Latest Posts by ctbudy - Page 2
The Venn diagram between people who do drugs and people I’m friends with is a circle
Yea it's like that alot like women pants are so specific beacus the take in matter the waist hip and other stuff but men pants only waist
i’m so angry because when i first bought women’s pants as a child i went through 10 stores trying different cuts and brands to find the right size that fit until i found out ONLY Old Navy fit me right, and then i go to fucking Khols for men’s jeans and grab whatever off the shelf and everything fits the same no matter what cut or brand. what the hell?
Your parents grounded you and took away your phone. The next day, several birds with messenger bags arrived. The birds chirped “Good morning sir, a message from your dear friend” and they read the message from your friends laughing at you being grounded.
Akali: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
Akali: I will not yield.
Asking out Girl™ just hit different for her
the potential for the "i felt that from you" to be a "i felt that for you" was strong
but the writers are fucking cowards
reunion falls- northwest mansion mystery
uhhh so i didnt rly get a chance to develop this relationship as much as i should have before doing this but i wanted to rewrite nmm to include girl crushes and kissing so i did
@ people who arent as familiar w this au, for context pacifica has been on good terms with the twins for a long time so!! this would be the conclusion of many many episodes of shipteasing and flirting that neither one recognizes as flirting. its good. its great.
Miles “Who’s Morales?” Morales
Elves have heighten senses right, so they probably never had a need for hunting dogs. So they probably never had dogs as pets. So...
Bard: These are my children!
Thranduil (points at dog): what is that
Bard: that’s my son!
Thranduil: Bard what the fuck?!?!?
Soos: Are you okay...?!
Mabel, tearing up: Yeah, it's just the onions...
Soos: Ah, okay.
Soos, to the onions: What did you say to her?!?
YES YES YES
Hot take.
Villain Deku but it's Megamind.
Villain Deku as Megamind
Roxanne as Kacchan
Metro Man as All Might
Titan as Shigaraki
Minion is still Minion because I love him.
Please just consider this. I can't stop thinking about it.
Though Titan's motivation will have to chance because.... eww.
But I can totally see Shigaraki starting out good then switching to bad because he didn't get what he wanted.
I wonder who Bernard would be tho
OOOOOOOOOO you done meSS UP
A new up and coming hotshot villain has made a terrible mistake. They have taken the local hero’s baby sitter hostage. However it turns out this babysitter also works for quite a few other notable heros and even villains all of which are not at all happy that their sitter has been taken.
Haha
“All you’ve ever wanted was to be feared and rule the world, but every villanous act you do backfires. Steal candy from baby? Poisonous candy, baby saved. Steal the baby? Abusive parents. Threw a woman off the building? Push she needed to unlock her powers of flight, she’s now your sidekick.”
WOW😳
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
DA FUCK
Hahahahahahaha
Au 7# The gag Au where Roy is drunk genius
My humor is awful…anyway after this is Ed is like, fine if you’re so smart Roy, then bring back Al’s body! And drunk Roy is like, fucking easy peasies, grabs a piece of chalk and draws the most ridiculous array on the floor with a stick figure smiling in the middle.
When prompted about the happy stick man Roy is just like, dude…you don’t want Al’s body to come back all sad, do you? He then throws some rubber bands into the circle with a bottle of rum, activates the circle and BAM, theres Al body.
Ed and Al freak out, Hughes is just laughing and Roy just wavers and says, I’m so happy for you guys…now I’m going to go over here and throw up until I die. Meanwhile the truth is sitting there with a bottle of rum and rubber bands, like…what the fuck is going?
Jajajajajaja
For some reason, I wonder what aliens think of sky diving, I like to think like this (H is human) (A is alien)
A: human... I did some research, and I have a question
H: Sure, ask away
A: What is "sky diving"
H: Oh, it's a sport where we get in a plane, fly very high... And jump
A:YOU WHAT!?!
H: We jump, but don't worry, we can land safely
A: oh thank god... So, you use some kind of gravitation device? Or use some technological device to land slowly?
H: Uhhh, not exactly....
A: .... Human... What exactly do you use....
H: ...
A: Human, what... Exactly... Do you use?
H: a backpack with a bunch of fabric... Sometimes silk....
A: ...
H: ...
A: YOU USE CLOTHING, TO STOP YOUR FALL, AFTER JUMPING OFF SEVERAL THOUSAND FEET UP!?
H: Yeah, but it's a different kind of fabric you know...
A: ... Okay, but what do you do if the fabric breaks, or if it gets tangled
H: ... Enjoy the view?
A: ... I still don't know why you aren't extinct
YES YES YES YES
adult merula should have a flying motorcycle
He is so fritanga awesome
Its just so cute
Messing with your boy when he’s going for the high score in Classic Kingdom!
More Claire the Trollhunter! I was going to design some fancy helmet to go with the armour but-
Bearer of Christ /the one who dares everything for peace/the warrior
Yo:Porqué estan destruyendo el planeta
Alien:Porque ay gente que cree que solo ay que hablar
Yo:ho ok esta bien
me: why are you destroying earth!!!
aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak
me: thats fair i understand