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Reasons why all the yellowjackets are gay 

Shauna: became the butcher because she’s more butch than all the other butches 

Jackie: was gonna climb that girl like a tree in seattle 

Nat: sees someone with soulful deep brown eyes and keels over, does not matter the gender

Lottie: soulful deep brown eyed lesbian jesus

Laura Lee: homoerotically baptized lesbian jesus

Misty: became an alcoholic to honor her dead situationship

Van: calls sex bow chicka wow wow

Tai: eats dirt like she wants to eat pussy

Travis: had the sophie thatcher right in front of him and couldn’t get it up 

Mari: mindlessly follows whatever woman is in charge atm like she’ll die without a dominant woman around at all times

Ben: doesn’t want to touch mari. Like okay then, outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

Akilah: gay asf to have been a girl scout. What are you scouting, other girls?

Melissa: has worn the same molding loser lesbian snapback so frequently it went from bright pink to mental illness gray 

Gen: it was totally possible for travis to have taught her how to hunt but she just had to have the banging bisexual bottle blonde 

belong to a soul

be god in the shape of a girl

who walks this world

yellowjackets 3x10 spoilers ahead.

i actually think there were two separate teams conspiring in the finale. i don’t think mari, akilah, gen, and melissa were working with van, nat, and misty. not because they didn’t want to, but because neither group knew what the other was up to.

mari, akilah, gen, and melissa seemed like they wanted the hunt to happen so they could use it as a cover to kill shauna and lottie. they’re the only two really keeping them stuck out there. mari told shauna, “you deserve everything that’s coming for you,” and then melissa straight-up tackled her and almost killed her like it was planed. akilah literally went after lottie with a brick. the hunt was an opportunity to get rid of the people standing between them and rescue. meanwhile, van, nat, and misty were working on their own plan, one that just happened to benefit from the chaos of the hunt. they didn’t want the hunt either, but it gave nat cover to escape and call for help.

honestly, if either group had known what the other was doing, the hunt probably wouldn’t have been necessary at all. they could’ve just teamed up and jumped shauna and lottie directly.

Lottie Matthews is alive and well, Lottie Matthews is happy and breathing, Lottie Matthews went in vacation and is alive and well. These are my new daily affirmations.

I went to Sicily recently with my latin class and the guide started telling us the story of saint agatha and tell me why my brain went "heh- she's kinda Laura Lee coded" like ok autism chill tf out

I want to cry. I want to vomit. Fuck this shit.

“what’s gayer the lesbian sex or jayvik” the lesbians. the canon lesbians. can we focus on women loving women relationships for once and not try to bring ur fucking fake yaoi into Everything oh my god y’all piss me tf OFF

Oh my god JackieNat. The POTENTIAL?!? Ik everyone thinks LottieNat is the like popular x loser troupe but they're wrong. It's JackieNat. Oh my god.

"y'all's" is the best regional solution to the english second person plural possessive problem but "your guyses" is my favorite because it sucks