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DEMON SLAYER I LOVE DEMON SLAYER
ok hear me out
Lee Muichiro Tokito
lers Inosuke,Genya,Tanjiro
Uuuuh, I like the idea! (I'm so sorry for taking this so long!)
Lers: Inosuke Hashibira, Tanjiro Kamado and Genya Shinazugawa
Lee: Muichiro Tokito
'Genya, can I ask you something?'
'Huh, sure, what's on offer?'
'Well... I would like to know, look, maybe you don't know, but, I'm Muichiro's partner...', what a revelation, no one would have known, by the way, it's sarcasm.
Genya pretended not to know, it's a shame he doesn't know how to hide it, well, that wasn't the point.
'Well, what do I have to do with that?'
'The thing is... I don't know, I don't fully understand Muichiro, I know I am his boyfriend, but, I would like him to treat others the same way he treats me...'
'Can you be more specific?'
And so, the story began that occurred during training at Tokito's estate, the preference was evident, it was obvious that Muichiro, although he loved spending time with Tanjiro, had to have some "toughness", but he couldn't, he was softer and understanding with him than with the others.
Let's say that was their "first fight", it wasn't anything serious, it was just that they hadn't agreed on how to treat each other, but they were still exchanging letters, so it wasn't that serious.
'I understand, and why don't you ask Zenitsu better? I mean, he's this stupid boar's boyfriend.'
'WHO ARE YOU CALLING STUPID?! MONJIRO! GET OFF ME!'
'I did, I asked Zenitsu, but he says that not even he himself knows how he puts up with Inosuke and his mood swings... So, I wanted to know, you're Senjuro's partner, right? How do you understand him?', eeeem, there was quite a difference.
Genya sighed, he had to admit that he thought the only reason Senjuro "respected" him was because of his height, but, he didn't know exactly.
He didn't deny that he loved him, but, it was a little complicated to understand, but I think he understood Tanjiro's point of view a little.
'Well, uuuuuh, let's say that our relationship is just starting to be stable, if you can put it that way. Senjuro, he's a good boy, but we're not always on the same page, and the only thing I do when it's a somewhat childish reason is to tickle him until he accepts that I'm right or make him accept that he's right.'
Tanjiro is not going to lie, that was one of the options, but when he tried to do it, the roles ended up being reversed and thus he discovered that hashiras had an amazing power to blow raspberries, he did not want to repeat that.
'Eeeem, Tanjiro? All good?'
'It's a bit difficult, considering the difference in strength between Senjuro and Muichiro, I tried to do it... I ended up crying and barely breathing'
'You're weak Monjiro! I wouldn't let them do that to me!', it's because your boyfriend is Zenitsu, Inosuke.
Anyway, Tanjiro asked Genya for help and he agreed, and do I know where Inosuke came from? Well, he was nosy where they didn't call him
'Tokito-San! There's a savage here!'
'What? Ginko, it's daytime... Demons don't come out during the day...'
'PIG ATTACK!!', and you will already know who the 'savage' Ginko was referring to was.
However, Inosuke doesn't know anything, even though he tried to tickle him, guess what, he didn't succeed and only earned Muichiro slapping him and Tanjiro and Genya having to separate him so he doesn't slap him back.
'LET ME GO! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO THE GREAT INOSUKE?!'
'Tanjiro, I thought I told you that... Inosuke... Wasn't a good influence on you'
'Ehehehehe, he's someone you can love, just, it's necessary to understand him...'
Yes, well, Muichiro sighed, he doesn't wanted another fight, but still, he told Tanjiro that he had to calm Inosuke down if he wanted to be on his estate and that's how it happened.
'So, how's your training going...'
'Well, I guess, some leave a lot to be desired... Others, they're good but still lacking, I'm trying to be a good teacher, but it doesn't seem to be enough'
Genya motioned to Tanjiro, he nodded and approached Muichiro, giving him a hug from behind, smiling as he snuggled up and seemed to relax.
'What if you take a break?'
'No need, I can handle this, I'm a hashira.'
'But still, a break isn't a bad thing at all'
'I guess not, maybe I'll consider it', well, this was too boring for Inosuke.
Genya coughed (sneakly), Tanjiro nodded and Muichiro's eyes snapped open when he felt a pair of fingers gently brush against his back, quickly stopping Tanjiro's fingers, no, he couldn't...
'What were you trying to do?'
'Well, convince you to take a break and be cheerful...?'
'Bad choice, now I'm gonna...'
'I'm sorry Tokito-San, but, I'm helping Tanjiro...'
