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I’ve never felt this much of a need to be in a Poly relationship as much as I do with these two Pt. 2

I thought I should contribute to this wonderful post

A yuu that is summoned wearing questionable shirts like these:

i’m back with another one

we all know mitsuri is super strong and super sweet and super perfect right

i’ve got major brain rot rn for college athlete!mitsuri who is head over heels for the studious academia nerd in her general chem class

like imagine this poor girl getting thwarted every time she tries to confess by either her friends or teammates dragging her away, the professor calling her to review her last test, or you realizing ur about to be late for ur next class

im losing it over the image of mitsuri trying over and over again to confess before she finally decides to just ditch practice and corner you in the library after your last class, getting shushed by the librarian several times with how excited she is to finally ask out her crush💀💀

| This is so cute wtf. Sorry this took so long |

| Warnings: None |

| Genre: Headcanon |

| Characters: Kanroji Mitsuri |

| Mitsuri’s face after trying to confess for the 100th time |

• Mitsuri first noticed you when she had to sit next to you in class since there were no other seats

• She couldn’t focus on what the teacher was saying since you looked so pretty

• And when you noticed her staring she thought you would get mad but instead you asked her if you had something on your face or if she was ok

• Since then Mitsuri had become interested in you

• She would notice little things like how you only used black ink pens or how you could easily space out and the fact you were such a chemistry nerd was honestly adorable

• When Mitsuri found out she was crushing on you was when the both of you were working on a pair assignment in your shared chemistry class

• Due to this class only being necessary as Mitsuri had a sports scholarship she wasn’t the best at it but she didn’t want to lump all the work on you

• So that’s why you two were in the school library doing the assignment that was until Mitsuri didn’t understand a certain part and asked for your help

• You then proceeded to explain the topic in excruciating detail while using your hands a lot during the explanation

• The way your face lit up with passion Mitsuri was thankful she was sitting cuz her knees went weak

• From then on she knew she was in love and she fell hard and fast

• She would always try and hang out with you after school if she wasn’t busy with her sports club (she is a gymnast who is going to nationals I make the rules here)

• Now with Mitsuri trying to ask you out was not an easy task

• With classes and assignments as well as trying to keep her sports scholarship girl was already stretched pretty thin

• So whenever she gets the chance she always tries to partner up with you for assignments, it’s literally the only time she can hang out with you

• But Mitsuri was getting pretty annoyed with how little she can spend time with you

• So she decided that today was the day she would confess!

Mitsuri quickly walked down the busy halls as she made her way to the library. She was 100% sure you would be there since whenever she had a rare moment to herself to hangout with you it was almost always the library, unless she had invited you to the café close by. Opening the library doors Mitsuri caught her breath while looking around for you. She instantly lit up once she found your figure looking through a book in one of the empty isles. Without thinking Mitsuri called out to you loudly making you and everyone else look towards her, the librarian told her to be quite as Mitsuri blushed madly out of embarrassment.

Quickly Mitsuri walked up to you, you were kind of surprised to see her here ‘Mitsuri is everything ok? You usually have practice at this time’ you spoke closing the book you were skimming over to give her your full attention. You watched as she took deep breaths before she looked at you with a determined look.

‘I’m skipping practice! I-I have something really important to ask you’ she exclaimed as her cheeks were a rosy pink, you were pretty shock by this since she almost never missed practice ‘Y-You see! Ever since we met!-‘ Mitsuri began but was shushed by the librarian due to her voice getting louder and louder because of her excitement and nerves ‘Ah! Sorry! I wanted to tell you that I really really like!-‘ once again Mitsuri was shushed and you could tell she was extremely embarrassed with how her face had become completely red. She then covered her face with her hands and began to mutter in a muffled voice.

‘Hey, Mitsuri let’s leave I know a more empty place we can talk’ you spoke getting the flustered girls’ attention as she watched you put the book you were looking at back in its place ‘Aren’t you going to check that out’ Mitsuri muttered out removing her hands from her face ‘I can do that later. I care more about you than some stupid book’ you said grabbing Mitsuri’s hand as you walked at a steady pace. The green and pink haired girl didn’t know what to say, she definitely saw that the book you were looking at was about chemistry which was basically your life passion. The fact you cared more about her feelings and comfort over that had her heart fluttering as she focused on you holding hands.

Eventually the both of you arrived at a vending machine near the back of the university. You bought Mitsuri a water and waited until she was ready to talk ‘Y/N. Ever since we’ve met my heart has been acting crazy whenever I’m around you, and I can’t take being so occupied that I never get to spend time with you. So please go out with me!’ Mitsuri confessed as she felt a big weight had been lifted as she finally managed to ask you out. You smiled at her heartfelt confession as a blush of your own spread across your cheeks.

‘Well. I don’t have any classes today and since your skipping practice let’s go on a date right now’ you suggested as Mitsuri’s face lit up with her blush still visible ‘R-Really! Ahh! I can’t wait! Oh I just remembered this really good ramen restaurant I wanted to take you to!’ Mitsuri excitedly spoke as she grabbed your hand and now it was you following after her. You looked down at your hands held together and a wide grin broke across your face as you tighten your grip.

