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me: *plugs in aux*

my family: you better not be playing any more of that emo bullshit

me:

me: “yo what if I’m just faking my dysphoria 🤔🤔🤔”

my dysphoria:

he said one time that they write songs based on their emotions. he also said when he's on stage performing a song, he goes through all the emotions/feelings all over again.

oh god

why was there moaning in destroya? what was the context? why did gerard way moan in a microphone while recording it? guess we’ll never fucking know

i'm gay and my glasses are dirty

reblog if you’re gay and your glasses are dirty

Klaus: Life is a party, and I’m the pinata.

Sanders Sides + Onion Headlines: Courtroom Edition

I enjoyed this video so much that I decided to ruin it by making this

me: middle school honor student about to go into high school

undiagnosed mental illness:

Being 👏 trans 👏 isn’t 👏 a 👏 choice!

👏 Being trans with dysphoria isn’t a choice! 👏

👏 Being nondysphoric trans isn’t a choice! 👏

👏 Being nonbinary isn’t a choice! 👏

👏 Your identity is based off your experiences and isn’t a choice! 👏

👏 People who call any of these identities a choice are transphobic, and being a transphobe is a choice! 👏

Homer sexuals have really ruined my experience at this Walmart

Meet the Band: MCR Edition

Moikey:

-Seeing him smile is like seeing a chupacabra

-Has been down with kickball since the third grade

-90% leg

-Jawline could CUT a man

-“Don’t watch me straighten my hair it’s creepy”

-The voice cracks: “DUDES” “OH MY G OD”

-Wants to roll up Dungeons and Dragons characters

-“I’ll sign em, you bring em”

-Comes with Kung Fu grip and Judo

-Way down way down way down way down WAY DOWN WAY DOWN *falls*

-The MOST adorable let him speak please for the love of god

-“Sacrificing virgins..”

OH FRANKIE?!:

-Whirling blender of chaos

-Has probably given himself whiplash

-and you can FIGHT ME FOR AN APPLE

-Literally fights everyone on stage

-“I play guitar and scream”

-“I HOPE I-” *skips line where he mentions wanting to die in front of his kids* ONE TWO THREE FOUR

-“He makes me wear these [Gerard’s gloves]”

-Likes to climb on the equipment and then fall

-tiny feets

RAY of sunshine:

-*wheezing* “look at this I just put my hand in a cupcake”

-Frank: He’s a good kisser too

Gerard: yes he’s a very good kisser

Ray: ANYWAY THANKS TO ALL THE EXTRAS WHO CAME OUT TODAY

-Frank: *climbing in the coffin*

Ray: YOU SHOWIN YOUR BUTT? NO GET OUTTA HERE-

-Musical genius and so dedicated and talented

-Mom

-Puts up with everyone’s shit

-*answering Q and A* “Frank, in Vampire Money do you say ‘aw yeah ba-’ yep there it goes.”

-FUCK yEAH, ATARI FLASHBACK

-*playing claw machine* *gestures to multiple patriotic teddy bears* “The winnings..” *cue him and Gerard making the bears sing and dance*

Gee:

-Smol teeth

-Invented red eyeshadow

-Likes to jack off the mic

-YA MOM’S COMIN

-“Shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie motherfucker”

-I KILLED SO MANY PLANTS

-*slurred* “It’s uhh itsswomen’s cut they ah always fall down”

-1000% chance of sass with a side of extra af

-Looks like a cinnamon roll and is an actual cinnamon roll

-“We actually like to- like to kidnap them in a van, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE”

-SUCKING DICK FOR COCAINE

-feather boas

-“AAAAAAAAAAH IT’S FOR THE HAMSTER THAT IM GONNA BUY”