Drinking an iced coffee after a shower at 4:38 PM, what could go wrong
"Bere un caffè freddo dopo una doccia alle 16:38, cosa potrebbe andare storto"
I've decided to set a New Year’s resolution/challenge – I'm going to try to read more often (or rather read at all), and I would love to hear some book suggestions/recommendations.
All suggests and generes are welcome
Not strictly for the new year
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White Gilgamesh (TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK FROM A GOAT OF ITS ILK)
Battery acid spaghetti (sour rainbow gummy strips in cheap energy drink)
The vanilla extract cake (cake with about 189.75 tsp of vanilla extract)
The flavor (cranberry mikes hard lemonade and cucumber lime Gatorade)
Instant spoiled milk (powdered milk and carbonated water)
angels lament (cold beer w/ vanilla ice cream, sprinkles and a salted peanut)
Fistbumping lesbian (7 shot Carmel latte)
The potion of extended bad taste: matcha with decaf coffee, vanilla paste, black pepper, turmeric and sugar syrup
Instant coffee with monster energy instead of water
Peeps wine (it’s what it sounds like) wine made out of peeps
STOP BEING SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR CREATIONS STOP SECOND GUESSING WHAT YOU REALLY WANNA DO STOP DEBATING IT'S WORTH. LET YOUR ART SERVE YOU INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND
They say gender is a performance, if that’s true then…
Best phrase ever
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My original post was made as a stupid joke and I'm only slightly regretting it
I didn’t realize you were the person who did the fanfiction tag drinks.
ahah yeah that's meeee!!
If you guys are interested they are all available as stickers on my RB!!