People that went to see Swordsmith Village Arc in cinemas are just mad their theatre didn’t give them a poster

Welcome to another world

AU Masterlist, Series Masterlist,

╰┈➤ Heartslabyul Dorm

Riddle Rosehearts

Nothing is here yet

Ace Trappola

Nothing is here yet

Deuce Spade

Nothing is here yet

Trey Clover

Nothing is here yet

Cater Diamond

Nothing is here yet

╰┈➤ Savanaclaw Dorm

Leona Kingscholar

Nothing is here yet

Jack Howl

Nothing is here yet

Ruggie Bucchi

Nothing is here yet

╰┈➤ Octavinelle Dorm

Azul Ashengrotto

Nothing is here yet

Jade Leech

Nothing is here yet

Floyd Leech

Nothing is here yet

╰┈➤ Scarabia Dorm

Kalim Al-Asim

Nothing is here yet

Jamil Viper

Nothing is here yet

╰┈➤ Pomefiore Dorm

Vil Schoenheir

Nothing is here yet

Epel Felmier

Nothing is here yet

Rook Hunt

Nothing is here yet

╰┈➤ Ignihyde Dorm

Idia Shroud

Nothing is here yet

Ortho Shroud

Nothing is here yet

╰┈➤ Diasomnia Dorm

Malleus Draconia

Nothing is here yet

Lilia Vanrouge

Nothing is here yet

Silver (Vanrouge)

Nothing is here yet

Sebek Zigvolt

Nothing is here yet

I would like to add to this with a Yuu who is unapologetically an extreme romantic.

I’m talking learning like 5 different instruments just to have an opportunity to serenade their partner. As well as learning how to dance because you never know. And learning a few other languages because one language isn’t enough. And they even study up on all types of courting rituals from different beast/merman and even fea because they have to be prepared.

Or they only watch romance movies or only read romance books. They probably fantasises about every single scenario and if anyone asks what they were thinking about Yuu would just go into extreme detail about a cute picnic date they were imagining for hours on end.

I have two thoughts about this Yuu.

Either Yuu is incredibly charming and romantic and could possibly sweep anyone off their feet but acts so loving and soft in a more intimate moment when needed.

Or

They get so flustered over the littlest thing. Like Yuu’s cheeks become a rosy red because they bumped hands with someone while passing them a spare pen, or they cover their red face in embarrassment for accidentally bumping into someone.

And for some reason Yuu had fallen head over heels in love with Floyd Leech. No one knows how it happened but now Yuu only stares at Floyd until he is no longer in line of sight or until they need to calm down with all the things they’re thinking so their heart can take a break.

This eventually leads to either Yuu acting on their feelings and doing all the romantic things they fantasise about and either going big or going home and they aren’t going home until they get to date Floyd.

Or

Yuu becomes a secret admirer by sending letters to Floyd and leaving gifts for him at the Monstro Lounge or on his desk, and they desperately beg the people that find out about their massive crush to not tell Floyd because even though they like the playful eel they don’t want to ruin this. Because I feel like the more flustered Yuu would 100% want to serenade Floyd and gift him flowers face to face, but they think too little of themself and thinks Floyd deserves a better person than themself.

Romantic Yuu is an extreme unapologetic romantic that is too caught up in their love to want to ruin this

I have a really really obscure floyd headcanon that really only exists because of my floyd leech enjoyer agenda but>>

I headcanon floyd is actually, secretly, a hopeless romantic. I know it seems very ooc, but the idea of floyd, who characteristically seems like he hasn’t and would never have a single thought about love, secretly longing for those cheesy, corny romantic things that he sees in those old human romance movies is just.

He’d never ever ever let anyone, especially Azul and his brother, know about his little secret. Not ever. Love? Who cares? How boring. Anyways, do you remember what they were serving in the cafeteria today?

But secretly, when hes alone and Jade’s asleep, he’d fantasize about such silly things like saving a poor little soul from bullies even though it would be like saving someone from himself, or having his one true love run into him while walking down the hallway, scrambling to pick up their papers and apologizing. Both his and their eyes would meet and god, sparkles would be everywhere and time would stop and—

But he never really expects any of it to happen. Eventually he learned love for people on land was more… mundane, less hearts and roses and shielding your soulmate from the rain. Less like the movies. But that didn’t stop his heart from stopping and throat from clenching every time some minnow trips over a crack and falls into his arms, or secretly hoping that when he runs off to take a nap under some tree, skipping class, some cutie would see him and fall asleep next to him, accidentally entangling their limbs together.

He also understands that someone of his… character would probably never have something like that. He’s too brash, intimidating, he has no flair yet if someone gave him the chance, maybe, just maybe, he’d be one those lucky guys in the romances he dreams about.

Floyd Leech is a hopeless romantic. But only when he’s alone.

The hyperfixation is getting stronger so I’m gonna start writing for Twisted Wonderland

Just watched the Demon Slayer on the big screen!

Don’t even care it’s just a 1h 20 min episode recap.

I got to see my baby boy/girl on the big screen!

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Twisted Wonderland am I right

*points* Same icon!

*points back* Same icon!

Ok so I just had a thought.

So y’know how all the og Trigun fans are upset that Milly isn’t in the show even though it’s just 7 episodes in but anyway.

And y’know how Milly said she has like ten older siblings that are just mentioned and given no further explanation or any hint as to what they look like (btw I haven’t read Maximum or watched the og anime yet so please correct me if I’m wrong) And Roberto kinda looks like Milly.

What if Roberto was one of Milly’s older brothers. He definitely has the tired older brother look and feel to him.

I don’t know if I’m just looking into nothing here but it would be pretty cool if this theory?? Was correct what are your thoughts.

Trigun Stampede Incorrect quotes compilation

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Nicholas walking in on you and Vash cuddling: Hey have you seen the thing? You know the thingy

Nicholas: Ah. Never-mind you have it (pointing at Vash)

Y/N: You mean our boyfriend!?

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Nicholas getting offended: I don’t want to be Vash and Y/N’s boyfriend!!

Meryl getting fed up with Nicholas being in denial: Then what do you want?

Nicholas: I don't know. I just want to be with them all the time. I want to hear about their day and tell them about mine. I want to hold their hands. But I don't want to be their stupid boyfriend!

