When You Forget To Watch The Post-credit Scene In Dr. Strange

ok, first off...

what kind of META-ass shit is this?😂

Beautiful

The only video you need to watch in order to get into the Christmas spirit. 

obama: *sees petition with 150,000 signatures* it looks like tumblr has to unban porn, comrades

Eddie: The house is a disaster. We need to clean.

Venom: Who's coming over?

Eddie: No one. We're cleaning for us.

Venom: But we already know we live like this.

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

ASOUE: This show will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day. 

Me: Haha ASOUE: *wrecks my evening, my whole life, and my day*

Me: 

Literally the quickest and most strange lineless drawing I've ever made

today in “things i’m disproportionately emotional about”:

it’s facial reconstructions of prehistoric humans!!

like, look at this part-homo sapiens, part-neandertal man from well over 30,000 years ago:

doesn’t he just look like a dude you’d wanna hang out with? like he probably washes dishes in the kitchen with you, and has excellent weed

what a charming fellow. what stories he probably has to tell. i’d definitely go shoot the shit with him on Contemplation Rock after i’d finished my day’s work carving a bone flute for the autumn hunting ceremony, or whatever

people have been people ever since people first became people, i tell you what

they all had lives and histories and families and friends and dumb gossip and games they played and total bullshit in which they believed wholeheartedly

they all argued about the nature of the world, and of themselves

they all sang songs

they all drew pictures

they all buried their dead in graves, and they buried their dead in graves well before they did a lot of that other stuff. they buried their dead with flowers, with panther claws, with the bones of animals they’d killed, with the bones of family members who had died at the same time or earlier. they buried their dead with their arms folded across their chests

they fell in love

they took care of their old and their sick and their disabled, even when it cost them

they made new things, and worried about what the new things meant for people everywhere, as a whole

Y’all my dad just tried to show me an article by a news company called the gateway pundit. Don’t read it bc it’s a far-right, conservative website that is known to be untrustworthy and biased. So the article stated that the amazon forest fires happening right now aren’t nearly as bad as they have been in the past 15 years. I was just speechless. There was no evidence to back up the story, not accurate evidence anyway. There were already hundreds of news articles explaining that the fires are actually worse, with an 83% increase if fires this year. All of them provided factual data taken from satellites and scans. It’s just so annoying when people try to prove you wrong, when you have a ton of trustworthy evidence, and all they have is a singular reference that is known for writing falsehoods and untrustworthy articles.

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“For Just One Day Let’s Only Think About (Love)”, from “Reunited”! Lyrics below:

[Steven]: Mom was a Diamond who invaded Earth, saw it’s beauty, and it’s worth Mom made an army and she fought herself Did that even end up mattering when she faked her own shattering? Mom lived in hiding, by the name of Rose with the friends she made, and the form she chose Now, all that’s left of her exists in me, and I think that we can all agree that is a little bit upsetting I’d rather think about…a wedding!

Let’s think about cake! Let’s think about flowers! Let’s think about dressing up and dancing around for hours! There’s an awful lot of awful things we could be thinking of, but for just one day, let’s only think about love!

[Ruby]: Okay Sapphire! I gotta get dressed up for my big day now, so no peeking! And no future vision either!

[Sapphire]: *laughs* Okay!

[Pearl]: Oh Steven, I just wish I could’ve said something sooner about Rose, and Pink.

[Steven (Pearl)]: We could think about lies that we told in the past, we could think about hurt feelings and how long they can last (??? move on) We could think about hope, (Hope?) you know I’ve been hopin’ (About what?) that everything’s better now that everything’s out in the open! […] Bismuth, is that what you’re wearing to the wedding?

[Bismuth]: It’s the nicest thing I own.

[Steven]: Lookin’ sharp! […] We could think about flowers, we could think about cake! We could think about wonderful promises we have the power to make! There’s an awful lot of awful things we could be thinking of, but for just one day, let’s only think about love!

[Amethyst]: Maybe I shouldn’t have picked up roses, might be a little…controversial.

[Steven]: We could all rethink how we feel about Rose when it comes to Pink and the things that she did and the past, I suppose Or we could both feel better! and we could think about how! and we could think about us, or, we could think about now!

[Amethyst]: ??? we’re gonna need something else

[Steven]: No worries, Peridot’s gathering more flowers right now! I’ll go get ‘em! *humming* but for just one day let’s only think about- […] Peridot?

[Peridot]: What if Lapis was right? Sooner or later the Diamonds are gonna come for the Cluster. We’re all gonna die here.

[Steven]: We could think about war, we could think about fighting, we could think about long-lost friends we wish we were inviting We could think about the broken gems in the Cluster at the planet’s core, or we could think about the bubble we made so that they can’t be hurt so that they can’t be hurt anymore! We could think about joy! We could think about pain! We could think about sunshine! We could think about rain! There’s an awful lot of awful things we could be thinking of, but for just one day, let’s only think about- [All besides Steven]: Just one day, let’s only think about! [All]: Just one day, let’s only think about [Steven]: Love