Muichiro frowned, who did he think he was?! He only allowed that to Tanjiro, to no one else, but it didn't bother him, he just had to get it off his back and the matter was settled, shame about the height difference.
'Do you have any idea what trouble you just got yourself into?'
'I won't do anything for now, the one who will do it will be Tanjiro'
'He's not able to... GRK... Ta-Tahanjihiro...'
'If you're not allowed to relax because of training, then I'll help you to do it!'
And that was what Muichiro feared, why? Almost no one of the hashiras could make him laugh, if someone tried to tickle him, he would immediately bite them or kick them, but he didn't know how to let anyone touch him, so... Tanjiro was so far the only person who seemed to be able to do it, no.
He knew how he did it, but his touch was so soft and precise that Muichiro couldn't even think of an excuse or a plan to get out of there.
'WHY HE LAUGHED WITH YOU AND NOT ME?!'
'Maybe you were too rough with him, there's no need for that, Inosuke, a few strokes will do. For example, see if I gently trace his name on his belly'
'Tahahanjirohoho! Hehehey!! Stohohohoooop...', well, that was weird, wasn't it?
Inosuke didn't understand, how could soft and imprecise touches be better than hard and precise ones? Tanjiro showed him how he could do it and boy did Inosuke learn quickly.
Muichiro couldn't even get angry, it wasn't something that bothered him, even if the touch didn't come from Tanjiro, he seemed to like that activity.
'Do you feel more relaxed? He hasn't asked us to stop!'
'It fehehehels go-gohood! Ehehehehe! I-ihihihit doehehehesn't ahahahahaha bohotheheheheher me! Ahahahaha!! He-hehehehehey!! My neheheck!!'
'Thank goodness, I thought he would bite me for trying'
'Hahaha, calm down Genya, Muichiro can't be mad at you for this, he's liking it!', man, what a shame.
Muichiro could only nod as he continued squealing and laughing at the soft touches of his boyfriend and his friends, it wasn't that bad, he was even able to say that he didn't want them to stop, he liked that way of relaxing.
Donut slayer
Tanjirou x Muichirou
鬼滅の刃
🏳️🌈🤔??
🤜🤛
Muichiro's favorite
Tanjirou is really happy to see Tokito again; he seems to be doing great, even after all that happened in the swordsmith village.
And now he can be trained by him, even if it's just for a while; Tanjirou knows he's very talented, he watched him train with the Yoriichi type zero after all.
"Tanjirou!" Tokito beams; his smile becomes impossibly wide and his eyes glimmer with happiness. "I was waiting for you!"
Such undivided attention makes him feel a little bit flustered, especially because the other slayers around are staring from one to the other like they can't believe what's going on.
"I'm glad you're feeling better!" He mumbles after a couple of seconds.
Tokito nods and tells the others they can take a break. Then he approaches Tanjirou immediately and asks him if he's hungry.
They eat together in Tokito's room while the others stay outside.
Since Tanjirou has noticed that none of the other slayers are shirtless, he puts his own uniform back on. Tokito pouts.
"You can train shirtless if you want, Tanjirou!" Tokito says, eyes roaming all over his body; maybe he's making sure Tanjirou doesn't have any injuries or perhaps he's just curious about the new scars.
"No... it's okay," Tanjirou rubs the back of his neck. "I'd feel weird if I'm the only one like that."
"I can ask the others to–"
"No, it's fine!"
The training session is hard, but Tanjirou likes it; he knows he'll become a lot better that way. Besides, Tokito is an excellent teacher.
At night, Tanjirou goes to the room where all the slayers are sleeping and puts his own futon in the middle of the floor.
"Kamado..." one of the slayers whispers shyly, as the ones around look at him with curiosity. "Could you please tell the mist hashira not to be too harsh on us?"
Tanjirou considers it for a couple of seconds, before turning around in his own futon.
"It's also difficult for him because he's training all of us without a break and then he goes out at night. Maybe he's patrolling the area or something, but he must be exhausted too and yet he's doing this for us, to prepare us for what's about to come."
The others listen to him with their undivided attention and nod.
"Well, at least tell him to be kind with his words, please?"
"I could... but I'm not sure he'll listen to me," Tanjirou says. Besides, Tokito has been a lot nicer to him lately... He has made a lot of progress already.
"Are you kidding me? He adores you!"
"He doesn't–" Tanjirou gets cut off by the noise of the sliding door being open and suddenly, Tokito is standing next to him.
"Tanjirou... come with me," Tokito says, grabbing him by his shirt. "I can't sleep alone."
"Alright..." Tanjirou smiles, thinking about how much Tokito has suffered before becoming a hashira, maybe he misses his family. He understands that completely.
