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Why “Kingsman: TGC” broke my heart

The end of “Kingsman” left me with a strange feeling. There was a huge royal wedding - the perfect ending of every fairytale where true love wins. So why didn’t I left the cinema smiling? Because of the look on Harry Hart’s face. This man looked death in the eye and survived. He got his memory back, he is alive but … just look at his life right now. All his colleagues are dead. All his friends are dead. His best friend died right in front of him. His home is a ruin, all his stuff and his memories there are destroyed - the butterflies, the pictures, Mr. Pickle. The boy he lo… Eggsy is probably gone to live in Sweden with Tilde. And Harry still needs to deal with the feelings of murdering a whole church. Harry is all alone in London. His only companion is Mr. Pickle jr. That look on his face in that last scene … he is saying goodbye to his last friend. This broke my heart and just the thought of it makes me sad. It kind of reminded me of that big theatre scene at the end of “Moulin Rouge”. All the people are cheering for the magnificent show and no one sees the real tragic behind the curtain. It’s just like that. Vaughn showed us the fairytale ending with a princess & a prince, the perfect happy end. Behind the curtain is Harry Hart, all by himself.

And that’s just one thing of a long list of sad “TGC” stuff like all those unnecessary deaths.

Anyways I can’t believe Teen Wolf was still only two seasons and that one scene with Stiles and Derek arguing about who saved who from the FBI.

Never agreed more^^

Like in all honesty she could have just been on a mission like you didn't have to kill her.

But also don't believe she's dead for one second

JUSTICE FOR ROXY MORTON!

elton john cussing people out in a feather suit is the biggest mood of all the moods

Hey guys let's just go over how eggsy's on his tip toes when he hugs Harry like boi.

“Eggsy.”

“Hello, Harry.”

“Eggsy.”

Is teen wolf in a universe where the bro code doesn’t exist?? Because everyone has dated everyone by now.

Person B knowing they’re undoubtedly about to die within the next few seconds, likely from the gaping wound they’re bleeding out from. Instead of calling for help, they phone Person A and carry on a casual conversation as if nothing is wrong, making sure to mention how much they love them before their time runs out.

The inspiration for this comic goes to @loserchildhotpants and her amazing ficlet that you should read right here. All the dialogue comes from that and I wouldn’t have drawn this comic if it weren’t for her awesome writing, so I gotta give credit where credit is due!!! Seriously though. All credit to her, I’m just a super lame artist who loved that prompt and her writing way too much.

stiles: *eating*

derek: nice mouth, what else can you do with it?

stiles: *smirking* well i ca-

scott: SING THE WHOLE NATIONAL ANTHEM BACKWARDS GOD BLESS AMERICA

THIS THIS RIGHT HERE IS HOW I PICTURE DOMESTIC STEREK!!!

To All Writers of Everything Ever

I need to rant about this:

Also known as the best writing program ever! It’s a full-screen writing program!

So you open it up, and it looks like this:

You’re thinking, “Ok, so what? It’s a screen with a picture. Whoopdie do.” But it get’s better! It’s customizable!

See that “appearance”? Click it.

You can also use custom fonts that you have installed!

See that “music”? Click it.

If you drag your own music into the folder, like so:

You get this!:

But wait! It gets better!

See “typing sounds”? You can change those too!

Perhaps the best is - YOU CAN USE ANY PICTURE FOR THE BACKGROUND. It will automatically fade it for you!

Seriously, guys, this tool is wonderful. You can use it for:

Research papers

Novel writing

Play writing

Short stories

Homework assignments

Ranting about your friends when they piss you off

Writing your shopping list

It auto-saves. It exports to .rtf. Hotkeys from Word for italicize, underlining, and bold work. You can print RIGHT FROM THERE.

And the seriously best thing ever?

It fits on a flash drive. The entire thing with added music is maybe 131MBs.

The bestest thing ever.

It’s free.

Jeff davis: The sheriff's name is Noah. Teen wolf fandom: tHe shErIfFs NamE iS nOaH.

