Crap-blog-blog-blog - D:

Hermes did not expect that

no one did 😭

Holy moly

Its history guys

Pay attention

Dabi: God, give me patience.

Hawks: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Dabi: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

True

My contempt towards a brand is directly proportional to how often they interrupt my playlists.

sometimes jason has this deep conversations with gus and gus always meows at him as if he's answering. jason is like gossiping with gus but the rest of the batfam thinks jason is insane, dick iq like "is that fat cat talking to you?" and jason is like "shut up"

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AHAHAHAHA WAIT DOES THIS IMPLY THAT JASON BRINGS GUS TO THE BATCAVE BC THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS

Jason has to make his whole family meet his new obese cat, so he brings Gus to the batcave for a visit. Gus sleeps on the Batcomputer. Gus apparently is heavy enough to trigger all weight panels. All of the other animals are afraid of Gus. Titus won’t go within 5 feet of the cat and drags Damian (holding the leash) to the side. Damian shouts “WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? THE CAT IS FAR TOO OBESE TO CHASE YOU.” Damian does love the cat though. He has been caught petting the cat in his lap saying “you are a truly majestic animal.”

Jason is talking to the cat about how Dick made a reckless move and jumped off a building to dodge a punch from a rogue. Gus meows back and Jason goes “I KNOW, RIGHT? And get this: now he’s trying to act like it wasn’t that big of a deal!!” Gus meows. “EXACTLY!” The cat meows again. “That’s exactly what I told him, Gus. He’s just being obtuse.” Meow. “Sorry, big word. He’s just being ridiculous.” Meow. “I agree.” Meow. “Now I wouldn’t go that far.” Meow. “Gus!!” Meow. Jason laughs hysterically.

Dick watches, just blinking. He looks at Tim to make sure this is real. Tim is also just staring. Jason picks up his obese cat and leaves.

Wtf i cried so much today why again bro 😭

One more animatic to get it out of my system

Wait does his staff-scythe work as his spine? Or do they technically count as separate entities? Or is this a centaur situation where we aren’t quite sure yet?

was suddenly moved to draw a toony sort of character design .. but this is a bit too close to 2013 tumblr sexyman for my own comfort

Short summary on me;

This is literally my safe space to just- Talk. And talk. And talk.

I’m a writer in training who loves lore and has a billion fandom obsessions.

I’m figuring things out, life’s a crazy rollercoaster 🤷

Tim: I’ve been told to fuck myself numerous times. Isn’t this what they wanted?

Random HC

One time Tim, after a long night's patrol and a morning of dealing with his siblings, was confronted by the press while he was going into work - which isn't a rare occurence.

Now, its public knowledge that the Waynes fund the Bats, and that they have likely met once or twice

One of the reporters asks Tim:

have you ever met Red Robin?

And Tim, confidently on live television, tells them:

yeah, we're fuck buddies. I'm late for work, bye

😭

Google maps/any other kind of maps app: Your only together because he’s a compass and your a worm in a paper bag (lost).

Social Media As boyfriends:

Facebook/WhatsApp/Instagram: Toxic, has over Paranoia, discards your opposing views, will accuse you of cheating, spies on you 24/7, knows everything about you because he used to stalk you, doesn't care about your feelings and would spit out harsh comments.

Telegram: Allows you to do whatever you want, but he is very suspicious, maybe, because he is a criminal in disguise, yet you don't care because he is the sweetest boyfriend in the world, and treats you like a queen.

Character AI: Was really caring at first, however, over time, he began to become lazy and stopped improving himself, and also he hates violence and is an asexual.

Janitor AI: Slut.

Wattpad: You hate and love him at the same time, but in reality, you are only with him for fame.

Ao3: He loves you despite not always being by your side, and he accepts you for you even if you were weird and creepy, he doesn't mind at all.

Twitter/X: You asked him to change, but he changed to the worst.

Youtube VS Tiktok: Both fight for your attention, they will take desperate measures to make you theirs and love them only.

Tumblr: the best out of them ' I' m not saying that under the threat of gun'