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Three Planets from Pic du Midi

(via APOD; Image Credit & Copyright: JL. Dauvergne, E. Kraaikamp, F. Colas / S2P / IMCCE / OMP )

Seen any planets lately? All three planets now shining brightly in the night sky are imaged in these panels, captured last week with the 1 meter telescope at Pic du Midi Observatory in the French Pyrenees. Near opposition and closest to Earth on May 30, Mars is presently offering the best ground-based photo-ops in the last decade. The sharp image finds clouds above the Red Planet’s north pole (top) and towering volcanos near its right limb. Saturn reaches its own opposition tonight, its bright rings and gaps clearly revealed in the telescopic portrait. Jupiter is currently highest during the evening twilight and shows off its planet-girdling cloud bands and Great Red Spot in this scene. Of course close-up images of the ruling gas giant will follow the July arrival of the solar-powered Juno spacecraft and JunoCam.

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Recipe: Scary Fairy Bread with Real Ants

EMOJI REVIEW AND RECIPE:

TRANSLATION:

I bought a one gram vial of dehydrated ants off the internet. They arrived in my letterbox on Wednesday. I was worried that the postie might think I ordered drugs off Silk Road by the shape of the vial, but don’t worry dude – it’s just insects with the moisture sucked out of them. Completely normal.

You can buy a whole heap of different insects off Edible Bug Shop, but I went with ants because they seem like the smallest possible insect you can eat. So they’re like a gateway insect. Before you know it I’ll be knocking back cockroaches like a Who Dares Wins contestant in the ‘90s, except I’ll actually be paying for the cockroaches – not being paid to eat them.

Insects are apparently the food of the future. They’re full of protein and nutrients which means many scientists see them as a legitimate protein source for humans. As the population increases there will be demand for more protein. Current farming practices use a whole heap of water and land while also emitting a hefty amount of greenhouse gas emissions. Farming insects may be a better option for the future of our planet.

Obviously, I’m not a scientist; however, I do have an interest in any kind of new food! So that’s why I bought the dehydrated ants. Then I realised I had no idea how to cook them or what to do with them in general. Instead of googling recipes – which may mask the taste of the ant – I reverted back to my five-year-old self and decided to make fairy bread with them. Scary fairy bread – with ants for sprinkles. The perfect Halloween snack if I actually gave a shit about Halloween.

Scary Fairy Bread Recipe

What you will need:

STEP 1: Butter a slice of bread.

STEP 2: Evenly pour ants on top of the buttered bread. I would estimate about 100 ants per slice. Which seems like a massacre on bread, but hey – I’m saving the world here. Then cut it into quarters.

STEP 3: Try not to look at the ants as you lift the bread to your mouth because you’ll probably freak out. It kinda seems like there’s bits of other insects in there too – and twigs.

STEP 4: Eat the scary fairy bread.

Ants taste salty and have a surprisingly strong lemon flavour. I’m not joking, they actually taste like these trusted fish and chip condiments. And they’re crunchy! The downside is the prickliness. Every bite I take, hundreds of little spiky things poke into the top of my mouth, gums and tongue. After a few chews the prickles go away, but it’s a strange sensation. I’d imagine biting into a pin cushion would have a similar effect.

You have to make sure you chew them enough because otherwise they kind of gently scrape the sides of your oesophagus the whole way down. Not unpleasant, but definitely brings the fact you’re eating mouthfuls of ants to the forefront of your mind.

I probably spread about half a gram of ants on one slice of bread. One gram costs five dollars, so my slice of scary fairy bread has about $2.50 worth of ants on it. I ate the whole thing because while it was fucking weird, I actually really liked the taste.

I went shopping after my ant-topped snack and was paranoid that I had ants on my teeth that people could see when I smiled. I also felt like I had ants crawling all over my legs. Do ants cause paranoia? Maybe they’re not too different from what most people buy in vials off the internet.

More photos:

What five dollars gets you in the ant world. 

Ominous.

If you don’t cut fairy bread into quarter-triangles you have no soul.

Two seconds before I realised ants were salty.

Gotta watch out for those twigs.

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A Fire Rainbow over West Virginia : What’s happening to this cloud? Ice crystals in a distant cirrus cloud are acting like little floating prisms. Known informally as a fire rainbow for its flame-like appearance, a circumhorizon arc appears parallel to the horizon. For a circumhorizontal arc to be visible, the Sun must be at least 58 degrees high in a sky where cirrus clouds present below – in this case cirrus fibrates. The numerous, flat, hexagonal ice-crystals that compose the cirrus cloud must be aligned horizontally to properly refract sunlight in a collectively similar manner. Therefore, circumhorizontal arcs are somewhat unusual to see. The featured fire rainbow was photographed earlier this month near North Fork Mountain in West Virginia, USA. via NASA