Sterek veterans logging into Tumblr today like

I have honestly never seen a fandom nope at a death harder than kingsman like harry hart straight up got shot in the face but everyone just kinda was like nah he’s fine and continued to make fics and fanart and we just noped so hard the writers were like fuck it and brought him back somehow. True strength is measured by how deep in denial you are

list of people that can easily find Derek Hale: Kate Argent, Jennifer Blake, Alpha Pack, Scott McCall & Stiles Stilinski, Beacon Hills Police Department, Nogitsune, kids that went trick-or-treating.

list of people that cannot find Derek Hale: the entire FBI.

There was no way I wasn't going to reblog this

Hi! I was just thinking back about all the sterek moments and I remembered the scene in the last episode season three where Derek dreamed of Stiles. I don't remember what he was asking him, but since it was Stiles, do you think they were implying that he's Derek's anchor?

Oh hell yes, they were. 

Let me just rant for a moment…

STILES STILINSKI IS DEREK HALE’S ANCHOR.

And let me explain why/how this came to pass.

 Back in seasons 1 and 2, Derek explained that his anchor was his anger towards Kate after his family died in the house fire, but then Stiles came along and outed Kate’s lack of morals to Chris and Peter slashed open her throat, leaving Derek with a lot of unfounded anger that he couldn’t ground and so turned it on everyone around him. Then along came season 3 and that anger turned into depression as he watched the members of his pack - his new family - being killed or found dead. And who was there for hi when all others were scared to go near him? 

Stiles was.

Stiles was the only one who was brave enough and caring enough to break down Derek’s walls and get to him on an emotional level.

But it’s also Stiles who keeps him on his toes and constantly keeps him thinking, and while Derek mocks him at times by saying that to think like Stiles is to think ‘like  hyperactive spazz’, but it’s his connection to Stiles and his ability to think like him that he is able to find Braeden and Satomi’s pack before they all die.

It’s also Stiles who tries to make him smile or tests his patience (like he does in the ‘Let’s see that fist, Big Guy’ scene) to prove that Derek isn’t just a creature of rage and to show him that he’s still human.

So, when Derek is scared and couldn’t tell if he was dreaming or not, his mind went to the person who is his emotional centre and who can help him through any situation with reasoning, someone who knows what it’s like to face loss, depression and anxiety; not Peter, not his mother, not his sisters, but his anchor: Stiles.

And this is why I hate Jeff Davis: he set Stiles and Derek up as soulmates, as each other’s anchors and saviours, but then he threw that all out the window for the sake of poorly written heteronormative ‘relationships’.

(Thank you for listening, sorry for the rant)

Lefties rule!!

What really happened

my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is $1 million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends now. i’m invited places. i meet other millionaires, men who love me. i marry the richest, using an alias. throughout the first year of marriage, i’m moving assets and cash to an off shore bank account. i fake my own death on our anniversary. he’s heartbroken.

i started jogging in a new million dollar neighborhood. i’ve just made friends with the local jogging crew headed by ashtonlynn and brotyna “chichi” who has a single millionaire brother,

spiderman: homecoming is one of the first movies ive seen in a while that had diverse, teenage lookin people playing high school students instead of grown ass pasty white adults

Peter: Dad when you and dad got into an argument, did you ever... You know...

Tony: What?

Peter: Have you ever... Stopped having sex with dad in order to win an argument?

Tony: You can do that?

Peter: Yeah, but...

Tony: You mean that if I stop having sex with your father, he'll paint the bathroom?

Peter: Yeah, but aren't you worried about how it can hurt the relationship?

Tony: Blah, blah, blah. I don't care. I'm getting my bathroom painted.

I feel like we need some clarification

This is a Kimono (Japanese):

This is a Hanfu (Chinese):

This is a Cheongsam (Chinese):

This is a Hanbok (Korean):

Any questions? 

ao dai (vietnamese)

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

There would have been a lot less death in the wild west if they had just built the towns big enough

As someone who had desperately wanted a serious, heart-wrenching, dramatic reunion scene between John and Sherlock after s2, I BETTER FUCKING GET ONE BETWEEN HARRY AND EGGSY

Okay but real talk: how many Hartwin fics do you think they had to read when coming up with their exact means for bringing Harry back?

Cat knows cat can’t kill dog with strength or teeth. Cat knows patience. Cat can strike when the time is right. Cat can wait. Dog will die.

When you relate 😂😂