Okay Tumblr, I Need Your Help. Which Of These Names Sounds The Most Like A Pokemon?

a tiny jayfeather. do you think estrogen could have saved him. i think it would make him better for himself but worse for everyone else <3 which i support

wait. he was supposed to be sexy??

Omg i forgot not everyone knows game changer by dropout TV XD sorry lol

the devious devourer

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

Hello Mr. Reynolds,

Now that you have secured Hugh Jackman’s participation as wolverine, may I suggest Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man?

Tumblr would implode, which I think is an added benefit.

Thank you and good day.

I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees 🙃 and thinks "silly time! whee 🙃", whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would ne--"

Honestly I’m glad Alex Hirsch waited to give us the billford divorce dynamic. I don’t think we deserved it in 2016

#deadpoolcoded #deadpool

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services