Everytime This Is Reblogged, JK Rowling Steps On A Lego

CHARLI LIKES BOYS BUT SHE KNOWS I'D HIT IHT

Evan: How would you hide a body-

Dorcas: Hypothetically-

Pandora: You aren’t fooling anyone-

Barty: ANYways, how would you do it?

James: 

James: You see, in quidditch, the snitch-

Barty: Nope. 

Dorcas: MarLENE!

someone on pinterest pointed out that “the boys are back in town” came out early january of 1976, and the marauders blasting that song as they come back from winter break is not talked about enough.

Regulus: Ugh, I hate my second cousin.

Sirius: Which one?

Sirius: Wait

James: WHY WOULD YOU KILL HIM HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!

Sirius: I SWEAR I DIDN’T MEAN TO IT WAS A MISTAKE!

James: THINK OF HIS KIDS! THINK OF HIS  FRIENDS!

Sirius: I SWEAR I MEANT NO HARM!!!

Remus:

Remus: James…

Remus: It… it was just an ant.

Marlene: How the did you crash my car?! 

Sirius: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight. 

Sirius: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident. 

Marlene: ... 

Remus, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen

we all should focus on lily—her complicated relationships with her sister and with snape, her falling for james after many years of rejecting him, mary—her challenges of being a black woman and a muggleborn, marlene—her realisation she’s a lesbian or her working class background and more punk-ish values (bc it’s a common hc i see), black sisters dynamic (ITS A GOD TIER ANGST YALL ARE SLEEPING ON), we should also give dorcas a generally agreed upon characterisation. what we don’t need is a new male ship/character every other week, damn

Sirius: Hello friends! 

Everyone:

Sirius: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

Harry: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? 

Remus: Neither. 

Remus: Because it's twelve dumbass child

Sirius: rEMUS WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

Dorcas: Will you marry me?

Marlene: idk man that’s kinda gay