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reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies
How.have I never noticed this?!
This is just funny
Bobby, calmly: Hello, Eddie. how long have you been sleeping with Buck?
Eddie, startled: What!?
Bobby, still calm: How long have you been sleeping with Buck?
Eddie, panicking: That's disgusting. And wrong. I don't even get-
Eddie, still panicking: Why would- I- I've never had sex with anyone anywhere. It's none of your- you- you have. The nerve. The audacity.
Eddie, trying to cover: Buck is my co-parent. Technically. And he is terrible face-wise. And how- how do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him?
Eddie, trying to act calm: Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hmm? Check and mate.
Bobby:
Eddie, shouting: This is an outrage! Who do I call?!
“eddie babytrapped buck” bold of you to assume buck didn’t mastermind the whole thing. he looked at eddie and went “ooohhh you wanna babytrap me soooo bad” and it worked like a charm
The question you should be asking yourself isn't "is it normal?" but "is it hurting anyone?" Because if it isn't, we shouldn't care how normal it is. That's not the important part
Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends
Hen: *chokes on air*
Chimney: ...Well, there's my answer.
Chimney: What does Eddie like you so much? You suck.
Buck: And swallow.
Chimney: ...