Gerard: *goes Into The Studio To Record*

Of all the spiderman universes you could have been born in, you were born in the one where he is a fictional character.

some dear evan hansen doodles for the soul

eddie: taco cat backwards is still taco cat

stan: i don’t know what to do with this information

richie: dog food lid backwards is dildo of god

stan: i don’t know what to do with this information either

three cheers for sweet revenge and danger days represent the two different ends of the gay fashion spectrum

josh: if you were to die, what would your final words be?

tyler: finally

josh: tyler no

Ferb out here drippin’

The one directly under her is like “she made me first”

// in pe //

tyler: *running faster than everyone else*

girls: he’s so fast omg i bet he trains a lot and is ripped ugh

tyler, internally: keep running before josh so you can’t look at his back and his broad shoulders keep running keep running faster idiot he’s gaining on yOU RUN FAS

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW IT WASNT THE TAP WATER IT WAS THE W I N D M I L L S