The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.
I have a sudden urge to hop into a MHA hyper fixation-
Not the fandom, watching through the show and movies while designing my own silly little OCs 
reblog to give ur mutuals a soft lil kissy on the head
May I join as well? *Proudly presents a red tiger plush half my size,* his name is Red!
I like to think that Tim used to respect Jason, but once he came back to life and Tim actually got to meet him, all of it went out the window.
Never meet your heroes because when you do you find out they enjoy pistachio almond ice cream, sleep with a stuffed animal and have a chocolate chip cookie addiction
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
It’s based off of my favorite WOF character, MoonWatcher and the nightwing oc I made up a while ago based off of her, CometWatcher!
genuinely curious, what's the story behind your username? if there is one
Some of my favourite Nicos I’ve drawn over the years!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICO!
This was me with Leap of Faith (catch me if you can),
I love foreshadowing in that fic :)
When ur reading a fic and suddenly there’s a NAME. That has LORE IMPLICATIONS. And I become a GODDAMN DETECTIVE trying to figure out HOW IN THE HELL YALL ARE RELATED and then. And then I remember.
The author will probably tell me within 3 chapters.
Still gonna get the red thread out.
Bruce: we will continue to utilize the Batmobile, of course. But we needed an upgrade and we got one. Introducing-
Bruce [pause-for-dramatic-effect Wayne]: the Bat-tank
Dick:
Jason:
Tim:
Steph:
Cass:
Damian:
Duke: fine, I'll say it- that's just an armored minivan
Bruce: what? It's not-
Jason: It has sliding doors
Bruce: for efficiency and convenience-
Dick: i think it's neat! But... yeah, not really a tank
Steph: very spacious, yet very compact, very on brand for a mom with 6-9 kids
Bruce: it has all of the features and capabilities of the Batmobile-
Damian: Father, I for one admire your priority, practicality is far more important than being fashionable.
Bruce: i, wha- It very clearly has lasers and it's bullet-proof! How is that unfashionabl- I know my brand!
Tim: aww, enough cup holders for the whole family, very thoughtful, Bruce
Bruce: The Bat-tank WILL strike fear into the enemies of Gotham!
Jason: our enemies will see us speeding at 700mph and assume you're late to your kid's soccer game
Bruce: Okay! Okay, so we needed a family car, but this isn't-
Cass: Recital
Bruce: *gasp* OH, we're going to be late for Cass's dance recital, everyone in the van!
Dick: I thought it was a tank-
Bruce, glaring: Cass gets shotgun since she's the only one who respects the Bat-tank!
Cass: yes... very scary *pats Bruce's arm affectionately*
Bruce: Hurry up, everyone! Duke, the backseats unfold if you press the button underneath-
Duke: yeah I know how minivans work
Bruce: It's not-
Bruce:
Bruce: oh no.
Dick: there's the moment of realization we were waiting for
Bruce, whispering: It IS a minivan.
Tim: can we go to Bat Burger after this?
Damian: Seconded
Jason: yes thank fuck I'm starving
Dick: Language! Here, little D, you can sit by me
Steph: ugh, why do I have to sit in the middle?
Duke: this thing comes with chargers, right, Bruce?
Bruce: I'm... I'm a minivan mom.
Cass, smiling: Our minivan mom
Got bored, made a shrine.
(it’s a work in progress for, Nyx, Poseidon, Demeter, Artemis and hades! I’m going to be adding in and rearranging stuff later for Athena and  Hephaestus!)
I shit post a lot.He/they..(Also a minor, don’t be weird about it please)
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