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Nicholas to Vash after he refuses to kill someone again: Aren’t you tired of being nice?! Don’t you just wanna go ape shit?!

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Meryl, walking into Nicholas room: Why are you still asleep? It’s 2 in the afternoon!

Nicholas: Sorry. I was up all night doing work.

Vash and Y/N, getting up from under the blankets on either side of Nicholas, completely naked: We’re work.

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Nicholas looking at Vash and Male Y/N having a one handed push up contest: I’m not gay but DAMN!!!

Meryl: You don’t have to be gay to appreciate some good looking guys

Nicholas: Nah I’d fuck them

Meryl: Well ok then!

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Vash: What did you two do…

[Nicholas and Y/N looking at each other thinking they’re in trouble]

Vash: You’re not in trouble. I just need to know if I have to lie to Meryl or Roberto again.

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Nicholas: my future partner must be intelligent, unfazed by even the most of disturbing things, and capable in every way possible——

Vash: [trips and falls with a tray of cupcakes in his hands and then proceeds to sob for thirty minutes]

Y/N: [goes to comfort Vash but also trips over then proceeds to eat all the cupcakes while hugging Vash and giving him pats on the back]

Nicholas: [pointing at Vash and Y/N] Those two. I want them.

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Meryl: Okay, your driving and Vash and Y/N walk on the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Nicholas: Oh, I would definitely flip the car. I would rather kill myself than cause Vash and Y/N harm.

Meryl with her head in her hands: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

So…

There’s these guys called “The Humanoid Typhoon” and “The Punisher”

I got my mum to watch Haikyuu and we’re at S1 E18 and I just told her Daichi dies

🤣🤣🤣

Just did a good thing

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Hell Yeah! Got my first Gyutaro figure

I f*ckin did it

@happy-chaos-only

I have made my Happy Chaos only account!

Guess who’s got a new fixation on a character I wanna kiss but there’s barely any content for this Scrungly Man

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It’s me!!!

back with another request for you <33

feel free to pick whoever you want for this one :)

haikyuu boys (or girls) with a partner who’s socially anxious or shy, like “terrified of asking for help because they don’t want to seem stupid” level

their partner is trying to find them after a tournament but some people from a rival school spots them and starts hitting on them, how would the boys/girls react?

| This is me fr fr. Sorry if it isn't exactly what you asked for |

| characters: Kyotani Kentaro, Yamamoto Akane, Akaashi Keiji, Miya Osamu, Aone Takanobu |

| Genre: Fluff |

Kyotani Kentaro

Let me start by saying Kyotani thought you were a spineless pushover when you two first met

He didn’t really like you is all I’m saying

Until one day he saw you feeding the stray dog he usually feeds

And instead of cowering in fear and running away like he thought you would do when you saw him

You smiled and waved him over saying he should come look at the cute pupper

And that was it for him you being too cute sent him into puppy love this is your fault! 😡

This boy is so protective I swear

If he thinks anyone is looking at you too long for his liking then he about to beat their ass

God forbid anyone that teases you about being too shy you have scary dog privileges use it

Now Aoba Johsai were going to a match so as the supportive partner you were you of course went to cheer your boyfriend on

Kyotani was currently taking a break while you were talking with him and he looked away for a second and you were suddenly swept away in the crowd

Kyotani = PANIC MODE!!!

The crowd was pushing you until you found a way out

Now to the real problem, where the hell were you

You didn’t have your phone on you since you left it in your bag that was sitting with Kyotani so you couldn’t call him

And your crippling social anxiety was ever present so asking someone for directions was out of the question

That was until someone had come up to you

'Are you lost? Why don't you come and watch me play. You're pretty cute'

Your anxiety has skyrocketed

‘Oh, n-no I’m fine’

You spoke trying to get this guy away while also trying to spot Kyotani in the crowd since he was probably tearing the place up looking for you

‘Are you sure I don’t bite’

He spoke leaning closer to you while trapping you against the wall right behind you

‘I do’

Looking towards the voice you saw your very angry boyfriend

‘Taro!’

You yelled out happily while Kentaro tried with all his might to not blush at such a cute nickname

He’s trying to be intimidating Y/N! Stope being so cute!

He then walked up to the guy and grabbed him by the collar

‘You better leave my partner alone or we’ll have a problem’

Kyotani warned as the guy nodded and hastily ran away

Immediately Kyotani looked you over and asked if the guy did anything to you

You shook your head then smiled up at him

‘You looked so cool Taro! Like a knight in shining armour!’

His face erupted into flames as he looked everywhere but you

Why’d you have to be so cute Y/N he can’t think anymore

He would just grab your hand still incredibly embarrassed as he walked back to where your stuff was

Kyotani wouldn’t mind if you got lost again so he could save you like a knight

Yamamoto Akane

Why does no one write for this cutie?! Look at her!

Honestly you two are so different everyone questions your relationship

The both of you are pretty cute

I can totally imagine Akane being super nervous around you

She just thinks your so cute when your shy

Especially if you ask her for help

She will not hesitate to help you with anything social

She’ll be loud enough for the both of you 😌

She has a hair clip and scrunchie collection that she lets you use and even gets the both of you matching hair clips and scrunchies

Onto the actual request tho

Akane is the captain of the cheer squad for Nekoma

Akane wanted you to see how cool the boys volleyball club was she also wanted you to see how cool her older brother was ngl

But with this being the first time going to the volleyball arena that was filled with people you were very nervous

It also didn’t help that your girlfriend had to arrive early to set up the cheer squad and make sure everything was perfect

So Akane was calling you to help you get to the right area where the Nekoma game would be

That was until some guy approached you

‘Hey you’re pretty cute! Do you wanna go out’

You immediately got nervous but was able to tell the guy you weren’t single

‘Really? You’re dating someone? I don’t see them anywhere though’

The guy spoke stepping closer as you also stepped back

‘I-I’m actually busy trying to find the volleyball arena…’

You spoke nervously as you were not mentally prepared to talk to anyone other than Akane her brother and the Nekoma teammates

‘Hey asshole! Get away from Y/N!’