He's about to grab his futon when Tokito takes him in his arms, giggling and carries him towards his room.
"But my futon!"
"Mine is big enough for both of us!" Tokito smiles again, fluttering his eyelashes at Tanjirou.
It's true that his futon is a little bit bigger than the others, but they have to lie really close to each other anyway.
It's alright because Tokito seems to enjoy cuddling with Tanjirou. He buries his face in the curve of the redhead's neck and nuzzles against him every now and then as he purrs like a very content cat.
Tanjirou is happy to help; he even runs his fingers through the Pillar's hair until they both fall asleep.
When he wakes up, Tokito is walking back into the room with breakfast; he looks impossibly happy and even kisses Tanjirou's forehead before kneeling next to him to eat.
Tanjirou wonders why they don't eat with the others, but he's too hungry to ask at the moment.
They dress and go back outside only to see the others are already stretching; Tokito keeps a hand on his waist the whole time and for some reason the others get flustered when they notice it.
"Good morning!" Tokito smiles at them, shocking them for a second; usually he only smiles at Tanjirou. "I had an amazing night! I hope you did too!"
Some of the slayers choke and others turn red before looking away from them. Tanjirou is not sure what's going on.
"Well, I have to prepare everything for today's session!" Tokito grins, before kissing Tanjirou's cheek. "I'll see you later, Tanjirou!"
Only when he's back inside the others seem to relax and look back at Tanjirou with curiosity.
They're still blushing though.
"So did you..."
"Or did he... I mean, how did it work?"
"Was it good? Well, he seems in a good mood so I guess–"
A female slayer hits the ones who were asking questions on the back of the head.
"I apologize on their behalf, Tanjirou. They don't have manners... but we know it's not our business."
Tanjirou is so confused that he doesn't know what to say or do other than nod.
They keep looking at him and Tokito in a funny way for the rest of the day, especially when Tokito touches him, but Tanjirou has no idea why they're so curious about that.
It gets even worse the next day because Tokito asks him to go to his room again.
Maybe the others want to be Tokito's friends too? He'll try to come up with something so the others can make friends with the mist hashira as well.
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Mist
Tanjirou has noticed that the mist hashira likes to stare at him a lot. He has no idea why, but it mustn't be something bad, otherwise Tokito himself would have told him already, right?
"Tanjirou!" Tokito grins, rushing towards him as he enters the backyard.
The redhead smiles back, feeling relieved for a moment. It seems the whole "staring" at him thing is nothing he should worry about. The mist hashira probably does that with everyone else.
He gets tackled, but the ground is covered in grass so it doesn't hurt him at all. Besides, it seems Tokito is trying to be careful.
When Tanjirou feels Tokito nuzzling against his cheek he can't help but giggle.
They stay like that for a while, mostly because the Pillar refuses to let go of Tanjirou.
"Aren't you hungry?" Tanjirou asks with curiosity, quirking up one of his brows at him.
"No," Tokito pouts, almost stubbornly, and wraps his arms around Tanjirou even more.
The redhead laughs and decides to humor him and stay for a while like that; he notices that a couple of slayers and kakushi keep looking in their direction every now and then.
It doesn't bother him, he knows the Pillars are famous among all the slayers, so it must be because Tokito is there with him.
They only get up because Tanjirou tells him he's hungry, but Tokito follows him, holding his hand all the way back inside.
The mist hashira looks particularly happy that day; Tanjirou is glad because he knows Tokito doesn't have any family left.
He notices that the Pillar doesn't eat that much, but he doesn't seem to be as hungry as Tanjirou so the boy decides not to worry about it.
Then, Tokito stares at him again.
"Do I have something on my face?" Tanjirou asks with an amused smile because he's sure now that must be it, right? He probably has something on one of his cheeks...
Tokito shakes his head before putting both hands on his chin and sighing dreamily.
"I like to stare at you because you're beautiful."
Tanjirou almost chokes on his tea. His face turns red in seconds and he blinks in the Pillar's direction, still not believing what he just heard.
"Thank y-you, Tokito-san. You're pretty too."
Hearing the mist hashira giggle makes him feel more flustered, so he focuses on his meal instead.
"Sadly, I have to go," Tokito laments as soon as he spots his crow. "But I'll come see you again."
Tanjirou nods, smiling back, before his grin gets replaced by a surprised expression when Tokito takes both his hands and holds them close to his chest.
"I'm going to marry you, Tanjirou," the Pillar promises, making Tanjirou gasp. "You'll be my beautiful husband soon."
Tanjirou doesn't know what to say... is he... he's clearly joking, right?
However, when he's about to ask, Tokito leans closer to give him a quick kiss on the lips.
