*after An Argument*

Jack: Uncle Druig, what's a thot? Druig*about to crack up*: A thoughtful person, kiddo.

*later at the dinner table*

Jack: Daddie can you pass the salt?

Phastos:Sure kid.

Jack:Thanks daddie, you're such a thot.

Phastos: DRUIG! What did you do?!

THE LOST KINGDOM:

New chapter of The Lost Kingdom is out.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/13/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club

Nabu: I know something you don't know!

Layla: Tell me this second!

Nabu: Has Musa perhaps misplaced a sweater.

Layla:Riven has it!

Nabu: Yes!

Layla:How do you know!

Nabu: I saw it!

Layla: Where?

Nabu: In his closet.

Layla:All this time?

Nabu:YeS! Isn't it romantic!

Layla: No it's horrid.

Nabu: I thought you be pleased.

Layla: At the idea of anybody coming to take Musa away? No thank you.

Nabu:Ahh.. Will you feel better about it when someone comes to take you away.

Layla: I would like to see someone try.

Nabu: I would like to see someone try as well.

-Timmy every time trying to talk to Tecna.-

Timmy: You... you...when .. when...when... you...when...

Tecna: I'm sorry what?

Stella*used to it*: He's asking if when you went to his dorm if you grab his book of engine things.

Tecna: Yeah, sorry. It seemed so interesting. I just wanted to learn a bit.

Timmy:It's... Uhmm... It's.... Me....It's...

Stella*rolling her eyes*: He says it's ok, and that he would love to teach you whenever you want.

Tecna:How did you do it? I mean understanding it..

Stella: I'm used to it, if you guys excuse me, I have to go with Flora to her date with Helia. I speak shy-love. Mom teached me. Byeeee!

- In an interview with the couples.- PART 1.

Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?

Flora: Global warming.. most definitely.

Helia: Yeah... That and writing a poem and not getting finished because I lost inspiration. It’s bone-chilling...

Flora: Yeah... He’s going to therapy for that. Is hard.

Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?

Stella: Having an event and not having the perfect outfit.

Brandon: That I’m too much of a perfectionist.

Stella: Honey, this is isn’t an interview for an event.

Brandon: Oh man.. Events, they scare the shit out of me.

Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?

Musa: Not hearing anything, I would hate that. What about you baby?

Riven: Nothing.

Musa: Yeah, right. What about the pigeons?

Riven: Yeah I Don’t like them. They’re shifty.

Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?

Sky: Losing Bloom.

Bloom: Aww... Hotel bedspreads.

Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?

Timmy: Never getting my driver’s license.. or getting one and the picture sucks.

Tecna: You’re turning into Stella.

Timmy: What? I have a really good left side you know, what if they Don’t get my good side? That's terrifying.

Tecna: For me, it would be getting a B. Or be surrounded by stupidity But that fear I fight it every day.

Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?

Nabu: Dying alone.

Layla: That's was dark, baby.

Nabu: Sorry, say yours.

Layla: Uhmm... clowns with blood.

Nabu: That's creepy...

WATCHING THE MUSICAL OF THE WINX WITHOUT KNOWING JACK SHIT OF ITALIAN. INTERPRETING WHAT IS HAPPENING. (this will have several parts because I'm lazy).

And this is the close shoot of the moment, TF. Like I don't get it like these two won't happen. Musa and Aisha share a deep love for each other. I would believe it more if instead of Riven was Musa standing there.

Musa is just everyone, I don't get it, it was unnecessary to the plot, even though I don't understand what they say. Aisha is like don't look at me, look at the writers.

@winxdclub so you can watch the end of this terrible plotline.

Kingo: Why does she look like that?

Sprite*facedown on the floor*: Like what?

Kingo: Like you're dead.

Sprite: Because I'm dead.

Ajax*writing something in her notepad*: Ikaris made public his relationship with Sersie, making out with her in public.

Layla:Gosh I hate Nabu so much. With his stupid beautiful brown eyes, and his dumb brown braids that weirdly smell like coconut and kiwi, and his idiotic smile that makes me wanna punch his ugly pretty face...gosh I like him so much...I wish I could kill him. And that's why I don't wanna be engaged. You got that Flora?

Flora:Uhm yeah... But I change it a bit, because that was weird. It says " I don't like that you chose for me, but I hate that you're right and that I love him". Is that right?

Layla: Gosh, no Flo. Were you even listening to what I said?

Flora:were you...?

Musa: We literally went to the store for one thing and Brandon...

Brandon: I got a turtle hahaha!

Flora: You could name her taquito!

FRIENDSHIP DYNAMICS OF THE WINX: USING F.R.I.E.N.D.S REFERENCES. PART 1: MUSA AND BRANDON.

Situation 1:* Musa and Brandon watching everyone being productive*

Musa: What are we doing?

Brandon: Wasting our lifes.

Musa: I meant for lunch.

Situation 2: * Brandon after eating a three floors sandwich*

Brandon: But it hurts my Brandon apple.

Musa: For the last time, It’s not named after each individual man.

Situation 3: * After their couples get in a argument again*

Brandon: Musa, relax. Go get beer.

Musa: But I don’t want beer.

Brandon: Who said it was for you?

Situation 4: * Brandon walking in the girls dorm room with the saddest face ever*

Musa: What wrong buddie?

Brandon: Someone eat my sandwich...

Musa: Omg, what did the police said?

Situation 5:* Musa trying to comfort someone*

Musa: At least, you don’t cry at Titanic, like this one.

Brandon: Hey! Those only had each other 

Situation 6: * Musa walking with an angry face in the solaria palace*

Musa: I went to a tanning place like your wife suggested.

Brandon: Was that place the sun?