You looked over to see Akane puffed out from running but still standing her ground

‘Who are you ? They’re friend?’

The guy spoke but Akane stomped over to you two and stood in front of you protectively

‘I’m their girlfriend so back off!’

It was honestly funny how Akane was almost half the guys height but still managed to drive him off with her enraged face

‘That’s right you better run!’

Akane yelled as you giggled taking her hand in yours

‘Thanks Akane for saving me there’

You thanked them gave the girl a kiss on her cheek

‘Y-Y-Y-Y/N! You can’t just kiss me so suddenly! Warn me first!’

She exclaimed red in the face then hugged you tightly while hiding her face in your chest

That was until Akane realised you two would almost be late for the game

‘S-Stop distracting me Y/N! We’re gonna be late for the game!’

Akane yelled tightening her grip on your hand as she full on sprinted to the arena as you tried to keep up with your energetic girlfriend

Akashi Keiji

Man dating Akashi Y/N

You’re so lucky, wish it was me

Let me just say Akashi is so understanding of your crippling social anxiety

He would speak up for you if you had a question and if you didn’t get anything in class he would explain it to you himself

This man is so incredibly patient he would wait an entire 15 minutes just for you to ask if you could get help with your homework

He has experience with Bokuto

He would try to help you with your anxiety but would immediately stop if you became uncomfortable or too nervous

But he is friends with Bokuto so you’ll have to get used to his energetic personality

So Fukurodani had just won against Nekoma so you wanted to congratulate Akashi for the win

Until you remember how confusing the layout for the arena was and you were currently lost

Luckily you were able to text Akashi where you were so all you had to do was wait until he arrived

That was until a certain setter came up to you

That’s right

Koganegawa Kanji

Bet you didn’t see that coming

This boy saw you looking real cute and probably got a crush, so of course he ran up to you to talk

‘Hi there! I’m Koganegawa Kanji. I’m a first year setter for Date Tech! Your really cute! What’s your name? Could we go on a date?’

Honestly you couldn’t keep up with what he was saying

Even if you didn’t respond to him he would still talk

You were kind of just awkwardly standing there as a golden retriever in human form was excitedly talking to you

Looking around you tried to find Akashi in the crowd, when you did you immediately called him over with a worried look

You didn’t really think Koganegawa would do anything you were just too socially awkward to say a word to him, and you were just overwhelmed with all this excitement on you that you were basically on the verge of a panic attack

Akashi immediately seeing this quickly walked over to the both of you and standing in front of you, then grabbed your hand and just dragged you away from Koganegawa

Akashi knew you were overwhelmed so he decided the best option was to take you away from the situation so you could calm down

‘Your ok now Y/N. I saw this ice cream stand on my way here, do you want to get some?’

Miya Osamu

I’m pretty sure Osamu wouldn’t really understand why you were so anxious all the time

He just didn’t really get it probably still doesn’t get it but he’ll try his best to help you!

Osamu is definitely in love with you though

I 100% believe this man would fall in love so hard, especially if you encourage him with his cooking dream and tell him he would be a wonderful chef

This boy would spoil you with so much food, you literally don’t have to buy food

He absolutely adores you and is extremely protective of you for how anxious you can get

Lets say you were hanging out with Osamu before the game started and noticed his water bottle was getting empty so you offered to refill it

Osamu would say he can do it but Atsumu got involved so a fight was bound to happen between the two, so you just decided to refill his water bottle and get back before he noticed

Now while the game was almost going to start you would assume that outside the arena would be very empty…

You assumed wrong…

Many stalls were around for merchandise as well as many people walking around the place, which honestly put you on edge with how many people were here

But you were on a mission to refill Osamu’s water bottle and you would not let him down! So after hyping yourself up you walked into the crowd and immediately regretted your decision

You were at least able to avoid people enough to refill the bottle but as you were making your way back you accidentally bumped into someone

A certain stingy germ fanatic

‘I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to bump into you! Here take some of my wipes, again I’m super sorry!’

You apologise bringing out your cleaning wipes and offering the packet, your hands would always be really clammy and sweaty from your anxiety that you now carry cleaning wipes to clean your hands

Now Sakusa seeing such a cutie worry over him and offer him some cleaning wipes he was totally blushing under his mask

‘T-Thank you… are you a volleyball player or manager? Do you hate germs? What school do you go to?’

Sakusa was asking so many questions he was just a nervous baby who thought you looked really cute

With so many questions you got a bit nervous but you managed to answer them all until you brought up you came to watch Inarizaki

‘Oh, so are you an Atsumu fan?’

Sakusa asked but you could tell he was upset when talking about the Miya

‘No, Atsumu is more… how do I say this nicely… Atsumu is a bit too loud for my taste, I prefer quite people like his brother Osamu!’

You spoke happy you were able to say a complete sentence without stuttering

At your words Sakusa lit up, you prefer quite guys! That’s perfect if he hadn’t of bumped into you he would probably be brooding in a corner quietly right now!

