Him And Me

@itsnotevenreallyfunny ok tbh neither of us is all one of them but in my head it goes somewhat like this:

you: *drops hand sanitizer bottle on foot* OW FUCKING FUCKITY FLYING FUCKS you BITCHASS motherfucking SON OF A BITCH your mother never LOVED you would be better off if you just DIED IN A DITCH SOMEWHERE (also ref 100 points if you get it)

me, ranting about dostoevsky probably: *slams face-first into a chalkboard* ✨whoopsies✨ WhEn DiD tHaT gEt ThErE~

guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

I'd like to point out that Mori did this shit (pretending that he's caught to gather information, and then "Oh, no, my hot, badass situationship should come and rescue me now, I guess. Even though I can do it myself in 0.01 seconds.") once and now Dazai refuses to let it go and implement any other tactic.

He could only consider me as the living corpse of a would-be suicide, a person dead to shame, an idiot ghost.

Dazai Osamu, No Longer Human

touch starved

"There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin" oh Hozier thank you for fukumori reference

Mori looking at Fukuzawa: Maybe I should get my own 14 year old tortured genius..

Dazai's defense in court

Very hot today...

texrstposted :)