Why Is Dorlene Always A Background Relationship Those Bitches Are Superior To All

I NEED SOME FLUFFY JILY HC'S PLEASE

fluffy jily hcs because i can never get to my asks on time (ILYSM LINN IM SO SORRYYYYTY 😭😭😭)

james gets up the earliest in this household because he's a psychopath morning run typa guy, lily sleeps in for HOURS. like she'll literally wake up at 4 pm sometimes and james will keep checking her pulse every 5 minutes thinking she's dead or something

lily: *wakes up at 6 pm* oh hi babe

james, standing in the corner, thinking she just rose from the dead or smth: 😨😨😨

intermission: promoting the song disco by surf curse, and also never lose me by flo milli, best music frfr

okok but lily is the big spoon, you can't change my mind. like she loves loves LOVES to just wrap her arms around james and press her face into his back, partly bc of the abandonment issues that she has, and james needs a weight on top of him to sleep, so they end up sleeping in a weird position where james is half on his side, half on his stomach, and lily is latched onto his back with one leg just thrown over him or something. 

they're so cute oh my god ❤️❤️❤️ i swear guys i might exit my bartylus brainrot to explode the jily microfics. or jegulily??? actually yeah methinks jegulily but STILL WIWGWJHAKAHAJ-

they're the original "neat freak" x "messy af" couple, bc i honestly see lily as being really into art and the likings and james will walk into the flat while she's working on something and her stuff will be everywhere and james is just like NUH UH and drops everything to help organize

no but imagine him helping her organize books and stuff at hogwarts and slowly lily realizes he's doing more flirting than organizing 😏😏 lol

i saw someone say james would be a househusband and i YES. for no particular reason except the vibes.

i bet if there wasnt a war james would take lily’s name

Why is it always „Lily Potter“ and never „James Evans“ ?

lily and sirius being besties but so competitive for no reason. the two of them just doing the wildest things and getting caught, but lily ALWAYS talks herself out of punishments with sirius sitting there, shouting “IT WAS YOUR IDEA!”

“you smoked then ate 7 bars of chocolate” Um taylor, remus lupin has a name

I need more scenes of Sirius coming out to Effie and Effie being so chill about it. Please, they heal my fragile gay heart.

Harry: Do you have a pink ribbon?

Remus: Why the fuck would I have a pink ribbon?

Sirius: Do you want light pink or magenta or sparkly or polka dot I got ‘em all

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! get to know your moots or followers 🩷

reading, of course

baking. But do i actually bake? No. I have like 500 recipes I want to try but I barely ever make stuff. I will HAPPILY eat baked goods, though

swimming. I swim for a team and it is physical torture, but I still really like it and i honestly don’t know why

spotify (need i say more?)

free stuff. It can be anything and i will be happy because its FREE

The marauders as musical instruments:

Remus:trombone

Regulus:violon

Sirius:clarinet

James:saxophone

Peter:oboe

Lily:flute

Pandora:harp

Mary:trumpet

Evan:bass clarinet

Barty:drums

Marlene:electric guitar

Dorcas:piano

*wolfstar raising harry*

harry: guys i have something to tell you. you might not like it, but it’s who i am, and i can’t hide that from you guys any longer

sirius: harry you can tell us anything!

remus: yes we love you!

harry: okay well… i’m bisexual… idk if you guys are okay with that or if you even know what it means but i had to tell you

remus:

sirius:

remus: harry what do you… what do you mean that we don’t know what being bisexual is??

harry: well yk because both of you are straight-

sirius: I’M SORRY WHAT

remus: harry you think we’re straight??

harry: yeah because you guys are!

sirius: REMUS AND I ARE MARRIED

harry: WHAT I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE ROOMMATES OR SOMETHING??

sirius: WE LITERALLY RAISED YOU 😭 YOU CALL US “MOONS” AND “PAD” DO YK WHAT THAT STANDS FOR HARRY?? IT STANDS FOR “MOM” AND “DAD”

harry: I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE JUST RAISING ME PLATONICALLY??

remus: there’s literally a picture of us kissing above the fireplace…

harry: i thought it was a platonic kiss?? 😭😭😭

sirius: WE WEAR WEDDING RINGS

harry: I THOUGHT THEY WERE FRIENDSHIP RINGS

sirius: WHAT IS A FRIENDSHIP RING??

remus: we celebrated our anniversary last week!

harry: i thought it was some sort of friendship anniversary 😭

sirius: omg i knew i joked that he would be stupid because james is his father but this… this is another level

i made this 😭

James: Yum, thanks! Kidnapper: puts more tape over their mouth I said stop eating it.