But before anything could happen Osamu was here to the rescue

‘Y/N! There you are, the match is gonna start soon’

While saying this with the most calm voice ever and glaring daggers at Sakusa

The both of them kind of had a stare off until you had to walk away and drag Osamu with you, the both of them continued to stare until they lost sight of each other

As soon as Osamu lost sight of Sakusa he quickly turned to you

'Y/N! I don't want you talking to other guys! You're too cute for your own good! I'll have to fight off every guy that looks at you!'

Even though Osamu said this he was fine with it as it was a way he could protect you and show everyone his yours and your his

Aone Takanobu

I feel like Aone can relate to you on this

Not so much the anxiety part

But he is 100% ready to sit quietly with you

Quite café or study dates are his favourite especially if you become more comfortable with him and get more loud and carefree

He would definitely intimidate anyone being rude to you, probably just stands behind you while glaring at the person

Aone would be your silent cheerleader

You were able to ask a question in class, you receive so many head pats

You talk on the phone with someone, boy Is very proud

Able to order lunch by yourself, Aone will pay and give you more food you deserve it ☺️

Now we all know Aone is basically a teddy bear, but when it comes to you bro is so protective

He just loves you so much and hates to see you stressed or uncomfortable

would literally stare someone down if they complimented you with ulterior motives or stared at you for too long

which is why he suddenly got so angry when he saw two guys caging you between the wall and themselves

He walked as quick as he could with his long ass legs to stand behind the two guys

Once the both of them noticed Aone's shadow towering over them they turned and saw the scariest glare they had ever seen

Of course the two guys ran away almost pissing themselves

You immediately wrapped Aone in a hug as you looked up to him

'Thank you so much Aone, no matter what I said those two wouldn't get the hint and leave!'

Your cheeks had squished up against Aone, after seeing this he lifted his hands and began to play with your round cheeks as he wore a smile

I really liked how mine turned out

@kabe-u-don

thank you @farisdilton :3

rule: go to pinterest, search “[your name] core aesthetic” and create a moodboard from the first nine images. no need to mention your name!

sorta cool tbf

@justastupidlittlelesbian @seventeeneleven @yes-armageddon-it @polskasroka @theantistraight @queerplatonicboyfriend @bingbongifuckedurmom @sentienttoast @sahl0-f0l1na

Your my wife?

| Genre: Small Angst, Fluff |

| Characters: fem reader, Shinazugawa Sanemi |

| Here’s some Sanemi fluff. This is based of off those videos were a husband is under anestesia and he doesn’t recognise his wife, but becomes an absolute sweetheart and is in awe that she married him. I honestly really love those especially in fanfiction form, I’ve been trying to find a really good Atsumu one of this scenario but I couldn’t find it so I made my own |

You were scared, absolutely terrified.

Your husband of only six months was in the hospital due to an injury on the job, he was a police officer and even though you were incredibly proud to marry such an incredible man, the dangers of the job still scared you.

You noticed a doctor approaching you as you stood up worriedly rubbing your wedding ring.

‘Are you Miss Shinazugawa?’

The doctor asked as you nodded a yes, not yet trusting your voice to not shake if you spoke.

‘There’s no need to worry Miss Shinazugawa. Your husband is in stable condition, you can go see him although he is resting and is under anestesia right now’

After thanking the doctor you hastily walked to the room your husband was in, and your nerves calmed down when you spotted him sleeping calmly on the hospital bed. Letting out a sigh of relief you sat down in the chair next to his bed, while holding his hand as you waited for him to wake up.

It had only been less then fifteen minutes before you noticed Sanemi stirring from his sleep, you watched as he slowly opened his eyes and began to sit up before he let out a pained groan.

‘Be careful now. You don’t want to get hurt even more’

You worriedly spoke helping Sanemi sit up comfortably before holding his hand again. Sanemi on the other hand was busy staring at you in awe until he built up the courage to speak.

‘Who are you? You don’t look like a nurse. You are very pretty though’

If it was any other time you probably wouldn’t be able to hear his whisper but due to the quite hospital room you heard it almost clearly, smiling you thought maybe a little teasing would be fine and with Sanemi forgetting you were his wife he probably wouldn’t be able to remember this with the anestesia.

‘You are right. I’m not a nurse or a doctor’

You spoke smiling at Sanemi as you noticed his face began to redden.

‘Are you a model or something? To congratulate me for my service or something’

Sanemi spoke in an irritated tone but you know when he spoke like that he was just incredibly flustered. Letting out a laugh at his confusion you saw Sanemi light up.

‘You have a pretty laugh and a beautiful smile’

He spoke making you laugh even harder at the situation you were in. After you had calmed down Sanemi your husband asked you a question.

‘Hey, are you dating anyone?’

You felt your cheeks begin to hurt with how much you were smiling.

‘Well you could say I am’

You tried with all your might to not burst out laughing with how dejected Sanemi looked after you said that.

‘I’m actually married’

You spoke lifting up your hand to show off your wedding ring. Sanemi began to stare at your ring. The same ring he spent a whole day looking for the perfect one for you.

‘It’s a really nice ring…’

Sanemi spoke in a strained voice like he physically couldn’t say that. Deciding you had enough fun you spoke up.

‘My husbands name is Shinazugawa Sanemi’

You watched as Sanemi slowly processed what you said as his face began to redden even more.

‘W-Wait really!?’

He exclaimed sitting up more straight while looking at you with baited breath. Your smile widened as you nodded and even lifted up Sanemi’s own hand that had a matching ring to yours. Your husband’s eyes widened even more at the revelation as he lifted his hand closer to his face as you saw how he was trying not to cry.

‘My name is Shinazugawa Y/N’

You introduced yourself and that was it for Sanemi as his tears streamed down his face so you lifted your hand combing it through his hair as he let out a sob.

‘T-This isn’t a dream right? You’re way too pretty to be married to someone like me!’

