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Bonus: Catsuki
Beach episodeā¦. Save me beach episodeā¦ā¦
and it was love at first sight
(this joke comes from the below textpost, but the idea of this being a bkdk meetcute is all thanks to @sapphicflower-ao3)
i can't believe togachako is canon
just manga hawks
Hotdog Shenanigans
[ID: a comic of Sans and Papyrus from Undertale. Sans appears with a red nose, and Papyrus accusatorily asks: "Sans, why are you wearing that?"
Sans: "wearing what?"
Papyrus: "That red nose!"
Sans, pointing at his face: "oh this? it's not a nose."
He pinches it, creating a honk, and starts pulling it out of his nose cavity, with a slide whistle effect. Revealing its full length, he holds it up and explains: "its a hotdog."
Papyrus is speechless, with a shocked and horrified expression. End ID.]
this made me think of them š„°š„°š„°
thinking about making out with hawks and his scruff tickling your skin when he shifts his mouth down to suck big, wet hickeys against your neck, you pulling at his hair giggling and groaning at the same time, him pulling back with a lazy grin and hooded eyes like "hm"? but when you tell him that his scruff is tickling you, all he does is blink before leaning down to purposefully rub it against your face, making you squeal and try to squirm away but he's fast, way faster than you, so he'd pin you to his side and nuzzle you till you're breathless with laughter, chest heaving --
how he'd go still, relax his hold on you till he's just holding you in his lap, his eyes soft as he watches you.
"what?" you ask, reaching up to thumb at the scraggly bits of hair on his chin.
"nothin'. just... like lookin' at you, that's all."
when you crinkle your nose and try to hide your face, he bends down to tug your arms away, nuzzling his nose against yours with a soft groan, "goddamnit you're so fuckin' cute..." before melding his mouth to yours once more and kissing you deep enough to sting.
when he pulls back this time, both of you are breathless and he's got that dark, half-focused look in his eyes that makes your stomach clench in anticipation -- when he hoists you up into his arms and makes for the bedroom, you loop your arms around his shoulders and all he says is --
"well, let's go see if your thighs are as ticklish as your neck is."
Research
Lights and Shadows of Cyber City.
note: remember to read the tags! + i do not own any of these works
bakugou katsuki
defiant say it with your hands darling it's better (down where it's wetter) statistically significant how to set fires mr. fixer upper the red of fate meets the blue of twitter verification
shoto todoroki
if i could keep cool break the glass (in case of emergency) something new strawberry scented dreams flare loads of fun mr. tokyo beat hottest hero
dabi / touya todoroki
not a proposal an arsonist's lullaby running errands i'm melting in your eyes, like the first time that i caught fire (just stay with me, lay with me now) it's conditional laundromat
hawks / takami keigo
lay low take it slow birb puns crawl home to me paper cranes little bird no need
eijiro kirishima
the marionettist would you like me to stay forever revenge paws for panic red crush culture in one kiss, you'll know all i haven't said
denki kaminari
body electric streams truth or dare seven minutes of humor in your arms why are you so pretty?
Iām so bored and tired and I need to shitpost a SUPER dumb headcanon to keep the cogs turning.
ā« Spinner was practicing throwing his knives one time, and Dabi just so happened to slip in undetected. It was a good 15 minutes of spectating before Dabi found himself getting bored, but he gets the bright idea of scaring the shit out of Spinner.
ā« So at absolute random, he screams. Then Spinner screams, and THEN he throws a knife at Dabi and it lands right in his shoulder. Thereās the whole fried pain receptor stuff going on so he doesnāt do much of anything but pull the blade out with a cheeky grin and finally leave (he needs that checked out)⦠Spinner on the other hand just stares wide-eyed and gapes, heās a little too jarred to even say sorry about he knife to the shoulder because HOW DID HE GET IN HERE? Not to mention a scream was fucking UNHINGED from Dabi.
ā« After that weird day Spinner just takes a look around the leagueās little makeshift training room every few minutes if heās practicing, heās not keen on being scared shitless again.
Iām just gonna go out on a limb and say Spinner brings out the stupid in Dabi. And itās definitely evident in their banter.
never forget that dabi is canonically a crybaby/angry crier and would 100% be clenching his butt cheeks trying to hold back the waterworks while arguing with you if his tear ducts werenāt burnt off. and thatās exactly why despite always packing a punch, his insults are nice and short. heās gotta wrap it up and run out of there quickly before time is up and the dam breaks.
and you think he might truly be heartless when he leaves you to cry all by yourself but bro is literally somewhere having his own music video. sliding down a brick wall, gripping at his shirt, head in his hands, all while still trying to convince himself he doesnāt care. just ten times more pathetic than whatever youāre up to tbh. bc itās easier for you to pick yourself back up once you realize heās just gonna come back like always.
but he mastered the art of being dramatic and emotional before he even took his first steps! it doesnāt matter how many arguments youāve had at this point; in his head, heās experiencing doomsday for the trillionth time. after heās done rubbing his eyes raw and furiously wiping away his snot heāll straighten himself out and put on his most unbothered expression.
and youāll cry again when he returns, because he hurt you and heās an asshole for prancing back in all cool and nonchalant like nothing happened ā and perhaps because you missed him, just a little. heāll kiss your forehead and give you his little half assed apologies that you really need to stop settling for. heāll wipe your tears away and tease you for being such a softie.
āone day youāll be the one crying over me,ā you sniffle. āthen youāll understand.ā
if only you knew.
ākeep dreaming baby.ā
How could they
For the rest of our lives <3
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