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this clip is never fucking leaving my brain
Happy Friday! Here’s the fresh memes for TMAGP episode 10 (spoiler warning)
All I could think about when Gwen met Bonzo:
Gwen: "c-can he read?"
Bonzo *Nikola voice*: "how could I read anything silly? I'm Russian!"
"my house belongs to a freakish clown monster"
Yeah, Nigel? So does mine. You're not special. They're called landlords.
Gwen suffers from chronic Jon Archivist Syndrome where she asks actively advancing horrors beyond comprehension the dumbest questions. Like actually, "You don't sound Russian?" pales in comparison to "CAN HE READ??"
MAYBE HE CANT READ GWEN BUT DOES IT ACTUALLY MATTER?? GIVE THE SHAMBLING MURDER CLOWN HIS FUCKING GWEN MAIL OH MY GOD HIS TEETH ARENT SOFT!!!!
Some of my favorite episodes of the Magnus Archives:
- Guy goes hunting, is surprised when he gets hunted
- Woman goes through door (derogatory)
- Tjmax mannequin comes to life
- Man doesn’t like how fellow gym members look (rude)
- Plumber simply does his job, nothing goes wrong at all
- There is mold in Man’s shower drain
- Previously mentioned door woman comes out of door
- Dead goth is very useful (slay)
- Woman goes to sculpting class, nothing goes wrong at all
- Man gets lost in a neighborhood (very funny)
- Man Opens The Door (bad things ensue)
- Door Woman no! Don’t lie! You’ll die!
"you need therapy" then pay for it motherfucker
Tmagp is like oh here’s a horrifying story about grief. Here’s a horrifying story about body image. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE. Here’s another story about grief and obsession. Come here and check out my violin. And then a cool tgirl swags all over the place and a man is violently homophobic towards two computers
obligatory meme
Same
i love you sam khalid
i love the totally uncreative name of Needles. jonny sims was trying so hard not to name him Michael that he couldn't think of anything better
Tmagp introducing its first avatar be like
i feel like a grumpy cat
love love the fact that everyone immediately clocked needles as a character who will appear later again just based on the sheer amount of cunt being served by him
I am fans
It’s me. I’m the fans.
“victim”
i’ve been writing a lot lately
i liked this one, so i wanted to share it
be kind to yourselves
Hera: ARE YOU--
Doug: Fucking
Hera: KIDDING ME?
Isabel: ...what was that?
Doug: Hera's programming doesn't allow her to swear, so I volunteered to help out.
Isabel: I think you just like excuses to swear.
Doug: That doesn't make my job any less important.
“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch
human huskerdust doodles and an insane amount of brainrot
*cut to me foaming at the mouth*
They hate him for his autistic swagger and also the time he killed two people and injured more.
Here's my little snow gremlin :D
Give them a name
Literally like the third time I've made one in my life so don't be mean
sexiest monster in your opinion?
me
I was stopped on the street by an old lady today because i smiled at her after we did one of those awkward "who passed first" dances, it was so weird.
The old lady grabbed my sleeve as we passed each other, and she just started talking about how she was putting trash by the road that people had thrown away there (idk if she meant people threw it away in the building she was headed to or if they littered)
(Que me trying to take out my earbuds with the biggest skiing gloves ever.)
And then she was like
"you would never do that right" and let me go as she started walking away, and I was just like "i would never" because what the hell do you say in that scenario.
Made this a while back but thought I'd post it still (:
(I didn't know you could make the text colored yippee)
dying & getting resurrected as a form of enrichment
i'm rearranging their guts but like. sorted by color and texture. due to the autism.
Bro that hit me so hard im sitting here just trying to not send a sappy paragraph to every single one of my friends and apologize for any time ive made them slightly upset
life series mumbo doodle bcs I miss him in secret life
