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i try to make coherent statements about 8 but it always comes out “his weezer blue eyes and autistic swag have bewitched me”
Rock murder stinky balls
Am I the only one who likes to shove the Shalkaverse Doctor in between John Hurt and Christopher Eccleston? Like, The Day of the Doctor didn't actually show Nine's first seconds, just the War Doctor beginning to regenerate. So couldn't the Shalka Doctor have come after the War Doctor? And he rebuilds the Master as an android, not realizing that he is actually under a Chameleon Circuit at the end of the universe. In Time of the Doctor, Eleven even mentioned having an android boyfriend at one point.
It's not a perfect theory, but it makes me happy.
Has anyone actually ever skipped Nine or is that just an urban myth so everyone can feel better about themselves?
you are a bartender. a creepy posh guy dressed as some kind of dracula walks in demanding a fancy french wine. he stalks your address and follows you to your flat. with no explanation tells you to run. insults your boyfriend. blows up your house. leaves
"Don't skip Nine!" I insist, ominously waving a DVD of Scream of the Shalka in your direction.
all the things i cannot hold in this body full of holes...
broke: the doctor having two hearts represents “one being happy, one being sad” (sorry 13. it’s cute but like…)
woke: the doctor having two hearts symbolises the idea that he cares about everything twice as much
bespoke: the doctor has two hearts because, to quote paul cornell writing the shalka doctor, he “doesn’t like the military but has so many friends in it; he says he doesn’t kill but then… exterminates thousands”. always of two minds about any decision, any impossible choice. he’s completely human and completely alien. completely merciful and completely ruthless. contradicts himself constantly. breaks his own rules, sets new ones, repeat. the #1 hypocrite. two hearts like the two guards at the door of that riddle — one always lies, the other always speaks the truth — but not even he remembers which one is which
can’t believe it’s now canon that the doctor just has a robot version of the master that contains his consciousness living in the tardis. for Reasons.
I feel called out!
HAPPY FRIDAY I MISS THEM
Rory Williams and Amy pond are the best example of when 2 people get married they should take the cooler last name
ouuugh….i want to search up eighth doctor novels novels internet archive….
yes sir if you can just enter my normal cellar you will have the most Normal time of your life
You know where this scene is from XD
Glorious
"ChaRLOttE PoLLarD!"
companion: it’s ghosts. this time it must be ghosts. there’s ghosts right here can you see the ghost
the most haunted creature in the universe who leads a haunted life in their haunted vehicle and is themselves comprised of hauntings: don’t be silly there’s no such thing as ghosts
I’m just gonna start saying “____ just wouldn’t be ____ without _______.” about all sorts of random things just to be annoying for no reason.
Because Christmas just wouldn’t be Christmas without Mrs Baddeley’s plum pudding!
"Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without Mrs Baddeley's plum pudding!" "I am nothing I am nobody" haha great! what if I died in the time loop
she edward on my grove til it's alive
Everyone says 'new year new me' but only the eighth doctor meant it
eight in a christmas hat! from a bit near the beginning of chimes of midnight
me listening to minuet in hell is just me going "oh....o h ... OH" with more concern every time
I was listening to storm warning today and made a catified design for charley as I was doing so :)
"nine and jack were the first gay kiss in doctor who" "fifteen and rogue were the first gay kiss in doctor who" they were lesbians to me
A Doctor and their companion(s) are inserted into the plot of an episode which they did not experience in place of their counterparts who canonically experienced it. ¿Which of these would you like to see the most?
¡Please reblog and explain your answer in the tags!
Silly martian invasion doods from earlier at wahlburgers. Burgers with pickles are so good by the way. And i have many thoughts about gay people
hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please