I Have 3 Cats And Can Confirm

Raised to be a child soilder, but hes just so weak

He cant do anything right, can he? Too weak for battle, too dumb for planning, well its not like he ever had a proper education

He's 9, hes a grown up basically, yet he doesnt know how to write, how to hold a sword, his clothes are too big on him, does he even eat enough?

BEST QUOTES From the Dream SMP - Techno Edition

"I don't believe in friendship, Tommy… We tell ourselves it's real so the cogs of society can turn… The only thing that's real, Tommy… is CASH!" (to Tommy)

"I had to take a break from drowning to get a glass of water-"

"The thing is, Tommy, you're using words, but the thing about this world, Tommy, is that the only universal language is violence. We've had that conversation before, and we spoke that language in the pit. It's over Tommy. On to a new day." (to Tommy)

"NOT EVEN CLOSE, BABY! TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!"

"Technoblade sometimes dies."

"I have a pickaxe, Quackity, and I'll *put it through your teeth*!" (to Quackity)

"HEEEEEH?" (to Butcher Army)

"There's voices... Sometimes the voices say... E." (chat)

"Welcome home, Theseus!" (to Tommy)

"Do you want to be a hero Tommy? You want to be a hero Tommy? The *die like one*!" (to Tommy)

"The thing about this world Tommy, is that good things don't happen to heroes." (to Tommy)

“Man, you’ve gotta raise your standards.” (to Dream)

i think i got the major ones

i need a better title

For countries where suicide is illegal (North Korea, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, etc. etc.) how do they enforce it? Like send a corpse to jail? This is hilarious imo

Stop making me hungry >:((( /silly

Food Study

Me too, Hegel, me too.

A lil C!WilburSoot moodboard for y'all

I made this in a rush, don't judge me

Tubbo_ moodboard!

sorry for my absence on Tumblr, here’s just a little link!

the quiet place is where you relax and stay away from your notifications. just sit back and communicate with the narrator. life will be fine, if just for a moment.

just sit back and enjoy <3

The things about fanfics

In the past few weeks, I was really demotivated, mostly because I thought my writing was cliche, cringe, you know the stuff. I was bent on making everything really perfect, really refined, down to all of the details. Because of this, I never really finished anything and had a bunch of drafts packed up in my Quotev account. I just forgot about a lot of the things I wrote because it was time-consuming.

I think writing is also like doodling in some way — you can only do well if you enjoy it. If you keep hitting undo, erasing your sketches and doodles, bent on making them perfect, you forget to enjoy yourself — you forget that these cliché, cringey things are perfectly fine and can make someone laugh. Some time later, when you look back, these things you wrote can make you laugh as well.

All because of your silly doodles and wobbly little drawings, or in this case, your silly little fast food fanfics that you cooked up.

So, being imperfect is totally fine. It's all about enjoying yourself :)))