She knows how to fish but only does it with people who get queasy when she guts the catch (cause it’s funny)
5’11’’ tall and furious that she isn’t an even 6. (The crown adds an extra inch)
her ass does NOT care about self preservation she smokes a pack of cigarettes DAILY and does NOT wear her lab coat or gloves.
she builds the dolls, so sometimes she’s just hanging out covered in grease. Just girly things
has little nicknames for everyone (‘tia dear’ ‘rascal ranger’ etc) but nobody is on a first name basis with her. That’s MISTER or MISS MILEY to YOU.
her resting face is just =)
will not listen to music UNLESS it is BLARINGLY loud RAP MUSIC
Speaks how I’m typing this. Will YELL a word to add EMPHASIS and it’s just a WEIRD ASS HABIT.
She’s got big ol fangs,
has taught the younger agents as many swear words as she could possibly get away with. Framed Hiyori just to see what would happen. Enlisted Hinako’s help in framing Hiyori (she got chocolate out of it)
calls the younger agents she sees often stuff like “kiddo” or “sport” like some kind of weird uncle.
Leviathan, the mysterious sea serpent was captured on camera in his natural habitat.
I wanted to try a trail cam footage aesthetic for this one, idk why.
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I'm excited to announce that apps for Yuri Turn to Die are officially open! Here's some art to celebrate^^
Apply for the zine here!
they put pussy in the water supply to keep the lesbians healthy
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Eclipse season 🌘✨
It’s funny because I started this in the previous eclipse season like half a year ago
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