Sanemi exclaimed in disbelief. You smiled more softly as you cupped his cheeks in your hands making him look at you while rubbing his tears away with your thumbs.

‘I should be the one asking you that. You’re the most sweetest man I’ve ever met, I’m so happy you made me a Shinazugawa’

Sanemi then leaned forward tightly embracing your midsection as his tears fell freely definitely wetting your shirt. You didn’t mind giving your husband comforting rubs on his back as you continued to softly play with his hair.

Even though Sanemi had a dangerous job you knew that every day he would love you with all of his being and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

Since I haven’t been posting anything lately (and I feel real bad about it)

Have these Gyutaro and Daki pfp plus pride flags (I wouldn’t mind doing requests for characters and flags)

My obsession for these two siblings have resurfaced

It was a staring contest! Congratulations to those who got it right!

Guess what the topic is based on my personal ratings

• Kyojuro would place very high in this it makes sense that he would

• Giyuu and Muichiro would be good contenders, I feel like it would take a while if these two went against each other or Rengoku

• I think Shinobu would also place pretty high but would eventually get out with how awkward it would be

• Tengen would also be good but I think he would not place that high for some reason, I think he wouldn’t take it too seriously and get himself out

• Next I think Sanemi would be in the middle due to his temper he would only last a couple of minutes

• I feel like Mitsuri would also be in the middle for the sort of same reason as Sanemi but she would just get flustered and lose

• Iguro would also be good at this but if you set him up with Mitsuri or Tomioka he would lose on purpose with Mitsuri so she could win and with Giyuu because he doesn’t want to do that with him

• Himejima would be disqualified and wouldn’t really be able to join

• I feel like Nezuko would be ok at it but is kind of average at this

• I also think the same for Tanjiro he would be pretty good but would eventually lose

• I feel Zenitsu would actually be good at this but if he went against any girls he would lose so they could win

• Inosuke is terrible at this he probably wouldn’t even last a minute and just want to fight everyone instead (he doesn’t even know what it is)

• Kanao would place really high in this she could probably rival Rengoku

• Genya would be the same as Mitsuri and Sanemi he would probably do good at the beginning but would become awkward or flustered

In a few days I’ll update this post with the answer but feel free to guess what it is

inspiration just struck

ok tengen, giyu, rengoku, shinobu

what would their ideal date look like? tengen would def go somewhere like an amusement park for the flamboyance, giyu for sure is something like a quiet restaurant or cafe and stroll in the park, but rengoku and shinobu could probably go either way

either way i’m off to fantasize some more ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

| God if it weren’t for you giving me all these good ideas my profile would be dead |

| Warnings: None |

| Genre: Fluff/Headcanon |

| Characters: Uzui Tengen, Rengoku Kyojuro, Tomioka Giyuu, Kocho Shinobu |

| Sorry this took so long I honestly forgot I had waiting request |

Uzui Tengen

I 100% agree that Tengen would have his ideal date at an amusement park

But counter point

Tengen I think would have him and his date go to a festival

Extra counter point

My College AU Tengen would have an ideal date at a Musical Festival were him and his band perform

Reasons for this is he can show off his drumming skills

And festivals especially music ones let you stay for a few days so he would have a lot of time to get to know you

As well as the fact he can talk about his interest and introduce you to Makio, Suma and Hinatsuru (I am not excluding these 3 wonderful women)

He would probably want to see if you and his girls get along or not (you better hope you 4 are besties or are also dating them)

Though if Tengen did go with the Amusement Park date he would probably want the date to start in the early afternoon and end around 9 or 10 pm

I can see him wanting to be with his date for the whole day

In my head even though Tengen is a huge flirt I think he wouldn’t want to commit himself to a relationship unless he has an emotional connection with the other person

He also definitely is serious about his relationship and very committed to his lover I think he would commit murder before he even thinks about cheating

But anyway back to the main topic

I feel like Tengen wouldn’t try and put on a front of how he’s a gentleman or the perfect guy

Tengen would just act as he normally does and wouldn’t try to be what he isn’t

I feel like his worst date would be at a library or at a coffee shop

Tengen much prefers being loud and having excitement in his life

so any place that has a bunch of rules or is somewhere you need to be quiet he would probably leave the first 5 minutes in

Rengoku Kyojuro

Honestly I think Kyojuro would be fine with any type of date

I think he would prefer if the date location was chosen by the other person than himself

I just feel like he wouldn’t normally go on dates unless he thought the person was his soulmate or it was meant to be

Kyojuro probably wouldn’t care where the date was as long as he got to spend time with you

You could honestly have a date in the most badly reviewed restaurant and he would be fine with it as long as you were there

This boy would be such a gentleman as well he would pull your chair out for you, he would pay for whatever it was you two went, he would even bring an extra jacket if you got cold

Though I think once Kyojuro gets more comfortable with you he would absolutely adore at home dates

Getting your favourite junk food sitting on the couch with blankets wrapped around the both of you in your pyjamas while watching a movie

Kyojuro would definitely carry you to bed if you fell asleep as you two would then cuddle until he fell asleep

Honestly the dream right there

And if he woke up before you he would love to make breakfast in bed for you as long as you give him all the kisses he wants

I definitely feel like Kyojuro would be somewhat awkward at the beginning of the relationship but once you two are very comfortable with each other it honestly just comes naturally to him

Husband material 1000000% (I would add more 0’s but we got two more people to do!)

