Y’ALL AIN’T GONNA BELIEVE THIS SHIT

“This isn’t StarClan...!”

Welcome to the Place of No Stars, Benedict.

it’s au hour again! this time i’m bringing you the Phone a Friend au! (shortened to PaF)

The main idea of this au is that one night when michael was working the night shifts he got a phone call on the pizza places phone.

He picked it up and there was an odd fellow on the phone, asking to speak to freddy fazbear himself. Mike told him he couldn’t talk to freddy because freddy was busy trying to kill him. They started talking and became friends.

Every night after that “Phone Guy” would call the second Mikes shift started, and they would talk for the night. They ended up becoming close friends and talked outside of work.

Summary: Phone guy prank calls the diner and becomes friends with Mike

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I think this is something you cave dwellers might enjoy

Person: “Your a practicing author, right?” Me: “Yeah.” Person: “And you can describe things really well, right?” Me: “Mhm.” Person: “So why do you keep using Cool, awesome and amazing to describe anything and compliment people?” Me:

What is the most 'florida man' weird shit you've ever seen/heard/encountered that just makes you go 'yup, its all true'?

ehhhm, so i was reading Florida Man headlines to my folks before work one morning, and me and my mom were laughing and my dad was half-asleep.

i got to "florida man charged with assault after fight over being denied entry to a strip club for carrying a kitten." i paraphrase, but you get it.

and me and my mom were like, "why would you take a kitten to the strip club to begin with?"

still half-asleep, but not missing a beat, "so you can tell the strippers, 'you can pet my pussy if i can pet yours,'" comes from the pile of blankets representing my father.

a man, born and raised in florida.

The boys are going to camp!

Absolutely devastating! Local girl loses his earbuds, forced to exist without constant music! 29 dead, 386 injured

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