“If people held themselves to the same standards they hold other people to, there would be far fewer problems in the world.”
— Don’t be a hypocrite don’t have double standards
3rd week of Freshman year and I’ve already been acknowledged to a shy bean who follows around the Seniors and to all the 8th graders out there
fucking run while you can.
For any people who could become pregnant in Georgia, know that the awful six-week abortion ban is NOT in effect yet. A lot of news outlets are failing to report this so I thought I would help spread the word. Don’t panic if you’re pregnant or might be pregnant and want an abortion. The ban won’t go into effect until January 1, 2020. And that’s only if it survives legal challenges.
However, with the courts and SCOTUS as they are now, it actually might survive. Get an IUD when you can, if you can. For others, if you were wanting a vasectomy, get that done soon.
I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.
i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.
Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!
It is very important that the language in your novel reflects the time and place in which the story is set.
For example, my story is set in Italy. My characters would never “ride shotgun”, a term coined in US in the early 1900s referring to riding alongside the driver with a shotgun to gun bandits.
Do your research! A free tool that I found to be very useful is Ngram Viewer.
You can type any word and see when it started appearing in books. For example…one of my characters was going to say “gazillion” (I write YA) in 1994. Was “gazillion” used back then?
And the answer is…YES! It started trending in 1988 and was quite popular in 1994.
Enjoy ^_^
God: “So, yeah. Make a small country and also make it entirely flat. No mountains, only hills. A whole bunch in the south of it by the way.
Angel: “Sure, that doesn’t sound too bad?”
God: “Oh, and make it under the sea level. So they have a to build dikes to make sure the whole country doesn’t get flooded.
Angel: “What the…”
God: “Dikes everywhere”
God: “And…what rhymes with dikes? Oh yes, bikes! Bikes everywhere!”
Angel: “You mean that they…’’
God: “Have a lot of bikes? Yes! Let them always cycle. Make everyone who isn’t cycling afraid of the cyclists. Especially the tourists.
Angel: “This starts to sound a lot more dangerous”
God: “What else did I have in mind? Oh yeah, make the weather there unpredictable as hell. Only one thing is sure, there will always be lot of rain”
Angel: “I start to feel sorry for those people…How do you want to call it?”
God: “Mmm, The Netherlands. But we call the people Dutch”
Angel: “Why…”
God: “And everyone mixes them up with their neighbourland Germany”
Angel: “Okay..anything else?’’
God: “Weed”
Angel: “That’s it. I quit”
Love one another.
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