Free Day: Breakfast In Hateno @zelinkcommunity

AAAHH okay

Relationship Status: taken <3

Fave Colors: pink, maroon, mustard

Song Stuck in my Head: none (thank god)

Last Song I Listened To: Strawberry Blonde (Mitski)

3 Fave Foods: Souffle Pancakes, Good greasy ass burgers from small restaurants, CHEESE(NOT BLUE)

Last Thing Googled: how much does it cost to replace a side mirror :(

Dream trip: Southern French countryside (forever)

Something I want rn: your mother ;3

You're it @destiny-hoodie @tor-ta @ginkochama

got tagged by the lovely @lesbian-birdhouse for this little about me !! relationship status: single and proud

favorite color: yellow and orange!

song stuck in my head: constellations (the oh hellos)

last song i listened to: second child, restless child (also the oh hellos)

3 favorite foods: peach tea, cucumber, and tiramisu

last thing i googled: "how to put on suspenders"

dream trip: i want to go to norway sososo bad

anything i want right now: i want peach tea now that ive typed it out ngl

ur supposed to tag 10 people but i. do not have ten people to tag. so. @gumy-shark @ratsinmamouf @floweyyyyyy @sapphire-deity @noodlenoodlenoodlenoodle @dykefrankie @cuuno and @thegalacticbucket

Today's gender is long pig. Short pig. Wide pig. Narrow pig. Long pig. Short pig. Wide pig. Narrow pig.

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

#done

teleport this bread around

come on spread the word

Happy valentines!

My Ratmortal

An ode to my beloved, the wererat. This is how I want our first meeting to go.

Don't like, don't read

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im ratfikk) 2 my rf (ew not in that way) ratven, bloodyratz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rat! Ratsin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! RATCR ROX!

Hi my name is Jenny wereratty M and I have short ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with rat grey streaks and rat tips that reaches my shoulders and icy brown eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amrat Way (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerat Way but I wish I was because he's a major ratting hottie. I'm a ratpire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called MIAD in America where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a rat (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Rat Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black ratset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirat, pink ratnets and black combrat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and rat eye shadow. I was walking outside MIAD. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my rattle finger at them.

"Hey Jenny!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. The Wererat!

"What's up Wererat?" I asked.

"Nothing." he squeaked shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me ratz!

Chapter 2.

AN: Fangz 2 bloodyratz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!

The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my ratden and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my ratden and took of my giant RATCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a penratagram necklace, combrat boots and black ratnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy rat.

My friend, Natasha(AN: Ratven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long shoulder-length golden blond hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Maratilyn Mratnson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)

"OMRG, I saw you talking to The Wererat yesterday!" she said excitedly.

"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing.

"Do you like Wererat?" she asked as we went out of the MIAD common room and into the Union.

"No I so ratting don't!" I shouted.

"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Wererat walked up to me.

"Hi." he chirped.

"Hi." I replied ratily.

"Guess what." he hissed.

"What?" I asked.

"Well, Good Rat are having a concert in Likewise." he sqeuaked to me.

"Oh. My. Ratting. God!" I screamed. I love GR. They are my favorite band, besides RATCR.

"Well…. do you want to go with me?" he bruxed.

I gasped.