Hey So It's Come To My Attention That The Creators Of Disco Elysium Want You To Share The Game And Not

Y'all listened to killer spider by pinnichiop? I'd suggest you do, it really goes well with blackarachnia, apart from the spider allegory

THE BACKSHOT BROTHERS

(Actually starscream and skywarp use she/her and she/they respectively)

(And they're also not related)

(Thundercracker is the only "guy")

(However they're The Backshot Brothers in spirit)

Heyyaaa

Random test!!!!

WARRIOR CATS AU LONGARM AND BUMBLEBEE (or longleg and,,,,,, well bumblebee makes sense i guess bcuz i imagine getting named when you enter the elite guard is the same as a warrior name?) bees asking how to report a possible spy:3c

the reason longleg has such SIZEABLE paws is bcuz in this au shockwave can still change his shape, but im going more toward a body horror-esque angle with shockwave maneuvering his muscles and bone structure. his only tells that he might be a different cat are, again, his paws and a long tail.

hey. the celebrities and corporations are growing to try tumblr. you may want to drive them off the site, or find them amusing, ie “well THIS one can stay.” they may try to engage with the culture. they may do their research. DO NOT ENGAGE. do not bother. don’t fucking acknowledge them. don’t mess with their heads. don’t reply to them as a bit. let them think this site is a lost cause. let them fizzle out and die

so you want to learn to code? ^w^ epic !! you can always take classes and whatnot, but you can also learn online >w<

if you’re interested in making a game, the first question is do you want to try and create it with a game maker, or with a programming language! game makers will be much easier for those who haven’t programmed, but doing it by yourself gives you much more control over every aspect of the game :}

if you’re looking at making a fairly typical game, or an rpg, or a text based game, and you don’t need many custom mechanics, it might be good to look into gamemakers ! but if you don’t have the money, or you’d like to step outside of the box, here’s where you can get started :D

big big huge biggest question :} what language would you like to learn! there are a ton of different languages, and they’re all useful for different things :D let me introduce you to a couple of common ones! (note: you can learn a language if you like, then move on to a game ide (which might help you understand the overall coding concepts more) or you can go straight to a game ide and learn whatever language it uses, which i think might be more difficult but if you’re only interested in making games, it should b fine!)

html+css+javascript: these are used in tandem for making responsive websites!

python: generally considered a good language for beginners, syntax is very different than java-like languages, tends to not be used for games but some like the sims 4 and doki doki literature club are made in it / use it!

java: the big guns… this can teach you the base for a lot of key programming concepts that are crucial in game making! i also find my knowledge of java to be very translatable to pretty much any coding problems i come across :D java was used to make minecraft, simcity, and more. although it’s certainly not the top choice for game devs, its very similar to the one that most people use ^_^

c++/c#: even though these are languages with different bases, i’m grouping them together because they’re both included in unity :3 these are the guys you want to get to know well if you’re learning games! the syntax is very very similar to java, and c++ is an object oriented language just like java ! the differences between the two come down to things like garbage collection and interpreters, which just means they’re going to feel the same to write in ^_^

Here are some resources for the different languages :}

html+css+js:

https://www.khanacademy.org/computing/computer-programming/html-css

https://www.khanacademy.org/computing/computer-programming/html-css-js

https://www.codecademy.com/learn/learn-html

python:

https://www.codecademy.com/learn/learn-python

https://www.learnpython.org/

java:

https://www.codecademy.com/learn/learn-java

https://www.learnjavaonline.org/

c++/c#:

https://www.codecademy.com/learn/learn-c-plus-plus

https://www.learncpp.com/

https://www.codecademy.com/learn/learn-c-sharp

https://dotnet.microsoft.com/learn/csharp

(you’ll notice that most of the places have the same names, codeacademy is a rlly great place to learn all of these languages ^u^)

another incredible resource is youtube! im not going to link videos because i personally haven’t used too many for learning these languages (i read books p much) but finding a tutorial that you vibe with is a really nice way to start, and there’s a lot of great free materials on there!

resources for learning unity:

https://learn.unity.com/

https://www.youtube.com/user/Brackeys

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPV2KyIb3jR5QFsefuO2RlAgWEz6EvVi6

i’m not linking a lot of these because i’m just linking the ones that were the absolute most helpful ones to me, but hopefully these should at least get you started!

i wish y’all luck if you’re learning coding and game making :} it’s hard but its very rewarding! feel free to msg me here if you have any questions or just want to talk abt game stuff ^_^

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YALL