Tomioka Giyuu

I feel like Giyuu would be the most awkward out of everyone else so he doesn’t really get around but

I feel like his ideal date would be getting lunch and then going to an Aquarium and depending on how it’s going dinner would be added

For some reason I think Giyuu would prefer dates to be only in the afternoon it wouldn’t be to early or too late for him

I think the Aquarium because I have a sneaking suspicion that Giyuu really likes sea animals the fish, octopus and sharks are his favourite

He probably has a fish tank

Giyuu would be really quite during the date so I think he would either like someone else to do the talking or would prefer someone who also enjoys the quite with him

Even though he has no idea what he is doing he definitely unintentionally lays down some charm

Opening the door for you

While walking he probably has an arm around your shoulder or has his hand on your back

He would probably buy the both of you matching plushies (I’m thinking dolphins) and then make your plushies kiss or something cute like that

I 100% believe Giyuu is such a charmer but doesn’t know it (probably thinks the date is going terrible)

Kocho Shinobu

I feel like Shinobu’s ideal date would be a movie in the afternoon and then a nice dinner

Basic I know but

I definitely believe Shinobu rarely goes on dates so she would probably look up date ideas or do dates she’s seen in movies

She would probably be pretty stiff at the beginning but the movie would definitely help with the nerves

At the dinner she would talk about how interesting or bad the movie was and then conversation would just flow easily with her

With Shinobu not knowing how to do dates she would definitely prefer a day or two notice before the date starts so she can prepare herself

She would try and act quite and just sit there and be pretty (she already is tho) as she has no idea on what to do

I feel like she would be fine with any type of date she would probably try anything once

Once Shinobu becomes more confident with dates I think her ideal date would still be a movie but then going window shopping then dinner

Same reasons earlier for why a movie

With the window shopping if the person she’s with is serious about her she would want to know what they like and dislike

It’s also just another way to get to know her date

If she think the date isn’t going well she would probably just skip to the dinner as I think she would find it useless to know stuff about her date if she thinks she won’t go out with them

@kabe-u-don

Guess what the topic is based on my personal ratings

• Kyojuro would place very high in this it makes sense that he would

• Giyuu and Muichiro would be good contenders, I feel like it would take a while if these two went against each other or Rengoku

• I think Shinobu would also place pretty high but would eventually get out with how awkward it would be

• Tengen would also be good but I think he would not place that high for some reason, I think he wouldn’t take it too seriously and get himself out

• Next I think Sanemi would be in the middle due to his temper he would only last a couple of minutes

• I feel like Mitsuri would also be in the middle for the sort of same reason as Sanemi but she would just get flustered and lose

• Iguro would also be good at this but if you set him up with Mitsuri or Tomioka he would lose on purpose with Mitsuri so she could win and with Giyuu because he doesn’t want to do that with him

• Himejima would be disqualified and wouldn’t really be able to join

• I feel like Nezuko would be ok at it but is kind of average at this

• I also think the same for Tanjiro he would be pretty good but would eventually lose

• I feel Zenitsu would actually be good at this but if he went against any girls he would lose so they could win

• Inosuke is terrible at this he probably wouldn’t even last a minute and just want to fight everyone instead (he doesn’t even know what it is)

• Kanao would place really high in this she could probably rival Rengoku

• Genya would be the same as Mitsuri and Sanemi he would probably do good at the beginning but would become awkward or flustered

In a few days I’ll update this post with the answer but feel free to guess what it is

If anyone was wondering about my 'The Hashira's Darling' series I was writing you can read the updated version of it on my AO3 profile

In this household we believe in bisexual Denji

If you don’t I’m evicting you

@kabe-u-don

oooh just thought of another one:

rengoku and tengen with a s/o who loves to cook and is always trying new recipes for them try. when it’s their birthday, the boys try to cook a meal for them in return but almost burn the house down and are banned from being within 10 feet of the stove☠️

| Characters: Uzui Tengen, Rengoku Kyojuro |

| Gender Neutral Reader |

| Warnings: None |

| Genre: Fluff |

| Synopsis: Two himbo boyfriends try to make a meal for their partner who is now the only one allowed in the kitchen |

being able to score both Tengen and Rengoku must be a skill I swear

so both of them absolutely love you these two would literally help you hide a body if necessary

but the fact you love to cook for these two

please do less you’re going to kill them of love

you always make sure they have lunch when they go to work as well as writing a cute lil messages that make their day even better

these two love you so much

so when your birthday was coming up these boys made sure to have the day off at work to spend the whole day with you

the both of them made sure not to wake you as they got out of bed

both Rengoku and Tengen stood side by side as they looked at the recipe online

‘It can’t be that hard Y/N does this stuff everyday’

Tengen spoke as Rengoku nodded along even though both of them had no idea what to do they were going to do their best for your birthday

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You moved your arms around to try and find the body of one of your lovers but you were only left with cold empty sheets, letting out a groan you slowly sat up to begin your daily routine, that was until you heard somewhat silent screaming coming from the kitchen. Becoming slightly curious and concerned you made your way down the hall to the kitchen, the sight before you surprised you greatly.

Tengen had flour all over him while wearing a pair of mittens that were currently on fire as he was screaming in lower case, while Kyojuro was looking intensely at his phone while chopping wildly at a tomato getting the juice everywhere and on himself not noticing he was dicing the tomato into nothing.

‘What are you two doing?’ You spoke up groggy as the two flinched then turned to look at you. You still wore Tengens sweater and Kyojuro’s pants from last night while your bed hair was going everywhere ‘W-Well you see gem we wanted to make you something special for your birthday!’ Tengen exclaimed taking off the now charred mittens ‘But we don’t know how to cook food!’ Kyojuro called out like he normally would but you could tell he had a hint of nervousness.

‘Sorry… Love we didn’t mean to make a mess… or wake you…’ Tengen timidly spoke looking down in shame while Kyojuro did the same, smiling you walked up to the two ‘Don’t worry I’m not mad. Why don’t you two take a shower and we can all clean the kitchen together. Then we can order take out and cuddle on the couch and watch a movie’ you suggested as both the boys lit up knowing you weren’t angry at them.