"I'll bring your first courting gift soon!" The hashira grins happily before getting up in order to follow his crow.
Even though part of him still doesn't believe what just happened, Tanjirou realizes that he's not opposed to the idea.
He needs to tell Nezuko as soon as possible.
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Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people
As the centuries pass and wars become less commonplace, the five martial gods start being worshipped as gods of love as well.
-The ju yang thing resists the rest of time, and nan yang is worshipped as a god of sex and fertility (which is ironic since he’s been married to a man for what, 500 years?)
-Xuan zhen is now a god of loyalty and friendship. It’s common for children to include beads with the characters of his name in friendship bracelets.
-Ming guang is also still worshipped as a god of romantic love.
-Tai hua is worshipped as a god of familial love and filial piety. The story of how he raised guzi (who later ascended as a god protector of family and children) became well known across the three realms.
-Qi Ying became a god of homosexual love, after a little book called “the ballad of qi ying and yin yu” appeared overnight in every single one of his temples. His temples get a lot of visitors during pride month and it’s common for mlm and wlw couples to ask for his blessing before getting married.
i'm not too familiar with quan yizhen and yin yu but drawing suggestion: you could draw them having the kind of ice cream you think they'd like? :-)
whoops quan yizhen dump (stares at you with autism in my eyes)
a cup from me to you
You’re reblogging all the posts that hit today, are you doing okay lol? Feeling especially autistic on this fine friday morning? Me too
LMFAOOAOAO STOP IT THIS JYST GAGGED MEEEE 😭 I just like using tumblr (and most things in general) rlly obsessively so if im like “ok I’m gonna look at stuff for this topic” I’m doing it all in one go 👅👅
But uhh things are not good 😓more and more i notice how socially inept i am and how people are weirded how by how intense and hot-and-cold i can be, and how i just think differently from everyone, it has me feeling down lately but at least people here can relate
People underestimate how much it fucks you up to be subtly excluded as a kid. I would try to talk to my classmates and be met with disinterest or annoyance. The one friend I had, who I clung to and nodded along to his every word, had other friends he liked just as much or more. And his other friends didn’t care for me at all.
I look back at pictures from the time and see how separated I was from them. I remember knowing I was different. I remember posing questions about the world to the girls playing next to me and realizing that they had never asked the same ones to themselves. That the ways we thought couldn’t be more different.
I kept myself amused with my own fanatical stories and musings in my head. I would wander the playground on a circular path, imagining a friend and being sorely disappointed when it didn’t feel as real as I’d hoped.
There was a bubble separating me from everyone else, thin, and nearly invisible, but with a pearly sheen you could catch under the right conditions. I knew it was there, they knew it was there, and it changed me
Being autistic and also a Hyperpop/breakcore/ect enjoyer is really funny bc the sounds of being outside in the real world are often so tiring to me but if I wanna unwind and have a good time I will listen to the the most unnatural noises conjured up by evil computers and specifically designed to make your head explode. awesome
rejection sensitivity is so fucking lame. like boo hoo look at me i felt mildly ignored for 30 seconds and already started planning my own funeral liKE BITCH CHILL it was never that serious
As an autistic monster fucker and a furry (stay with me) I feel confident in saying Laios is not a monster fucker. Laios hyperfixates on monsters like irl people hyperfixate on dinosaurs. Not once have I seen him interested in a monster sexually. He is all about fun facts and recipes.
He is, however, definitely a furry and I'd bet money he's got a fursona and a monstersona.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints
sometimes you just have to let yourself be a bit neurodivergent.
i hate going out, it gives me a lot of anxiety and sensory input that i dont like, and i am often forced to talk to people.
so i do this thing on more difficult days, or sometimes just for fun, where i "bring a fictional character with me". i walk and imagine Fictional Character walking next to me. they talk to me, reassure me, hype me up, whatever i need them to do.
today dean winchester came christmas shopping with me. he went over the list with me of stuff i needed to get, told me i was doing a good job every time i finished in a certain shop, reminded me to take a deep breath when i got a little overwhelmed.
and yea. its kinda silly. and i know its just me talking to myself in a different voice, but it Works! especially since all of my special interests/hyperfixations tend to be tv/movie related.
so do what you gotta do to Get Shit Done. stop holding yourself to neurotypical standards. if you need Fictional Character to tell you you're doing a good job, do it! if you need Favourite Singer to walk you to school, do it! yea it might feel silly but you're literally fighting against your own brain to get stuff done every single day. you can have a little self indulgent daydream, as a treat.
