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Dietary Habits Pt. I

Well, here’s a fic for Detroit: Become Human, which is my latest obsession. If anyone is interested in joining a Discord group for people who are interested in writing fanfiction for Detroit, lemme know! 

Summary: Connor suggest that Hank change his dietary habits and becomes his diet coach. Shenanigans ensue. Set after the revolution. 

“I think you should change your dietary habits, Hank.”

Hank was midbite into his double cheeseburger when Connor decided to speak his mind. His eyes shifted from his burger to the android seated across from him as he shut his mouth and gave him a withering look.

“Oh, really now? And what exactly has brought on this revelation?” Hank immediately regretted asking that question; because Connor immediately had an answer.

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2009 Chopped basket: peanut butter, beef tenderloin, apples, and marshmallows 2016 Chopped basket: goat thymus gland, broccoli jello, sweat from Ted’s armpits, and red onions