As You Opened The Door, The Sight Greeting You Was Not, As Your Friend Put It, "a Teeeny Mistake With

As you opened the door, the sight greeting you was not, as your friend put it, "a teeeny mistake with a summoning spell". In a hasty attempt at a barrier on one side of the room was a couch, your friend staring fearfully at the scene in front if them. Two entities, one whose face was constantly changed from different animals to humans, with a cloak of billowing blue smoke surrounding them, the other a attractive figure that glowed gold and grand, gravity defying jewelry and an extra set of arms the most prominent features. They seemed completely different, the only thing in common the rage on their faces and tendency to hurl insults in odd languages at eachother. God's who had been ejected from there plane lost their powers, and it seemed these ones we're not taking it will. With a swift gesture with your arm, a nearby vase shatters in the middle of the angry gods, all tension in the room halting as three sets of eyes land on your figure. You couldn't tell if they were surprised by you being there or your bored expression. Maybe it was the words that came out your mouth next. "If the both of you would stop throwing a hissy fit, we can actually address the current slightly more civilized than primal apes. "

At the insult, the multi-faced god's, well, multi-facing, became erratic and quicker, speaking in an odd dialect.

"]ou $are ßpeak ïn ßuch æ \ay [o ?e. $o ]ou ñot (now \ho \e ære? "

After deciphering that the first letters consisted of the appropriate human symbols, you had run out of mental energy from the journey here, lack of sleep, and promised vacation bullshit.

"Yeah, a couple of powerless gods who think they can overcompensate for their usefulness with their ego. "

Whilst the first gods face recedes into a display of anger and shock, face shifting, hw other breaks out into high pitched tinkling laughter, teasing the other god with a child's naitivity and mentality.

As you sighed, a dark premonition crept up, assured by the human in the feeble position still behind the couch and reconstructed vase flying at your head.

If humanity truly is in the hands of gods, we're all fucked.

When your friend had called you up to nervously tell you that they’d had a small accident with a spell and needed your help, you had expected something simple and mundane. What you had NOT been expecting, was to walk in and find your best friend very nervously waving at you from besides two deeply pissed off, and completely powerless, gods. 

And to think you had been hoping for a quiet week.

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How to portray a power driven character.

Playing the manipulative character.

Portraying a character with borderline personality disorder.

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If courage isn’t the absence of fear but doing the right thing regardless of it, maybe confidence isn’t the absence of insecurity but knowing you have real worth despite it

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Needless To Say Darlings, Messages Like These Are Spam. I’ve Been Getting Multiple Lately, And Whilst

Needless to say Darlings, messages like these are spam. I’ve been getting multiple lately, and whilst I have simply been blocking them, I realised that some of my followers with smaller follower counts, might need a heads up.

Do NOT follow the link and do NOT reply to them. 

Block them swiftly and let others know of the risks. 

Stay safe Darlings 🖤


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Love One Another.

Love one another.

5 years ago

Bruh

So me and my friends were out playing pokemon go and we had to literally stop the car and turn around because we may have found the fanciest McDonald’s I’ve ever seen in my life

So Me And My Friends Were Out Playing Pokemon Go And We Had To Literally Stop The Car And Turn Around
So Me And My Friends Were Out Playing Pokemon Go And We Had To Literally Stop The Car And Turn Around

A MANSION

And the inside is actually beautiful??????

Like there were live plants and I felt like I was walking into an upscale hotel??

So Me And My Friends Were Out Playing Pokemon Go And We Had To Literally Stop The Car And Turn Around
So Me And My Friends Were Out Playing Pokemon Go And We Had To Literally Stop The Car And Turn Around

It also had a second fancy entrance???

Not only that but there was like a secret upstairs that’s apparently open usually, but it was too late for us to go up too (I’m deffo gonna go back and check that out because come on)

So Me And My Friends Were Out Playing Pokemon Go And We Had To Literally Stop The Car And Turn Around
So Me And My Friends Were Out Playing Pokemon Go And We Had To Literally Stop The Car And Turn Around

Like what is she hiding 

But yeah I think I found either the most cursed or fanciest McDonalds in America

Also!

So Me And My Friends Were Out Playing Pokemon Go And We Had To Literally Stop The Car And Turn Around

It was a pokestop!

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This pool is to help me raise money to get out of my homophobic dads house. He’s trying to send me to conversion therapy.

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Because Animals Deserve To Drink Too

Because animals deserve to drink too


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Beep Beep Master Chief. 

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