I Like To Imagine That Somewhere In Barbie’s Endless Closet There Is A Fur Suit.

Stan and Kyle are so Beastie Boys Ben folds five Beck looser coated

Really shitty redraw of that one offical art

Normal love:

Yuri love:

Yaoi love:

Cake the car:

“I see no difference, love is love!”

Evil human!Wheatly design by @gongustheawsome01 !!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1! FLOCK TO HIS PROFILE LIKE SHEEP! YOU SO CALLED FREE THINKERS WHEN WHEATLY SHOWS UP SERVING CUNT???!?!??!!?!

My room is now better than all of yours

When you try to look up to something and you realize you were looking down at hell the whole time, the brightness of the flames still burn blotches in your eyes even after you’ve looked away.

Sheldon if he was a WOMAN

Eugh! Nasty little thingy majiggy!

He is pretty friggin sugoi though! Desu!

someday, i will feel no pain‼️

someday, im gonna be okay ‼️

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.