digitallangell - yaoi eating machine
yaoi eating machine

he/him, 18, a museum of anything i've ever loved

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10 months ago
Obsessed With This Energy Tbh

Obsessed with this energy tbh

10 months ago

Polnareff is such a funny character. He has a compelling motivation and is interesting when you look at him narratively but nearly every time there's an episode dedicated to him it's Jean Pierre Polnareff's official toilet tragedy number 57 where upon entering a bathroom stall Polnareff is transported into an evil death maze by the enemy stand user King Gizzard the Lizard Wizard and he must find all the hidden notes and escape the maze before time runs out or else King Gizzard the Lizard Wizard's stand Jeff the Killer will Jeff the Kill him. Meanwhile his friends are having lunch and going "huh. Polnareff's been in there for awhile, I wonder what's taking him so long." as if they don't already know.

10 months ago

I like being lesbian. women

10 months ago
FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

10 months ago
Sorry Man Im All Booked

sorry man im all booked

10 months ago
Ive Been Meaning To Draw This For The Longest Time LOLLL
Ive Been Meaning To Draw This For The Longest Time LOLLL

ive been meaning to draw this for the longest time LOLLL

10 months ago

me at the job i begged god for

Me At The Job I Begged God For
10 months ago
Happy Thursday The 20th

happy Thursday the 20th

11 months ago

My friend blocked me because I wouldn’t stop sending him this picture

My Friend Blocked Me Because I Wouldn’t Stop Sending Him This Picture
11 months ago
Akaashi Who Works Very Hard To Get Muscle References For Udai’s Manga!! ù_ú⭐️ (why Does He Keep

akaashi who works very hard to get muscle references for udai’s manga!! ù_ú⭐️ (why does he keep travelling to osaka to get them, tho??)

11 months ago
Source

Source

Source
11 months ago
Top Surgery Comics One And Two! I'm $1k Closer To The Operation!!! The Gfm Is Right Here, Thank You For
Top Surgery Comics One And Two! I'm $1k Closer To The Operation!!! The Gfm Is Right Here, Thank You For
Top Surgery Comics One And Two! I'm $1k Closer To The Operation!!! The Gfm Is Right Here, Thank You For
Top Surgery Comics One And Two! I'm $1k Closer To The Operation!!! The Gfm Is Right Here, Thank You For
Top Surgery Comics One And Two! I'm $1k Closer To The Operation!!! The Gfm Is Right Here, Thank You For
Top Surgery Comics One And Two! I'm $1k Closer To The Operation!!! The Gfm Is Right Here, Thank You For
Top Surgery Comics One And Two! I'm $1k Closer To The Operation!!! The Gfm Is Right Here, Thank You For
Top Surgery Comics One And Two! I'm $1k Closer To The Operation!!! The Gfm Is Right Here, Thank You For
Top Surgery Comics One And Two! I'm $1k Closer To The Operation!!! The Gfm Is Right Here, Thank You For
Top Surgery Comics One And Two! I'm $1k Closer To The Operation!!! The Gfm Is Right Here, Thank You For

Top surgery comics one and two! I'm $1k closer to the operation!!! The gfm is right here, thank you for reading and happy pride month!