Harrison Wood Hsiang
Hardest route to unlock, hardest route to complete, still would tbh
Something that I think would make Shen Yuan's obsessive hate of PIDW (and subsequently cumplane's friendship) so much funnier is if Airplane is like genuinely an amazing writer. Could you imagine Shen Yuan reading this beautifully written prose and being so personally offended that he died because said beautiful writing was used to tell some fuckass plot about some demon lord getting laid. Like he meets Shang Qinghua and is constantly stuck between "please continue writing, its so beautiful" and "please never write ever again what the FUCK was that plot"
I think it would be funny if Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu decided to get married, not for tax purposes per se, but for marriage/sex curse immunity. secretly, of course ;)
why would they do this, you may ask? why wouldn't they? excluding aphrodisiacs, there are plenty of curses and/or magical objects just laying around the SVSSS world just waiting for an unsuspecting Peak Lord to trip over them. And since Shen Qingqiu has decided to travel to see all the worldbuilding and cool flora/fauna he missed out on in the original PIDW, he's dragging Shang Qinghua along with him for the ride. Of course, they would need protection against the more serious afflictions they could catch or be caught by, and getting married was the perfectly logical solution!
and if they ended up getting sex-pollened and needed to rail each other anyway? if they both said no-homo after, then it didn't count! and if they had started to sleep in the same bed and woke up in each other's arms, that's because it's cheaper than getting separate rooms! Who cared that Shang Qinghua started to sleep over at Shen Qingqiu's peak when they were both back at the sect? And brought him gifts and food? And that he reciprocated? They were obviously just hanging out as friends.
And friends are supposed to be affectionate and show care towards each other! They're the only transmigrators in this world, so they need to stick together! Watching the other jerk off can be a bonding activity, you know!
And if Shen Qingqiu noticed one day that they stopped saying no-homo? They already know they aren't gay, so it would be redundant to keep saying it. Carding your fingers through your fake (real) husband's hair while he lays in your lap and complains about the merchant's trying to weasel out of a deal with the sect is completely straight behavior!
New au idea: Cumplane in Every Universe (except svsss)
Au where Bingge sets off to find his own Shen Yuan after that extra, thinking it will fill that hole in his life and in his heart. He ends up finding many Shen Yuans in many universes. But here's the thing. As much as I love the idea of Bingqiu as soulmates in every universe, I love the idea of cumplane soulmates more.
Every universe Bingge goes to has an obstacle, a shitty little author guy, attached to his a-Yuan. Sometimes they're just bros, frenemies, sometimes they're dating or even married depending on how much freedom the universe and circumstances have given Shen Yuan to confront his sexuality. But he's always there. And the trouble is, it's not like he even cares that much about Bingge romancing Shen Yuan. He's fine with getting cucked or third wheeling, but he likes his life with Shen Yuan, is comfortable in it, and will not take the hint to leave. And Shen Yuan, for all his bitching, is attached to his airplane bro, so Bingge cant just off the guy if he wants to get into Shen Yuan's good graces and romance him.
So he devises a plan to break them apart by finding a match for this airplane guy, a lover who will successfully detach him from Bingyuan's relationship, so they can be left in peace. But each person he finds for him is worse than the last; he's coming at this from the completely wrong direction of tossing his ex-wives at him and hoping someone sticks. Meanwhile Mobei-jun is just there, a portal away, wondering wtf is going on with his boss, but not caring enough to provide input.
new feature unlocked! System messaging (ゝω・´★)
I am but a simple liushen enjoyer who’s allergic to happiness
(Imagine Dandelions by Ruth B. playing in the background of this idk)
🥒 peerlesscucumber
STOP saying Binghe is gay. Actually he's so masculine he's ascended into a new gender binary. He's a sigma male and every other man is a beta which is basically a woman compared to him. In your eyes Binghe is having sex with a man, but to him it's someone who is so far below him in terms of pure raw manliness that it might as well be a woman. Like if I, a man, was fucked by Luo Binghe’s incredible heavenly pillar, I'd probably manage to get pregnant!
🥒 peerlesscucumber
STOP TELLING ME I'M OVULATING.
peiquan hehe
my favorite old man, the love of my life, the apple of my eye, the reason i get up in the morning and what keeps me going throughout the day
One of the 4 true gods, Supreme Demon King of the Polar Domain, Master of the Bright Moon Palace, beloved disciple of Master Bai Shuo, and Ah Wu's Ah Qi.
you should draw jayberry kiss
u know what… u are so right I should!! Sorry it’s rlly messy I drew it on my phone n it’s 11pm 🫡 I was gonna wait till tommorrow but u get this now bc I like ur username LOL hands u this I hope u like it
Berry gives his healer bf a smoooooch