Yall I Just Remembered That Getting Bit By A Person Is Actually Really Bad Like People Go To The Er For

Its history guys

Pay attention

I like to think that whenever Tim and Jason patrol together people call them Robin Hood.

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*Tim and Jay waiting for police to arrest some goons*: ...

Police officer: Thanks for this Robin Hood.

And, even better, Tim and Jason don't care.

Jason: no sweat.

Tim: see ya around officer.

I miss the days when kids didn’t need to worry so much.

Instead we got kids crying because of war.

Because of social issues.

Because of the pressure from people around them.

Because of the ethical decisions they are forced to make.

Like, dude this kid is 11 or smthn. They don’t to have an opinion abt abortion or politics. Give them time and help them figure it out. Forcing people to take sides sucks, let alone forcing a child to choose if they believe something is right or not.

I really really miss the days when a child’s biggest decision was choosing between baseball teams.

I don’t know, I think I’m just venting at this point. I’m just sick of people forcing opinions onto others and forcing everyone into a war and taking sides. It’s not good to ignore the problem but at this point, it might be the best.

AW SHIT THEY FOUND HIM-

Wtf i cried so much today why again bro 😭

One more animatic to get it out of my system

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WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME WE COULD DO THAT?????

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my firm and very sincere belief that the wayne family initiation orientation docket has many points, and addendums but the one on the top is:

"Don't start shit with Duke. God as his witness, he won't start shit but he WILL end it. "

and why?

because duke doesn't give even half a fuck, he can and will e v i s c e r a t e you.

Jason steals the last cookie? "no wonder your mom sold you out, you stupid bitch. not even death could bear you so you're back trying to make the rest of miserable. loser bitch. i'll crowbar your fucking face."

Tim makes a snarky, harmless joke at his expense? "Your mom probably drank that poison in Hawaii to get away from you. The constant flying about wasn't enough. She needed to get off the literal existential plane. all those times you thought you're a burden and no one loves you? you were right. fear toxin aint showing you your worst fears, its showing you the fucking truth. loser virgin. get the fuck out of my face"

so on and forth. Not even Bruce or Alfred are spared. Duke won't know proportional response if it hit him in the face. Regularly, daytime villains send batman complaint letters (!!!) about the signal, because damnit they're just robbing banks, no need to bring up their mommy issues into it??? with Duke, there is no passive there is only aggressive. You won't think it, looking into his warm brown eyes and his lovely, easy smile. but you will know it. by god, if you start shit, you will know it.

Please

I have an english oral exam tomorrow

He's just like his dad