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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

this is true

hey guys remember that time when the entire tech/stage crew of the Music Man was sick right after the show last year cuz we worked ourselves to the bone in close quarters but refused to admit any of us were sick until the show was over

theatre kid problems

normal person: dang it! I'm sick, I guess I have to call into work to tell them I won't be there

theatre kids: IAMNOTSICK IAMNOTSICK IAMNOTSICK

aros you're marrying for tax benefits i just want to know the general consensus on whether this is okay or no cause i heard some people at work talking about it like it was a cardinal sin

Please reblog with your answer in the tags, I'm so curious! 💕

so we're preparing for auditions for our first show in my theatre class rn (everyone has to audition for the grade, whether you want to be in it or not)

anyway, we're split into groups to practice our monologues with/to and cuz the teacher trusts me (this is my 4th year doing it after all) I'm with 3 newbies

well one of them likes to sass back when I tell him what to do, I mean he'll do it but I think he doesn't think I should be bossing him around

I am the stage manager

he's gonna need to learn to listen and to respect me real quick

It was a pity like

I’d make a great Spider-Man because I have the incredible self perception of being the funniest person on earth, mostly because I am

growing up there was this one Walgreens my family and I would go to all the time because it was within walking distance (or rather, what my family considers walking distance, we walk a lot) so we became friends with quite a few of the workers

once I took my mom's card and went to buy her a present (Christmas, her birthday, I don't remember) while she waited for me by the doors. we were so well known that when I went to check out the lady at the register put in my mom's phone number without even having to ask

Starving to death this morning because ive been to the new local cafe twice this week already and if i go a third time ill look desperate.

me: I think I'm dying you guys

CL (RIP): That's ok- that's bad

me: dID YOU JUST ALMOST SAY THAT'S OK

CL (RIP): YES BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT'S NOT OK

NO YOU

@dad-cahoon

GO TO BED