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I think Damian might try it with his Middle East origins idk

But it’s probably more like;

“Is it because I’m of a superior blood?”

Or smthn. Idk. I just find this hilarious.

Headcanon that when Duke becomes comfortable with the family he instantly starts pulling the Black Card to win an argument.

The first time it happens is when Batman asks him to stay late in the cave to go over some reports but Duke is tired Damnit and B isn't listening to his protests so he pulls his best sad face and asks "Is it because I'm Black?" When Bruce says that Duke can't ask his siblings to cover for him. Cue the biggest panic that any of them have seen in a long time as Batman switches to Bruce and starts assuring him and telling Duke to go relax.

From there Duke has realised he's gotten a get out of jail free card that he uses carefully (Re: to get out of a gala early, to get his favourite food for dinner a couple of times.)

Using it on his siblings only works once or twice before they start on the orphan card that rarely works as they're all orphaned one way or another.

One time he used it on a villain and they almost instantly stopped beating him up to protest the accused racism.

Which ones which

#epicthemusical

I would have been salty too

Yeah you mf. Smallpox has more dignity than you and everyone is immune to it. I won’t kill me, you’ll have to do it yourself or fuck off

Oh my god

Ok I did the thing

Don't look at it too hard

Wtf i cried so much today why again bro 😭

One more animatic to get it out of my system

so how about that theory that Odysseus' red eyes in Six Hundred Strike mean Ares is helping him out on behalf of Athena, huh?

My comprehension for that paragraph was at an all time high

Bro it’s so long and im so stupid-

anyone else remember being like 13 years old and watching that scene in how to train your dragon (2010) where hiccup carefully navigates the maze of lines toothless has drawn between them without breaking or stepping on any of them and with his back to toothless and eyes shut to demonstrate how he’s willing to put total faith in him not to harm him or run away and to show humility and a desire to establish a natural bond of mutual trust instead of the arrogance to try to force toothless to submit to his will and hearing the music crescendo and fade into silence as he finally crosses the last obstacle so that they’re standing mere inches from one another, tension built on years of bad blood between their two races, so immense it’s almost like a physical barrier, separating them, and after what feels like forever toothless presses his nose gently into hiccup’s outstretched palm and it fits perfectly like it was made solely for that specific purpose, and feeling all the hairs on your neck stand up and a stifling sensation that brought actual tears to your eyes rise in your throat as it touched something profound and full of unspeakable yearning inside you

Tim: I’ve been told to fuck myself numerous times. Isn’t this what they wanted?

Random HC

One time Tim, after a long night's patrol and a morning of dealing with his siblings, was confronted by the press while he was going into work - which isn't a rare occurence.

Now, its public knowledge that the Waynes fund the Bats, and that they have likely met once or twice

One of the reporters asks Tim:

have you ever met Red Robin?

And Tim, confidently on live television, tells them:

yeah, we're fuck buddies. I'm late for work, bye