’t even know my grandmother had leukemia (may she rest in peace). This is worse than the time I asked him if he’d ever had riding lessons and he said, “not since my childhood lesson pony burned to death in a barn fire in Kentucky.”

The Dirt (2019)

So I think my biggest thing probably was that I was expecting a lot more partly because of being spoiled by BoRhap and partly because of the mythic chaos that is Motley Crue…

I MEAN THE STUFF DURING THE CREDITS WAS BETTER THAN THE ENTIRE FILM.

What I Liked:

Everyone seemed to know how to play thier instruments and the lipsinging was decent enough

It all looks really pretty. Very lifetime movie of the week.

Machine Gun Kelly is a dweeb and I love him more than life.

PETE DAVIDSON!!!!

The acting in the first half

The Nikki Sixx soul patch look + wig

The actress that played Vince’s daughter

What I Didn’t Like:

Literally nothing interesting happens for the first hour

Douglas Booth’s American accent is just as bad as I thought it was gonna be.

All the fucking voiceover is overdone and unneeded.

The wigs looked … at least on the boys, they looked terrible.

The SELF AWARE COMMENTARY 4th Wall Breaks. If it wasn’t filmed before BoRhap came out, I would’ve thought it was shade

How actual MTV archive footage wasn’t used for the thing about them getting into trouble… although I guess that would’ve blown the budget for sure.

Ozzy

Vince’s wife (the acting)

“everyone keeps saying that i’m special, that i’m the only one who can bring about the end times, but nobody gave me a fucking instruction manual.”

When your racist old boss thinks you owe her an explanation about why you quit

Like.... you’re rlly gonna pretend you don’t remember what came out your mouth when you’re talking shit about your hardworking, immigrant housekeepers and POC staff members and how you want to fire them even though they go above and beyond their duties. Ok, sis.

#Adorable

When you’re 20-something and you finally get off work where you’re surround by people twice your age

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