Soon the three of you cleaned whatever it was Tengen and Kyojuro were trying to cook, as all of you sat on the big couch that could fit you all as each of you were eating the freshly delivered pizza ‘From now on you two are band from the kitchen’ you spoke looking through the movies available to watch ‘Fine by me! I prefer your cooking anyway Sunshine!’ Kyojuro spoke happily while cuddling against your left side.

‘Same here Diamond! I’ll pick your cooking all the time!’ Tengen exclaimed wrapping his arms around the both of you then leaning back bringing both yourself and Kyojuro laying on Tengen’s chest, smiling you gave both your boys a kiss then snuggled into Tengen’s chest with Kyojuro wrapping his arms around you and Tengen holding the both of you closer to himself ‘After this movie you both are going to take me out to get birthday gifts’ you spoke pressing play as both of them grinned at you, while the three of you finished your pizzas and occasionally made comments on the movie.

Best birthday ever.

i am back and ready to flood ur inbox with requests😈

for starters, how do you think some of the haikyuu boys would confess to their crush? specifically kuroo, asahi, bokuto, and iwaizumi, would it be an accident or planned?

love u my beloved moot (^з^)♥︎

Haikyuu Confession Headcanons

| Characters: Kuroo, Asahi, Bokuto, Iwaizumi|

| Warnings: None |

| Genre: Fluff |

| I got you Udon |

| Sorry if some of them are short I’m just getting to know how to write for the characters, sorry if it’s bad and the boys are ooc |

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Kuroo

ok so Kuroo is a flirt

but he is also pretty clueless when it comes to actually confessing

and if you take away all his flirting and cockiness he's just a big ol nerd

he would first try and be your friend once he realised he had a crush on you

and falls even harder for you while helping you with your Chem homework

if you ever hang out with the volleyball club Kuroo would try to act as natural as possible

he does not need everyone Yaku teasing him

he probably wouldn’t confess unless he knew 100% you liked him back

he didn’t want to get his heart hurt :(

he would probably confess with a chemistry pun smh

‘Are you made of copper? Because I can Cu in a relationship with me’

this is so cringe I had to look up chemistry pick up lines😫

even though he’s a lil dumb you still said yes

unfortunately for you your stuck with him for the rest of your life

thoughts and prayers 😔

but hey at least you get Kenma as a buddy out of your relationship so that’s a plus

as well as a life supply of chemistry puns and pick up lines

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Asahi

Jesus Asahi our favourite nervous baby

he saw you and instantly fell in love

but then he remembered he is a nervous wreck

he blushes at the littlest of things

if you accidentally bump into each other or you give him a smile instant blush

if you even stand near him he is a blushing nervous boy

you two are probably in the same class and are seatmates

you would probably have to initiate conversations but it is worth the effort

Asahi would probably tell The boys accidently and then they would do the best thing in this situation

they teased him as well as pressured him into confessing to you of course

Asahi would definitely confess accidentally

he would be yelling about how he could never confess to someone as pretty as you

that was until you heard him and asked if he meant it

he then stuttered out a yes as he tried not to faint from embarrassment

after you said yes boy was so overjoyed and happy

he was smiling all day and didn’t get discouraged at all during practice

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Bokuto

you probably were Akaashis friend/classmate

you were going to the volleyball club to give Akashi something he forgot in the classroom

Bokuto was in his emo mode as the team were now dealing with him while Akaashi walked up to you

but unfortunately for you Bokuto had seen you

to everyone’s shock Bokuto became quite and was just staring at you

that was until Bokuto regained his composure and ran up to you two

‘Akaashi! Who is this? Are they a friend of yours?’

after Akaashi explained you gave the owl boy a big smile and a wave goodbye leaving the boy quite as he stared at you

‘Hey Akaashi . . . I think I’m in love’

from now on Bokuto will try and be around you as much as possible

he is always happy around you and rarely goes into emo mode only when you have to leave

I’m pretty sure Bokuto would have no idea he had a crush on you

unless Akaashi or someone else points it out you would probably have to confess instead

once someone told you he would immediately find you and confess right then and there

doesn’t matter if you were taking a test or eating he is going to tell you as soon as he sees you

Akaashi is so thankful if you go to their games since Bokuto almost never goes into emo mode and always wants to show off in front of you

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Iwaizumi

lil baby doesn’t know how to process emotions

he was probably yelling at Oikawa then saw you and froze up

you just looked so pretty

poor boy thought you looked so cute

but he was pretty guarded since other people he liked would always go for Oikawa instead of him

for him to really fall for you, you gotta be a non Oikawa fan

if you ignored any advances from Oikawa you are the person of his dreams

he is literally ready to pull out a ring for your hand in marriage

man if only😩

he would probably have no idea on how to act around you

he’ll be all nervous and barely get a sentence out without stuttering

if Oikawa ever found out he would try and be match maker I swear

after a while Iwaizumi would slowly warm up to you and become much more comfortable enough to make a coherent sentence around you

Iwaizumi would probably not confess either being too nervous or just not wanting to make it awkward between you two

Oikawa would have to tease encourage Iwaizumi to confess saying stuff like ‘Someone else could get to you first’ or ‘It won’t be the end of the world if they reject you’ Iwa was about ready to spike a volleyball to his head

when he does confess to you it would probably be when he either walks you home or when you two would go out for lunch somewhere quiet with not a lot of people

when you say yes he’ll probably be so happy that he hugged you and lifted you up while spinning you around

boy was so sure you would reject him smh