When You Are, In Fact, A Witch And One Of Your Students Asks For An Alternative Reading Assignment Because

George Washington:Don't split into two parties or we'll be doomed

Untied States:(immediately splits into two parties)

George Washington:

It really sucks when the toxic people you have to cut out of your life are your family.

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When you’re a teacher but not a morning person

Guys will be like “I know a spot” and then take you to the Miskatonic University Hospital morgue to reanimate corpses

Ugh, why is this stupid website so broken?! To whoever just had a post reported by my toddlers grabby hands, I am so sorry. I didn't even see who the post was from before he grabbed at the screen and a notification that the post had been reported popped up.

Next Book

I've spent the past few months ghostwriting 3 web novels. It's been a learning experience, but I'm ready to put that on the backburner and work on something of my own again. The problem is, I'm not sure what I'd like to do next. Help me out?

The struggle of having your students do or say something bloody hilarious and trying your damnedest not to laugh.

My class pretended to play dead.

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