11 months ago
I'm Being Very Brave Today

I'm being very brave today

11 months ago

compilation of all the iconic insane mumbo jumbo posts

Image of hermitcraft chat. Xisuma says “who is at 3800 / —600?” MumboJumbo replies “Thaaat’s me”. Xisuma says “what are you doing?” “server is going haywire”. MumboJumbo says “Grabbing sime gravel”.
Screenshot of a tweet by Grian. The caption reads “Mumbo wrote out a list of what we need for Sahara. Who knows what half of this means”. The picture is a discord message from ThatMumboJumbo, filled with spelling mistakes, reading: “2 observers, 2 [sticky], 2 [droppers], 1 [dispenser], 3 [slime, unintelligible], 2 redstone torches, 3 [repeaters], 4 [comparators]! 4 [furnaces], 13 [hoppers], 5 [chests]
Screenshot of a reddit post by u/whydoicareagain. The caption reads “it had to be said (hope no one else has done it). The image is comparing an image of a normal Mumbo skin with his shirtless, shaved, belt-wearing season 6 skin. The text reads “another actor’s life ruined by drugs and alcohol”.
Screenshot of a tumblr post by omgitzlongdennis. The text reads “*Walking around LGBTQ+ Hermitcraft* GAYTimesWithScar? TangoTRANS? BIJevin? pearLESBIANmoon? MUMBO JUMBO?” After each name there is an emoji, and the “gay” part of each name is uppercase. The entirety of “Mumbo Jumbo” is uppercase.
Screenshot of a tumblr thread. The first post is by ahmc, with a doodle of Mumbo Jumbo surrounded by an explosion of blood. midlifecrisis2021 reblogs with “When you sneeze while you’re on your period”. ahmc responds “Mumbo Jumbo is NOT on his period”. Megabuild reblogs with an image of the comments. presidentbidengetspegged says “Mumbo jumbo is allowed a little period. as a treat.” sphere-slayer says “I agree with tumblr user presidentbidengetspegged is not I sentence I ever thought I’d say”
A screenshot of a tumblr thread, continuing from the Mumbo Jumbo period post. hiveswap reblogs an image of a comment, saying “A real ceo would get a hysterectomy”. They say below “W. Would an egg dying each month be considered peace love and plants.” timedeo reblogs with “everything i see from hermitblr is fucking insane”
An image of a reddit post, showing a picture of a man in front of a computer watching a Mumbo Jumbo video. The text reads “He just nutted in me and started watching mumbo jumbo 😪”. Below is a tweet by mumbo, reading “I appear to have front pages on reddit today. To the man responsible: a gentleman normally waits at least 5 minutes, but I appreciated the support 😳”
A screenshot of a tumblr post by eyes-inthe-skies-deactivated202, with an image of a youtube community post by Mumbo Jumbo. The text reads “I am currently out in the Philippnes working hard on videos with the sound of cock…” the text ends and is followed by a read more. Below is a cropped image of Mumbo editing videos. The caption reads “how does this keep happening to him”.
A screenshot of a twitter post by mcytburner2022. The image is from a youtube animatic of Grian and Joel, and Flaming Torrent says in the comments “We love two married men comfortable joking about these things XD wholesome af”. In the replies, Xuan Bach Nguyen asks “grian’s married?” “to who? mumbo?”. dpage says “@Xuan Bach Nguyen to his wife”
A screenshot of a tumblr post on a bad hermitcraft headcanons account. Anonymous says “Grian’s soul misses his flesh so after eating Grian’s soul, Mumbo constantly feels the urge bite Grian, eat Grian, chop Grian up into little bits, boil Grian alive, etc. Since Grian respawns, they could conceivably come to an arrangement where Grian comes over for Sunday dinners ;)”. The response reads “looking at the remnants from the old inbox is like coming head to head with vengeful ghost that i have somehow wrong but have no idea how. are yiu making jumbo jumbo and grian nbc hannibal anon? are you hanniballing mumbo Fucking jumbo?”
A screenshot of mumbo’s instagram account, with an image of him fishing with someone else. His t-shirt is cropped to read “S EX MACHI”. The caption by Mumbo reads “DEUS EX MACHINA, IT SAYS DEUS EX MACHINA! Unfortunate crop on my t-shirt..” A caption by someone else below reads “MUMBO “SEX MACHINE” JUMBO BABEY!!!!!!!!”
A screenshot of a tumblr post by askzloyxp - the writer of the hermitcraft recap. An ask sent by vintrkaka reads “who would win, mumbo “sex machine” jumbo or grian “big tidy” minecraft?” zloy responds “There are no losers in [consensual] intercourse”
A screenshot of a tumblr post from the mcytblrconfessions account. Anonymous says “i drew mumbo jumbo and my dad said he looked “feminine and woke” …”

wanted to get them all in one place. feel free to add

11 months ago
FAITH

FAITH

1 year ago

Writing is so much fun! You can be like "I should process this" and just go nuh-huh, see, I'm going to make up a guy and have them process it for me. Not me! It's the guy I made!

1 year ago

online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.

and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.

there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.

i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.

1 year ago
Yknow What You're Right, Thanks Two Super Cucumbers

yknow what you're right, thanks two super cucumbers

1 year ago

i genuinely hope that boop day inspires everyone to interact more with other tumblr users. because it’s clearly way more fun this way!! even once the boop button is gone, there’s still asks, tag and ask games, comments, dms, fuck it let’s bring back blog rates i don’t care. part of the reason that tumblr is dying is that its way less social than it used to be. let’s fix that!!

1 year ago
emo boy fight gif with tumblr april fools boop paws edited over their fists

war never changes

1 year ago

🎉🔪🔪🔪YES🔪🔪🔪🎉

1 year ago
1 year ago

you may think your only options are

You May Think Your Only Options Are

but in fact you can

You May Think Your Only Options Are
1 year ago

I wish the woolly chafer beetle was as big as a rabbit and I could have one as a pet

I Wish The Woolly Chafer Beetle Was As Big As A Rabbit And I Could Have One As A Pet
I Wish The Woolly Chafer Beetle Was As Big As A Rabbit And I Could Have One As A Pet
I Wish The Woolly Chafer Beetle Was As Big As A Rabbit And I Could Have One As A Pet
I Wish The Woolly Chafer Beetle Was As Big As A Rabbit And I Could Have One As A Pet
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