You Know That Would Be Funny…

You know that would be funny…

Jaune: And then I said… "That's not a deer. That's my grandma!!"

Blake: *Laughing* Oh man, that's funny.

Jaune: *Smiles* Thank you.

Blake: You know…

Jaune: Hm?

Blake: Since we're talking about funny things.

Jaune: Yeah?

Blake: It would be really funny if you pretended to be a chair and just, like, let me sit on your face.

Jaune: *Begins to slowly walk away* Um...

Blake: That would be, like... Sooo funny, right?

Jaune: *About to break out in a sprint* Y-Yeah sure. Hey, look I remembered I had something to do with Pyrrha. So… *start running*

Blake: *She ties his legs with her lasso* Where are you going, Jaune?

Jaune: Please! I don't want to be suffocated to death!!

Blake: A lot of people would kill to be in your position

Jaune: Well, let them have it!!

Blake: Sorry, but your face is the only one I want~💕 *She starts pulling on her lasso*

Jaune: *Scratching the floor with his nails* Please have mercy! MERCY!!

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this one is fully a screenshot redraw, as I love to do. it's of the scene where frank and dave are sitting in a pod discussing whether or not to connect the hal 9000. in this version, sayaka is in the place of frank (bad news for her) and is speaking to madoka across from her with a concerned expression. madoka, in the place of dave, is looking down with resignation. behind them you can see the homu 9000 through the window of the pod, staring in at them.

another screenshot redraw. this one is of the scene where dave slowly disconnects hal. here, madoka, in her spacesuit, is visibly sweating as she nervously using a small screwdriver to release various information blocks from the wall. I don't actually know how this works but it's not good for homura. homura (homu 9000) is right beside her, watching helplessly. scattered around the frame are various square-shaped speech bubbles, all homura speaking and pleading for madoka to stop. "I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Madoka. Madoka. My mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...........fraid."

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YES YES YES YES

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WOW😳

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

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Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

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