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- Ignihyde Incorrect Quotes -

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Idia: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.

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Ortho, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK?? Ortho, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

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Idia, lying on the floor, depressed: I'll never be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber.

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Ortho: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium* Idia: Ortho, what did you think a tiger shark was?

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Ortho: I’m sorry, I really flew off the handle back there. It was like the handle was a bald guy going really fast, and I was his toupée.

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Idia: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

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Idia: Where have you been all day? Ortho: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.

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Ortho: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost! Idia: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

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Idia: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play? Ortho: Did you just make that up? Idia: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once. Ortho: Idia: A really long fortune cookie.

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Idia: N... No! Ortho: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???

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And another one done!! Woohoo!!! I'm having some real fun posting all of these.

Overblot fashion ?!?!?!?

~ Pomefiore Incorrect Quotes ~

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Epel, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Vil: Tea.

Epel: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Vil: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Rook: Even better!

Vil: What the fuck did you-

Rook: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

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Epel: Dammit, you ruin everything!

Vil: You're welcome.

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Epel: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Epel: An apple a day can also keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

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Epel: You're alive.

Vil: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

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Kidnapper: We have your child

Vil: I don’t have a child?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?

Vil: Oh god, you have Epel

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Epel: And now for a gay update with Rook.

Rook: Getting gayer.

Epel: Thank you, Rook.

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Epel: Quacking in my boobs over this

Epel: QUAKING*

Epel: BOOTS* FUCKER.

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Epel, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.

Vil: Yeah, Vil will straight up cry in public. Don't try them.

Epel: Exactly, I will straight up-

Epel:

Epel, tearing up: Vil, why would you say that?!

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Vil: Might I make a suggestion you possibly won’t like?

Epel: Do you make any other kind?

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Another One Done! Yay!! Btw, do you think I should and write headcannons, x reader, etc? I wanna try, maybe.

~ Savanaclaw Incorrect Quotes ~

Leona: Okay, what does A stand for? 

Cheka: Arson. 

Leona: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for? 

Cheka: Barson. 

Ruggie: *laughter* 

Leona: What stands for C? 

Cheka: Commit arson. 

Ruggie: Oooo. 

Leona: D! 

Cheka: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson. 

Ruggie: *more laughter*

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Jack: Tell Leona off, Ruggie! Assert yourself!

Ruggie: That's my ice cream!

Jack: Good! Now let them have it!!

Ruggie, handing Leona the ice cream: Here, you can have it!

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Ruggie: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.

Leona: What's the surprise?

Jack: Blood poisoning.

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Ruggie: Jack got into a fight.

Leona: That’s bad.

Leona:

Leona: Did he win?

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Leona: What time is it? 

Jack: I don’t know, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out 

Jack: *BLASTS the saxophone* 

Ruggie: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING 

Jack: It’s 2 am

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Jack: Something tells me Ruggie's going to be a bit more unhinged today... 

Ruggie, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Leona isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

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Leona: I dropped Cheka. 

Jack: Leona, what the fuck.

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Ruggie: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! 

Jack: It's kind of complicated, but Leona-

Ruggie: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Yuu: *looks at Cheka* 

Yuu: Baby boy. Baby. 

Yuu: *looks at Leona* 

Yuu: Evil.

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Ruggie: Thanks for not telling Leona what happened. 

Jack, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

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According to a quiz by PetiteLepus on quotev, I belong in Pomefiore.

However, according to the official twisted wonderland sorting 'quiz' I am in Heartslabyul.

Maybe I'll make a new oc who's in Heartslabyul but wanted to be in Pomefiore. Like Epel is in Pomefiore but wanted to be in Savanaclaw.

PSA Regarding Hateful Anons

Tumblr recently made it a requirement for you to be logged in to send asks anonymously. If you receive a hateful ask, don’t publish it - report it to Tumblr. It can be traced back to the user that sent it and with enough reports that person’s account will be suspended.

Share to raise awareness but also to make the clowns who think this behaviour is acceptable think twice before acting brave behind the guise of invisibility.

~Heartslabyul Incorrect Quotes~

Riddle: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Deuce: It was Ace.

Cater: It was Ace.

Trey: Ace broke it.

Ace:

Ace: ...YOU PROMISED-

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Riddle: You're a loose cannon, Ace.

Ace: No, I'm not.I'm a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Trey: I think you play by your own rules.

Cater: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Riddle: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Ace: No, I'm just a reckless renegade.Deuce is a loose cannon.

Deuce: * smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Ace!

Cater: I'd say Deuce's more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose.That's an entirely different thing.

Trey: Now I'm just confused.Is Ace a loose cannon or not?

Riddle: All right, put on a pot of coffee.We're gonna get to the bottom of this.

Ace: *groans*

Deuce: Aw, man.

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Riddle: What’s something you guys are better than Ace at?  

Deuce: Mario Kart.  

Cater: Yeah, video games.  

Trey: Emotional vulnerability.

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Riddle: Where's Ace, Deuce, and Cater?

Trey: They're playing hide and seek.

Riddle: Where?

Trey: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Deuce: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Trey: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Cater: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Ace: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Riddle: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Riddle : Favorite horror movie?

Trey: It

Cater: Saw

Ace: Annabelle

Deuce: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

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Riddle: My life's complicated enough and the last thing I need is more drama.

ADeuce: Hey, Housewarden

Riddle: Hello, drama.

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Ace: [Jumping from one trouble to another] Parkour.

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Website: Choose your password.

Trey: *Types Riddle* 

Website: Password is too short.

Trey, wiping away a tear: I know

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Trey: Calm yourself Riddle, you are being far too unfair.

Riddle: And you are being far too forgiving.

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I don't remember where I got these from, but if I manage to remember I'll add the links or what not.

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