They Are Not Endangered. There Are Millions Of Them. They (and More Importantly, Their Fusion-powered

Why is every ad I see either "You need to shave your balls" or "You need Jesus"?

Tetris, only it's a first-person shooter.

Note from an older person: we fucked up. I apologize. Please unfuck the world, for your own sake.

http://www.courts.ca.gov/dnoncunmmmmmmmmments/Prop64-Filings.pdf

Carved a Neil DeGrasse Tyson stamp last night. Came out great!

It turns out that a lot of people don't like to read because they were never properly taught how, and more importantly, WHY to read. For them, reading was a way to find the answer. "Why did David fear the old man? (Page 43)" They never went beyond this, so why bother reading if you are not trying to answer a question for the teacher? They never experienced the joy of reading, of reading for its own sake, of reading just to find new ideas.

Sadly, for many people, thinking is the same way. (And there is a BIG overlap in the middle of the Venn Diagram between peple who don't read and people who don't think.)

https://youtu.be/6sM8pDH-HMc

there are actual people out there who want to genetically modify carnivores so they no longer eat other animals

im going to fly away from this planet goodbye

What if it turns out that you CAN take it with you? Those Egyptian pharaohs are still going to be living like kings, and the rest of us will be like "Well, shit!"

I've been a teacher for 32 years, and I still have school dreams. Not about teaching, but attending.

School being so traumatic people have anxiety dreams about it for life sure doesn't seem uh. Normal

More than double that...

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!