Au Where Actually Thors Hammer Is Sentient And Just Really Picky About Who It Likes

hold on! I'm putting my two brainrots, genshin and lu, in a blender! bthpbthpbthpbthpbthpbthpbthpbthpbthpbthpbthpbthpbthp 👁👁

k now imagine this as some sort of book given to the chain:

Ancient Teyvat History

Long ago the kingdom known as Hyrule broke into the seven nations we know today. The three goddesses who rule over Celestia– Din, Nayru, and Farore– created the Archons. Semi-immortal beings granted a seat on the elemental thrones, and a Gnosis to rule their nations with.

Anemo, Geo Electro, Dendro, Hydro, Pyro, and Cryo. Mondstadt, Liyue, Inazuma, Sumeru, Fontaine, Natlan, and Snezhnaya.

Now, the Triforce is still present in our current world, but it has faded. Perhaps been hidden, if you will. Gannon is no longer a threat. The sacred name of Zelda is not passed down, as the royal family is no longer about. The Hero needs not arise. We unfortunately do not have much information on The Heros, no names, no mention of family or home have been mentioned in the records. But it is undeniable the link they have to the Triforce of courage, their adventures forever remembered. 

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some FaeHyrule incorrect quotes cuz why not.

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Twi: -hurt-

Lege: shit, we’re out of healing potions

Rule: -spits in hands, then pats wound- no problem

Wound: -heals-

Twi: -dead eyed stare- what

Rule: -shrugs- comes with the genetics i guess

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Sky: -ran out of thread to stitch up his shirt-

Rule: -hands over a spool of exactly matched thread-

Wars: -can't get a blood stain out of his scarf-

Rule: -reaches into one of many pockets and takes out a small vial and cloth- this should help

Wind: how are you always so prepared for the weirdest of things?!

Rule: ya never know what's gonna happen when you're stuck in a rainstorm in the middle of nowhere, no shelter around other than a monster camp, while being chased down for your blood. ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌

The chain: ( O-O)

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-Elegantly written sign-

Rule: gibberish.

-sign scribbled in shorthand-

Rule: oh cool, a pharmacy! they don't have any potions though, just herbs.

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Rule: I wish I had your upbringing… unfortunately, I'm civilized.

Wild: I- what??

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the thing this somewhat goes with but you don't have to read: FaeHyrule-1

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Aki, her parents, and their ninken ♡

inuzuka hc 1: only the main family have the distinct fang-like clan markings. for everyone else, it's just a bit of red somewhere.

inuzuka hc 2: sharp ears, sharp eyes, sharp teeth, sharp nails! some have longer ears, some have narrower eyes. it varies.

(picrews used: 妖男子メーカー, よっこら（改）, DGCメーカー)

Barbatos' Envoys

Genshin au idea:

Barbatos' envoys. Lookalikes, appearing every now and then, meant to help the people when the archon couldn't. Reintroducing old songs to remind them of any forgotten pasts, and crafting new songs to tell them of the future. They often take it upon themselves to also keep people from putting words into barbatos' mouth, and debunking any false information. Just like any citizen, an envoy is free to do as they please. It would be weird to chain down a symbol of freedom with unnecessary duties if they do not wish to do it. They may look human, but so does barbatos. The people have decided envoys are basically spirits. No one has ever seen an envoy look younger or older. No one has ever seen one be born or die. They simply appear and disappear with the wind.

The origin of this is that people long ago (before cannon/ in-game time) noticed that venti is practically identical to barbatos. Rumors started to spread, and to keep people from guessing his true identity, Venti came up with the envoy idea. He didn't want to make the people feel stifled by the presence of their archon, to walk on eggshells around him and offer their first born when he trips.

another healer for me to aggressively add to my party :D

watching Dungeon Meshi like

[cast encounters monster]

me and sister: :0

[cast finds a way to cook and eat the monster]

me and sister: raucous cheering

"that's literally impossible for me to pronounce, I'm calling you Bob now." The new human, Mia, stated looking at the repair man of the ship. "Y'know, like Bob The Builder?"

The newly dubbed 'Bob' did not infact know. Their technician, another human named Kaya, seemed to find this amusing.

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my mouth hurts like hell

I want to punch my orthodontist and tear out his jaw

.... but that'd be mean, so maybe not

I have lost all my money to gambling :(

I AM THE RICHEST FUCKER TO EVER MOTHER!!

happy Lantern Rite! ^-^