If You Don’t Give The Black Sisters As Much Hype As The Black Brothers Then Don’t Talk To Me

DORLENE HEADCANNONS PLEASE

YESS HERE WE GO

• Marlene fell first and wasn't very subtle about her crush so obviously Dorcas knew it all along but found Marlene's behaviour cute and endearing so she said nothing

• Dorcas has a lot of rings and Marlene is completely obsessed about them

• Marlene actually confessed accidentally and was very stressed about it so she was just talking and talking and Dorcas cut her off by kissing her

• Dorcas introduced Marlene to the skittles and they immediately love her (even tho Barty loves to tease her and say the most horrific things just to see Marlene looking at Dorcas with wide eyes asking her if he's joking or not)

• they paint their nails together

• they also love to flirt during quidditch games

• they love to flirt all the time in fact

• Marlene loves to braid Dorcas' hair (she loves Dorcas' hair in general)

• they share all of their jewellery

• Marlene loves to call Dorcas 'Cassie' and Dorcas loves to call Marlene "Lenie" (to have their own nicknames instead of using Cas and Marls)

• they can both be very scary if they hear you saying something bad about their girlfriend

okay that's all i could think about for now, anyone feel free to add if you have more ideas ! :)

"i need women to have equal pay because i plan on marrying rich and i can't do that if dorcas is making 75 cents to every mans dollar."

- Marlene McKinnon

James: Are you drinking enough water? 

Remus: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth I guess. 

James: Are you eating enough food?

Remus: Oh don’t worry about that, my tears are VERY salty

CHARLI LIKES BOYS BUT SHE KNOWS I'D HIT IHT

Remus: *closes a cabinet* 

*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door* 

Lily: What was that? 

Remus: The sound of someone else's problem.

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"You used to read so much, what happened?"

Bish i read plenty, just ask all the dead gay wizards in my phone.

sirius and dorcas are hogwarts's smart + hot duo. everyones confused as to why tf theyre dating those sad soggy losers (remus and marlene)

tbh the only taylor swift song that isn’t marauders coded is 22

Remus: So you’ve never read the muggle newspaper? Sirius: Nope Remus: Not even the comics? Like... Peanuts. You’ve never read Peanuts? Sirius: No, I don’t think so Remus: Are you serious? You’ve never read Peanuts? Sirius: Uh huh, never [one hour later] Remus, holding a rugby ball while Sirius prepares to run at it: Go ahead. I promise I’ll hold it.