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IT’S BEEN 24 HOURS AND I ALREADY MISS MY RUNAWAYS CHILDREN

Onew: Since we’ll be away, we’ve left you a complimentary bowl of advice. *picks a random strip* For instance, “Taemin, stop doing that.” Just applies to everything.

this is my favorite fucking video as of now

The shop is closed, people are in their beds. Cid smokes one last cigarette before returning to work, installing a gummy block onto the Highwind.

HD GIF / wallpaper youtube / soundcloud

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

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Key: Why's it so hot in here?

Taemin: Would you like me to leave? ;)

Key: Taemin the kitchen's liTERALLY ON FIRE

JINKIIIII

SM: So what are all of your skills?

Taemin: I can impersonate a chicken leg through dance

Jonghyun: I can shatter a glass with my voice

Onew: I make good life decision

SM: That’s not really a-

Jonghyun: Please. He’s our most valuable member

Taemin: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve

Onew: I think you mean ‘tricks’

Minho: He does not.

Taemin, pulling several knives out of his sleeves: I did not.

Taemin: Am I going too far?

Key: No, you went too far seven hours ago. Now you’re going to prison

Taemin: I would do anything for you

Onew: Thanks

Taemin: I would eat trash for you

Onew: Oh, well, don’t do that

Taemin: I ate trash

Onew: See, That doesn’t really help me

Taemin: If I were to suck up jello through a vacuum, well, I think that’d be a neat sound

Key: I beg to differ

Taemin: Then beg

freddie mercury when no one stops him

Taemin: Onew, how do I get revenge on those who have wronged me?

Onew: The best revenge is by letting go and living well

Taemin:

Taemin: Key, how do I-

Key: Stab. Eliminate. Destroy.

Key: Isn’t it past your bed time

Taemin: Isn’t it time you die

Mark: I just realized the Five Stages of Grief - Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance - spell out DABDA and I feel like this is important information.

Johnny:

Mark: Sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away.

Johnny: Never fucking speak to me again.

*Taemin walks into the first SuperM meeting*

Taemin: Okay, which one of you is my new caretaker until SHINee gets back?

Members: Actually, they made you the leader because you’re the senior artist. 

Taemin: 

The Taemin I know isn't fit to be responsible for anyone, including and especially himself. I once saw him drink an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner. Onew, he opened up a new jar of marinara sauce and drank it like it was a thing normal people do. It was unholy. And then I asked him what the hell he was doing, and he said, and I quote, "It's basically a smoothie."

Key

SM: Believe it or not, I actually have your best interests at heart

SHINee: elaborate on that

SM: No

Taemin: Looking back, I have no regrets

Key: You should

Taemin: Yup

Yes.

Minho: You into cars?

Taemin: Yes, it was truly a masterpiece of a film

Minho: No, like are you a car person?

Taemin: Like.... a transformer?

Onew: It’s 2019... why hasn’t a bank adopted the slogan “it’s common cents”?

Jonghyun: I say we demand change

Minho: Got to give you credit for that one

Key: These puns have caught my interest

Taemin: Banks

Please stop setting things on fire ‘just to see what will happen.’ What will happen is fire.

Onew to Taemin

Key: Taemin is doing this stupid voiceover thing now and he narrates everything he thinks

Taemin: Taemin did not enjoy what his bitter friend Kibum had to say

Key: Don’t you dare do another voiceover

Taemin:

Key:

Taemin: But Taemin had to dare