Fuck It. Today I'm Getting Over My Mental Health Issues

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

physicist nitpick: tonnes is a measure of mass so it needs to be multiplied by gravitational acceleration divided by area to convert to pressure.

so 1000 metric tonnes of mass, on earth, in the area of a cat’s paw, roughly works out to 24.5 megapascals (or 240 atmospheres (or the water pressure about halfway through the midnight zone of the ocean))

anyway, funny post that i had the one nitpick with :)

theyre gonna need an intimacy coordinator for me and this calzone

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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I know murdering all of the CEOs of all the evil corporations won't solve capitalism, but I don't think it would hurt either. Maybe we should try killing a few more, just to see what happens

mmm crunchy cheetos

okay im giving you to the count of -3 to restore the proper flow of time