"the chipmunks on my dresser are holding a revolution, their tiny arrows get stuck in my feet
there, I wrote a tumblr post
are you gonna let me have tumblr now?"
✨️my mother✨️
we decided on this semester's show, yall! and I'm going to be acting in this one, too
it's called Murder at the Ballet by Jeffery Goffin, its a cool 1940s murder mystery with all the gender roles swapped
I'm actually really excited for this one
-SA, also same bruh
Being up to no good is a past time for me
I don't trust you anymore
Hey if you wanna be an evil DM roll D20 every turn and add 10 and make that the BBEGs AC for that turn of combat
ok fine you get the like back because that actually made me wheeze
I’d make a great Spider-Man because I have the incredible self perception of being the funniest person on earth, mostly because I am
I am under the impression that in this, like in some other instances I won't name here, my own family may use a slightly atypical noun
the fact that that meme is literally how I get any important news nowadays just reaffirms something I noticed a little while ago
humor has been everyone's coping mechanism for the last two generations
at some point when they were growing up the millennials decided to laugh instead cry and it just hasn't stopped
Happy third anniversary to Tumblr's emergency announcement system
Hello, I hope you and your family are well. Can you please help me recycle the post on my account? 🌺 And help rescue my family from the war in Gaza? 🙏 Thank you.
https://gofund.me/1a1829cd
!!!!
me, holding up the pile of garbage I picked up from the auditorium: I'm going to commit a crime
M: ok
M: as long as I don't see it, it didn't happen
me, walking into the costume room for the first time this school year: "It's like the first breath of fresh air in months!!"