Why Does Being Really Sleepy Either Make U Feel Mellow And Content Or Like You're Going To Actually Kill

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

Y/N: Water solves all problems! Do you want to lose weight? Drink water! Do you want clear skin? Drink water! Shinobu: want to drown someone? Water will help!

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Y/N: Don't kill me, I have a husband! Demon: I don't care! Y/N: You don't get it, I'm not begging for mercy or anything like that. This is a warning. Sanemi: *bursts in suddenly* YOU ARE READY TO DIE!

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Inosuke: *gets down on one knee* Y/N: Is this really happening?! Inosuke: *falls face down* Y/N: The poison works!

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Zenitsu: What if I get kidnapped?! Y/n: Trust me they will get you back.

ppl be saying "get a life"

and what is this then?

huh? some unhealthy obsession of mine? i don't think so

I have a fucking problem

So I just started school again like, three days ago, and I got a new class

Luckily it seems pretty chill rn, the boys in my class aren't actively trying to ruin everyone's day, which is a nice contrast to my other class from the last two years

And there's a few guys in my class who aren't just new to the class, but new to the school

And our school is partially known for the fact that people who are professionally invested in a sport (training more times than average, joining stuff like actual championships in the country and sometimes even in Europe, that kind of stuff, like they're building a name for themselves gambit core srry my brain is weird in a sport)

And one of these guys is looking a little too fine in my eyes

I think im starting to have a crush, and I hate it 😭

I barely know anything abt him, I haven't spoken a single word to him yet and somehow since today my mind just decided to go "hey, yknow you wanna date him"

Please he does soccer (I really don't like soccer, at all, my friends might say I hate it with a passion bc I do)

I need help😭 like seriously, if you have advice, please give it

Listen

don't get me wrong, i love reading smut, or fluffy smut

but where's the awkward smut?? the smut where it isnt as perfect as you'd expect?

Dean - Can I play an important part in your wedding ?

Like...y'know the groom? ;)

Y/n - ......

Dean - Oh come on! That was smooth and you know it!

(I've just watched the French Mistake, that's how far I am specifically)

Is there anyone currently writing for lockwood & Co, and willing to write some requests? I've litterly watched one episode and I'm already head over heels here